So, Ulaven Demorte admits to abusing his child

Oliver Clozoff said:
What's nifty is this thread can later be used to identify those who didn't speak out against those who advocate child abuse - ye olde "iffen you're not agin it, you're for it."

Better game than I thought.

I'm sure he will try to spin that yarn eventually. Pity that his entire faux outrage falls apart when the quote actually turns out to be authentic (or as near it as I remembered at the time). I believe Heinlein's character only advocated raising young males in barrels. He was rather fond of young women. :cool:
 
Ulaven_Demorte said:
I'm sure he will try to spin that yarn eventually. Pity that his entire faux outrage falls apart when the quote actually turns out to be authentic (or as near it as I remembered at the time). I believe Heinlein's character only advocated raising young males in barrels. He was rather fond of young women. :cool:

What's he really pissed at you about?
 
This thread is proof positive that LT remains the No. 1 Shit-Filled Lit Whiz.
 
Ulaven_Demorte said:
I'm sure he will try to spin that yarn eventually. Pity that his entire faux outrage falls apart when the quote actually turns out to be authentic (or as near it as I remembered at the time). I believe Heinlein's character only advocated raising young males in barrels. He was rather fond of young women. :cool:
The fact that you think this is about whether it was Heinlein who came up with that quote first, shows just how stupid and out of touch you really are.

Only a real scumbag jokes about torturing kids, whether they ripped the joke off a book or not.
 
*yawn*

You're still beating this dead horse?
You do understand that you're not really making me look bad here, right? You're just making yourself look even more petty and small than usual.

Proof positive is in the response you've received.
 
I thought Heinlein was quoting Mark Twain.

Parenthood is tougher than tough. That's why I...

a. drink heavily
b. keep my children in a barrel
c. send them out to play on the railroad tracks
d. moved away and forgot to tell them where
e. told them to recreate Ben Franklin's lightening experiment
f. all of the above

Ten points to whoever can guess which of the above is true.
 
Lavared said:
I thought Heinlein was quoting Mark Twain.

Parenthood is tougher than tough. That's why I...

a. drink heavily
b. keep my children in a barrel
c. send them out to play on the railroad tracks
d. moved away and forgot to tell them where
e. told them to recreate Ben Franklin's lightening experiment
f. all of the above

Ten points to whoever can guess which of the above is true.


It's a running joke in quite a few of Heinlein's books. Where he got it from is anyone's guess.
 
Ulaven_Demorte said:
*LMAO*

Never read Heinlein have you?
I have two children, we just let the girl out of her barrel a few weeks ago. The boy still has 9 years to go.

Is she hot?
 
What was this all about???

You're as ignorant of literary references as Le Jackass is. Congratulations. :rolleyes:

Maybe if you had a chance to read to your kids before your wife took them away when she left.

I know, it's so hard to squeeze everything into one weekend a month.

Poor bitter Lancie pants.
 
You're as ignorant of literary references as Le Jackass is. Congratulations. :rolleyes:

Maybe if you had a chance to read to your kids before your wife took them away when she left.

I know, it's so hard to squeeze everything into one weekend a month.

Poor bitter Lancie pants.

What was this thread about? I've read that you have anger issues, and your vocabulary and comprehension are clearly well...limited...so do you hit your kids? Was that the idea? I can see that from someone like you.

What about Recidivist? Do you hit her too....or does she hit you?

She's taller than you, right?
 
What was this thread about? I've read that you have anger issues, and your vocabulary and comprehension are clearly well...limited...so do you hit your kids? Was that the idea? I can see that from someone like you.

What about Recidivist? Do you hit her too....or does she hit you?

She's taller than you, right?

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit huh Lancie pants?

Maybe the practice reading to your kids would have helped you out in that respect. Too bad your wife took off with them and found a new "dad" huh?

Poor bitter Lancie pants.
 
So you do hit them. Thought so.

Why didn't the anger management work?
 
So you do hit them. Thought so.

Why didn't the anger management work?

Just as moronic as Le Jackass.

I such high hopes that you actually had enough intelligence to find some scrap of truth to try to use against me. Instead you resort to rehashing dumbass LT's old attempts..

It's sad really.

No wonder they call that other guy Dad.
 
Just as moronic as Le Jackass.

I such high hopes that you actually had enough intelligence to find some scrap of truth to try to use against me. Instead you resort to rehashing dumbass LT's old attempts..

It's sad really.

No wonder they call that other guy Dad.

*snicker* Ouch!
 
I such high hopes that you actually had enough intelligence to find some scrap of truth to try to use against me. .

Why would I bother with you? You're a one trick pony, pal.

I'm just having a look at your "material" before I put you back on ignore.

Relax.
 
Why would I bother with you? You're a one trick pony, pal.

I'm just having a look at your "material" before I put you back on ignore.

Relax.

Are you going to be bumping old threads all evening, or is there a chance something shiny will distract you?
 
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