Nervous new member

BarbieBunny · Apr 23, 2009

Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

Hi Barbie, are you pervy? OK you belong here welcome to AH

_Lynn_ · Apr 23, 2009

Welcome to the AH

We're a good group here, no need to be nervous. Just look out for . . .

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

MistressLynn said:
Welcome to the AH

We're a good group here, no need to be nervous. Just look out for . . .

Leto Degeneres · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

ahhh, good, someone new to pick on mercilessly!

j/k, Barbie

kendo1 · Apr 23, 2009

Beware of worms with forked tongues.

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

ldegeneres said:
ahhh, good, someone new to pick on mercilessly!

j/k, Barbie

I'm attracted to the nervous shy types

BarbieBunny · Apr 23, 2009

Austin8 said:
Hi Barbie, are you pervy? OK you belong here welcome to AH

I wouldn't be here if I wasn't a perv. Although they don't refer to women as pervs. I prefer being called...sexy.

bsergi1 · Apr 23, 2009

Hey, I don't think I ever got this kind of welcome.

_Lynn_ · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't a perv. Although they don't refer to women as pervs. I prefer being called...sexy.

You could be here to write.

bsergi1 · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't a perv. Although they don't refer to women as pervs. I prefer being called...sexy.

Depends upon where you keep your heart. Mine's on my chest.

SimonCowell · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

Hey, good timing, Babie. I'm new, too, but didn't have the balls to start my own thread. Then, I saw your thread. Only, I can't stay long, American Idol is on at 9pm (lol).

Are there any fans of the show here?

My bet is on Adam being named the American Idol. He's heads and shoulders of Danny, Allison, and Chris, the next best.

Safe_Bet · Apr 23, 2009

"Hi" Barbie. Welcome to the AH. Don't sweat the "nervous" stuff. The best way to get over that is to post a neked picture of yourself (preferably with full frontal nudity) and you will be immediately accepted.

It's kind of an AH tradition ya see... (at least I'm doing my damnedest to make it one!!!! :devil:

)

Guest · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

Good luck on your first!

Welcome to the AH.

:rose:

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny · Apr 23, 2009

SimonCowell said:
Hey, good timing, Babie. I'm new, too, but didn't have the balls to start my own thread. Then, I saw your thread. Only, I can't stay long, American Idol is on at 9pm (lol).

Are there any fans of the show here?

My bet is on Adam being named the American Idol. He's heads and shoulders of Danny, Allison, and Chris, the next best.

Okay, I'm naive, but should know better. Are you really Simon Cowell?

I'm not really Barbie, that's not my real name. I'm using my friend's name, but don't tell her.

bsergi1 · Apr 23, 2009

SimonCowell said:
Hey, good timing, Babie. I'm new, too, but didn't have the balls to start my own thread. Then, I saw your thread. Only, I can't stay long, American Idol is on at 9pm (lol).

Are there any fans of the show here?

My bet is on Adam being named the American Idol. He's heads and shoulders of Danny, Allison, and Chris, the next best.

Simon, that's Chris with a K--very gay way of spelling it. Are you the real Simon. The show is live. How are you squeezing in Lit to your schedule. Is this what you read before sitting next to Paula?

Austin8 · Apr 23, 2009

SimonCowell said:
Hey, good timing, Babie. I'm new, too, but didn't have the balls to start my own thread. Then, I saw your thread. Only, I can't stay long, American Idol is on at 9pm (lol).

Are there any fans of the show here?

My bet is on Adam being named the American Idol. He's heads and shoulders of Danny, Allison, and Chris, the next best.

Safe_Bet said:
"Hi" Barbie. Welcome to the AH. Don't sweat the "nervous" stuff. The best way to get over that is to post a neked picture of yourself (preferably with full frontal nudity) and you will be immediately accepted.

It's kind of an AH tradition ya see... (at least I'm doing my damnedest to make it one!!!! )

I second do we have a third? "

Safe_Bet · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't a perv. Although they don't refer to women as pervs. I prefer being called...sexy.

Ummmmm, I wouldn't say that is exactly a universal truth, at least around here...

bsergi1 · Apr 23, 2009

Safe_Bet said:
"Hi" Barbie. Welcome to the AH. Don't sweat the "nervous" stuff. The best way to get over that is to post a neked picture of yourself (preferably with full frontal nudity) and you will be immediately accepted.

It's kind of an AH tradition ya see... (at least I'm doing my damnedest to make it one!!!! )

Why are you the first to hit on the women. You don't even know. Give it a rest.

Guest · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Okay, I'm naive, but should know better. Are you really Simon Cowell?

I'm not really Barbie, that's not my real name. I'm using my friend's name, but don't tell her.

Most of us prefer anonymity.

staciliv · Apr 23, 2009

BarbieBunny said:
Nervous new member.

I don't know if I'm supposed to be here, as technically I'm not an author, yet. I haven't submitted my first story, but I'm working on it.

I just wanted to say hi to all those I've read over the years.

"Hi. I'm Barbie."

Hello, Barbie, and welcome!

honeybites · Apr 23, 2009

Safe_Bet said:
"Hi" Barbie. Welcome to the AH. Don't sweat the "nervous" stuff. The best way to get over that is to post a neked picture of yourself (preferably with full frontal nudity) and you will be immediately accepted.

It's kind of an AH tradition ya see... (at least I'm doing my damnedest to make it one!!!! )

I should get on that...

Guest · Apr 23, 2009

bsergi1 said:
Hey, I don't think I ever got this kind of welcome.

That's because you're a bitch.

_Lynn_ · Apr 23, 2009

Safe_Bet said:
"Hi" Barbie. Welcome to the AH. Don't sweat the "nervous" stuff. The best way to get over that is to post a neked picture of yourself (preferably with full frontal nudity) and you will be immediately accepted.

It's kind of an AH tradition ya see... (at least I'm doing my damnedest to make it one!!!! )

Good job you're doing too.

Although, no one has done as you requested, come to think of it.
Maybe I should rethink that 'good job' I just said.

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