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I am sorry, I don't know. That is just evil...

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What does it mean when you dream that a bunch of young and beautiful women dancing in a bar start sucking off random people, and then you turn one of them down because she turned into a zombie-monster whore, and than walk into a basement with a bunch of midgets, and two table-dancing polar bears?

I don't think I want to have that dream again...

My goodness! What did you eat last night before going to bed?!?! :eek:
 
I am sorry, I don't know. That is just evil...

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What does it mean when you dream that a bunch of young and beautiful women dancing in a bar start sucking off random people, and then you turn one of them down because she turned into a zombie-monster whore, and than walk into a basement with a bunch of midgets, and two table-dancing polar bears?

I don't think I want to have that dream again...
Too much sugar or refined carbs before bed always gives me zombie nightmares. Sadly, never zombie-monster whore nightmares. :(
 
:D I know this one... lists, first read about what you'll need to plan for the wedding and the make list of when and how you want to handle it. Oh and snag a friend who has been a bridesmaid or bride and make them help;)

first part of my list was dates and where and then the next bit was colours i liked and detested and colours he detested. we then went on to the dress, flowers, cake etc. If you don't know what type of dress you'd like just go grab some friends and drag them with you for a dress try on day out. :kiss::rose::heart:

A male viewpoint:

Start with the important bits.
- It is about making a commitment, not about the showcase event. The event celebrates the commitment.
- Why are you doing this?
- What are you going to be doing afterwards for the next few years?
- What can you afford? It will cost more than you think it will.
- Will the cost damage your finances so severely that you'll be arguing about money almost immediately?
- Do what you want to do, not what your relations, friends, and neighbours expect you to do.

Last piece of advice: Ignore anything Og, or anyone else says, and do what you are comfortable with. It should be enjoyable and memorable, NOT an endurance test.

Og

Remember that you have to feel comfortable - this day is about you, so it should be a reflection of the two of you.

ie- when picking the dress find a style that reflects something you'd wear to a ball, but have it in white or ivory. Not everyone wants the big puffball dress and I don;t think it's very you, really. I see you in a 1930s bias cut style thing personally, but you should go with what makes you happy and suits you. Do you want lots of people there or just close family? Cos that affects whether you have a sit down dinner or a buffet/bbq type thing. Do you want it inside or outside? What time of day? Buy a couple of magazines and use them as a guide to things you like and things you definitely don't like. Then decide how much money you want to spend and what things are important to you and fiance...

And ask your friends who got married recently... and look at their wedding pics on facebook to see if you trust their advice ;)

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Turn it over to a meddlesome busybody who will derive all sorts of satisfaction and personal validation from being helpful.

Or elope.

What will make you happy? Seriously...some people have big weddings to satisfy only relatives, or friends, or co-workers. But if thats what you want, a big wedding, then have it. If you'd prefer a small gathering, then do that. Its your day, not your moms day, not your mother in laws day, not your sisters, or your cousins, or your best friends, YOUR DAY. Do it as you would like. Though, I'd go along with what Chant says, and first figure out the date you'd like, then what area you'd like it in. After all, doubt you'd want to save that for last and find out you're gonna get married in Wisconsin on Valentines Day :rolleyes::D.

Throw a big dinner party, and have the ceremony between dinner and dessert.

Thanks a lot everyone :D Between the practical advice and the ones that simply made me smile, I'm much calmer now. And being an obsessive list maker, I should be able to take care of this.
 
I am sorry, I don't know. That is just evil...

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What does it mean when you dream that a bunch of young and beautiful women dancing in a bar start sucking off random people, and then you turn one of them down because she turned into a zombie-monster whore, and than walk into a basement with a bunch of midgets, and two table-dancing polar bears?

I don't think I want to have that dream again...

You turned down a blow job? :eek:
 
Uhh... there are ducks swimming in my garden. Amidst the floating bits of ice.

Okay then. I did not realize we had ducks. We've had a bunch of deer stop by, sure, but never ducks.
 
MEN!!!!

SOMETIMES I REALLY FUCKING HATE MEN!!!!

**non-Lit-related, non-hubby-related**
 
My goodness! What did you eat last night before going to bed?!?! :eek:

Too much sugar or refined carbs before bed always gives me zombie nightmares. Sadly, never zombie-monster whore nightmares. :(

I had half a pizza at 7:00 pm while driving up the parkway, but I didn't go to bed until close to midnight.

You turned down a blow job? :eek:

Zombie-monster whore. She had teeth like a... Well... Like something that doesn't really exist.

And the young woman I had that last sex dream about a few weeks ago was also there. I was hoping to get one from her before they all showed their zombie-monster ways (all except the woman from the other dream, she stayed normal).
 
Holy shit, now there are two ducks, a deer, a bunny and a cat in my yard.

:eek:

I'm used to the occasional animal visit by now, but damn...
 
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