Lily's After Hours Club

[Mephistophelily]

Because we could always use yet another damn hang out thread.

Over there, please feel free to use out jacuzzi.
To your left, you'll find the bar. We are still hiring for a well-versed bartender.

On the stage? The karaoke machine. Can you carry a tune? Or do you need to visit the bar a few times first? That's fine too. Oh, that big silver thing in the middle? Never you mind that. That was here when I bought the place. Really.

Now stay away from those curtains. There's nothing behind those for you. Shoo shoo.

Go have a seat. We have more than enough; big couches and lounge chairs, even a bean bag or three tossed around the place. So settle in, grab a drink, and chitty-chat. Thread stuff, today's thing that pissed you off, or any other random thing that pops to your mind... Let it all out.





*settles into her own big ol' fluffy fuzzy blue chair with a Monster and vodka*

 

[Mephistophelily]

*jots in her idea notebook*


-Revive Kuu's Moulin Rouge thread?

-"The Vampire's Pet"?

-Retry Highest Trio yet again?

-Or maybe a samurai thread?

- The daughter of a rather infamous pirate has grown up with no real feminine influence in her life, instead taking in the lessons picked up from being around her dad's crew. As she comes to an age where most girls are thinking about relationships and courtship, her father comes to realize that she instead is more fascinated by the aspects of pirate culture than the things a 'normal' young woman would be interested in. In an attempt to make his daugher more a woman and less a pirate, he hires a young woman to turn his daughter into a proper lady. Unfortunately, his daughter doesn't take too well to these lessons, and instead tries to spread her own ways onto her tutor.


*Shoves notebook into bra and looks around leerily*

 

[UnseenMaiden]

*coughs* >_>



STREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mephistophelily]

HEY!!
Nakedness stays in the jacuzzi or not at all!!!

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

*looks left*

*looks right*

*dons a two-piece swimsuit and heads for the jacuzzi*

"Where can a girl get a good masseuse?"

 

[UnseenMaiden]

*sighs and sticks her tongue out at you* all I did was SAY streaking... nowhere does it say I actually did so....

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

*sighs and sticks her tongue out at you* all I did was SAY streaking... nowhere does it say I actually did so....

Which begs us to ask... why weren't you streaking?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Which begs us to ask... why weren't you streaking?

*grins* pure meanness

 

[RadicalFlower]

Walking in Does a little stretch .. AHHHHHHH Been Waitin all day to get in here after a long day at work this looks GREAT... Glancing around at the ppl Smiling ..walking to the bar and Ordering up a Daquri ....

 

[Mephistophelily]

*looks left*

*looks right*

*dons a two-piece swimsuit and heads for the jacuzzi*

"Where can a girl get a good masseuse?"

"I can try...."
*Cracks her knuckles*

"Though I can't promise I won't hurt something..."

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*looks left*

*looks right*

*dons a two-piece swimsuit and heads for the jacuzzi*

"Where can a girl get a good masseuse?"

I'm a pretty good masseuse Tears. How about we find you a bed or a table or something.

 

[Mister J]

*The door opens slowly, a dark figure standing in the doorway. It's form is slightly hunched over, arm stretched out and holding him up against the large door. The figure has a scruffy black mane and a 24 hour shadow. In the corner of his mouth are the remnants of a sucker. Only the white stick seems to be left. A sigh is let out as the figure moves from the doorway, seemingly dragging his feet as if exhausted. He eventually plants himself down onto a large black bean bag chair that, for some reason, didn't seem to be there prior. He finally speaks just as the door comes to a close.*

An Alice and Wonderland thread might be fun.

*His eyes remain closed, be it laziness or sheer exhaustion. His clothes consist of a comfortably fitting pair of Levi's jeans and a dark blue long sleeve shirt with the Superman shield on the front from Kingdom Come. A pair of navy blue Chuckie T's round out his ensemble. He gives a slight wave to everyone around him as his head falls back to rest.*

 

[Mephistophelily]

Ohhh, that would be fun.

 

[princesssexci]

*walks in and goes to the bar*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*returns with massage oil...* Aw damn. No victims. Errr, clients.

Can i get a coke then please lily?

 

[Mephistophelily]

*Hucks a Coke can @ CT's head*

Still no bartender.
So pardon my caveman serving techniques.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*Hucks a Coke can @ CT's head*

Still no bartender.
So pardon my caveman serving techniques.

*catches deftly* Thank you.

*opens can and is sprayed mercilessly by shaken up booby trap.*

And thank you again. *Licks lips* Still tasty though.

 

[RadicalFlower]

*giggles* Not watin on her drink anymore i guess she Reaches over and Grabs a Sprit ... Then a stranger walks in she watches him move across the bar..and Plant himself on a bag chair.. All the while glancing at others while she does so

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*walking to the bar to get a towel.*
Hello all.

 

[RadicalFlower]

*waves* Greetings to you too...

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Don't think I've ever met you before. Freshen your drink?

I've been told I make a mean fuzzy navel.

 

[Mephistophelily]

*Jots in her notebook again*

The Dollhouse.... and not that weird series with the chick from Buffy...
NOTE TO SELF- stop reading fucked up hentai online.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Am I the only one who finds this cool?

*plasters poster on wall*


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[RadicalFlower]

Don't think I've ever met you before. Freshen your drink?

I've been told I make a mean fuzzy navel.

Hi nice to meet ya ... Marianne Is the name and your? *holding her hand out to shake *

and Yes please that is very nice of you and the fuzzy navel sounds good

 

[Eazy]

*Jots in her notebook again*

The Dollhouse.... and not that weird series with the chick from Buffy...
NOTE TO SELF- stop reading fucked up hentai online.

Pft, then what's the point of having an internet connection?

Am I the only one who finds this cool?

*plasters poster on wall*


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Joker would be such a chick magnet. But he would never consider commitment, of course. He'd very much be the love em and leave em dead type.