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hi barbie...

QUOTE Barbie I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years. "Hi. I'm Barbie."

Hi Barbie, I’m [size=+2]scouries :)[/size]. I guess I’m probably one of “those” authors you’ve read over the years. Unfortunately, and strangely, AHland doesn’t actually have many real authors. Many posters but few authors.

So let me just say that it’s a delight to have you among us.

And hey, if you haven’t yet, may I take this opportunity to invite you to make me one of your FAVORITEST AUTHORS. It’s pretty easy to do and once you’ve done it you get a FREE three month membership in the nearest chapter of the [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] fan club.

jim
 
scouries said:
QUOTE Barbie I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years. "Hi. I'm Barbie."

Hi Barbie, I’m [size=+2]scouries :)[/size]. I guess I’m probably one of “those” authors you’ve read over the years. Unfortunately, and strangely, AHland doesn’t actually have many real authors. Many posters but few authors.

So let me just say that it’s a delight to have you among us.

And hey, if you haven’t yet, may I take this opportunity to invite you to make me one of your FAVORITEST AUTHORS. It’s pretty easy to do and once you’ve done it you get a FREE three month membership in the nearest chapter of the [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] fan club.

jim
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:rolleyes:

And another fool makes an appearance. Is there a full moon tonight?
 
cloudy said:
It's not a bitch, really. More of a stupid cunt.

I, however, am a bitch. ;)

Welcome to the AH, Barbie. :rose:
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No, honey, I am the queen of the bitches, and not stupid at all. Leona has nothing on me and neither do you. If Barbie is smart, she'll stay away from the AH. We'll see what happens. My advice to Barbie, get out while they don't know who you are.................
 
bsergi1 said:
No, honey, I am the queen of the bitches, and not stupid at all. Leona has nothing on me and neither do you. If Barbie is smart, she'll stay away from the AH. We'll see what happens. My advice to Barbie, get out while they don't know who you are.................
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Whatever. :rolleyes:

You're about as scary as a pissant.
 
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bserg isn't scary, just pathetic.

She loves to beat up on grieving parents, of course.
 
Safe_Bet said:
As in BitchtonFictionWriter?


Hi Freddie. Nice comments, BTW, you homophobic piece of shit!
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Actually, I'm one of the few writers here who doesn't have alts. I am who I am, Bostonfictionwriter.

Homophobic?

I am a man's man, a manly man, and a macho man. Now, if you want to label that homophobic that I proudly accept that label rather than the label of a gay, girlie man.

Thank you, Safe Bet.

...so, is it because you were rejected by men that you are now with...women?

That's okay, I understand. Not all women are attractive enough to find a man. Good luck to you in your confused sexual state.

Welcome Barbie. I'm Freddie, one of the better writers on the site, along with Sir Scouries, the other better writer on the site.

Hi Simon. Welcome. So, what is Paula really like? Does she drink or is she just really dumb and her behavior just an act?
 
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
Actually, I'm one of the few writers here who doesn't have alts. I am who I am, Bostonfictionwriter.

Homophobic?

I am a man's man, a manly man, and a macho man. Now, if you want to label that homophobic that I proudly accept that label rather than the label of a gay, girlie man.

Thank you, Safe Bet.

...so, is it because you were rejected by men that you are now with...women?

That's okay, I understand. Not all women are attractive enough to find a man. Good luck to you in your confused sexual state.

Welcome Barbie. I'm Freddie, one of the better writers on the site, along with Sir Scouries, the other better writer on the site.

Hi Simon. Welcome. So, what is Paula really like? Does she drink or is she just really dumb and her behavior just an act?
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Wow... you really are an ass.
 
Thank you all for your warm welcome. I feel so much better now.

I've already been warned about Scouries and Bostonfictionwriter, but I appreciate both of them welcoming me to AH. I'll hold my opinion.
 
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
Actually, I'm one of the few writers here who doesn't have alts. I am who I am, Bostonfictionwriter.

Homophobic?

I am a man's man, a manly man, and a macho man. Now, if you want to label that homophobic that I proudly accept that label rather than the label of a gay, girlie man.

Thank you, Safe Bet.

...so, is it because you were rejected by men that you are now with...women?

That's okay, I understand. Not all women are attractive enough to find a man. Good luck to you in your confused sexual state.

Welcome Barbie. I'm Freddie, one of the better writers on the site, along with Sir Scouries, the other better writer on the site.

Hi Simon. Welcome. So, what is Paula really like? Does she drink or is she just really dumb and her behavior just an act?
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Damn Freddie! Am I going to havta get that quote out and put it in my sig again? You remember the one don't ya?
 
Welcome to the AH, Barbie :rose:

Looking forward to reading your story once you do get it out there. :)



Welcome to Simon as well... :rose:
 
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