FatDino
Literotica Guru
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I'd rather be the one doing the zapping than being the zapper.
I didn't think they did that stuff anymore.
We're not doing that on humans, just cells.
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I'd rather be the one doing the zapping than being the zapper.
I didn't think they did that stuff anymore.
Dampy butt! DINO-LICIOUS!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!!
*runs away laughing*
do not even ask me to explain this blurt.
Um. Make me, yo.I wasn't gonna, but now, explain the blurt.![]()
I wasn't gonna, but now, explain the blurt.![]()
Um. Make me, yo.![]()
Terrible! Terrible! I hereby revoke your previously granted hugs and kisses in my invisibles thread and also threaten you with the possibility of NEVER GETTING ANY NAKED PICTURES FROM ANYONE I KNOW, EVER.Yeah. That blurt just doesn't fit a chick who has hot passionate sex with some unknown dude in a grocery store parking lot, with a bag over her head.
(and no, I have NO ideas what would fit sumbody like that...)
Yeah. That blurt just doesn't fit a chick who has hot passionate sex with some unknown dude in a grocery store parking lot, with a bag over her head.
(and no, I have NO ideas what would fit sumbody like that...)
Heavy sigh. To almost all of the above. Interminable lies. You see what happens when Dampy says things she oughtn't? Betsy gets wind of it and starts forest fires.Be careful what you say. You could be getting yourself into something...interesting
Also, hot passionate sex with a stranger in a grocery parking lot? That's...wow...almost beat my record...almost.
Be careful what you say. You could be getting yourself into something...interesting
Also, hot passionate sex with a stranger in a grocery parking lot? That's...wow...almost beat my record...almost.
Terrible! Terrible! I hereby revoke your previously granted hugs and kisses in my invisibles thread and also threaten you with the possibility of NEVER GETTING ANY NAKED PICTURES FROM ANYONE I KNOW, EVER.
Possibly from anyone in the entire world.
Aren't you supposed to be razzing Dampy? Remember our agreement about poetry reviews, Betsy?![]()
Heavy sigh. To almost all of the above. Interminable lies. You see what happens when Dampy says things she oughtn't? Betsy gets wind of it and starts forest fires.
Except for the "interesting." Interesting is good, my little Tigger.
I am always careful of what I say around you. You are a dangerous creature with many powers. *nod*
Isolated Blurt. Lol. The reason I need to blurt is because I already feel isolated.![]()
Yes. For people to whom it applies.That is a very peculiar kink, indeed.
Just send Safe Bet nekkid pictures. You will not feel isolated anymore. In fact, the whole world will know you!Isolated Blurt. Lol. The reason I need to blurt is because I already feel isolated.![]()
:headdesk:You forgot the bag over her head!
So what are you saying... "There'll Never Be Another Ewe?"
NO MORE NEKED PICTURES? Okay, I relent, you actually talked to the guy before you jumped his bones in the grocery store parking lot. Is that better?
And as for Dampy: Modified gama settings RULE! W00t!
What nice images? You have to get them back and then tell them to me so I can understand and see nice things instead of not nice things.Oi. Why must you ruin all the nice images that had been running in my head so? Now all I can think of is forest fires.
I've missed being called "little Tigger!"![]()
What nice images? You have to get them back and then tell them to me so I can understand and see nice things instead of not nice things.
So. Pip pip.
I've missed my little Tiggy.![]()
Go on, talk about her booty more!
I love it when she's not awake to defend herself. Muah ha.
Instead of a male stranger, I pictured you with an assertive butch.![]()
You know, sorta like all the poetry about Misty's butt, maybe we need a Damp Booty Poetry Marathon or sumthing...![]()
Have I mentioned I missed this place?*Snerk* In leather.
Oh Amy dear... put on your leathers, I've got some one for you to meet..
*meltification and quivery knees*Instead of a male stranger, I pictured you with an assertive butch.![]()
That would be awesome. *grin*You know, sorta like all the poetry about Misty's butt, maybe we need a Damp Booty Poetry Marathon or sumthing...![]()
Oh good god. I don't know if I'm cool enough for Amy.*Snerk* In leather.
Oh Amy dear... put on your leathers, I've got some one for you to meet...
Dirty bird.I've seen them both!![]()
*meltification and quivery knees*
Oh good god. I don't know if I'm cool enough for Amy.
Dirty bird.![]()
Little Tig, I think you need your eyes checked!You're not cool enough. You're hot enough.
I do have a dirty mind - it has been confirmed by many, including myself.
You'd best come join in, my darling. Here, have a warmhug and a lovely kiss on the cheek.You three are making me smile.
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Little Tig, I think you need your eyes checked!
But thank you. I hug and kiss and love you. And maybe accidentally pinch your bottom.
Your mind is so dirty that they're still trying to come up with a chemical that could clean it. I think they will be unsuccessful.
You'd best come join in, my darling. Here, have a warmhug and a lovely kiss on the cheek.![]()
You three are making me smile.
My eyes are fine...when I have my glasses on, which I am. So yes, they're fine.Bluey said:Little Tig, I think you need your eyes checked!
But thank you. I hug and kiss and love you. And maybe accidentally pinch your bottom.
Your mind is so dirty that they're still trying to come up with a chemical that could clean it. I think they will be unsuccessful.
Hopefully we can take care of that soon.![]()