Litsters In History.

[great lover]

1. JackAssJim: Roswell New Mexico 1947
2. Islandman: Stratford-on-Avon 1583
3. Acitore_vuli: Clarksdale, Mississippi 1923
4. Dixon Carter Lee: Hollywood California, 1925
5. PinkOrchid: Woodstock New York 1969
6. Morcheeba: PT Barnum's Greatest Show On Earth Circus, 1871
7. La Principessa: Frank Sinatra's Singing Debut 1938
8. Busybody: Alabama Air National Guard 1972
9. Scott X: Ancient Greece 800 B.C.
10. PP_Man: Queen Elizabeth's Boudoir 1948
11. Unclebill: Philadelphia Pennsylvania July 2, 1776
12. BlueDaisy and Jenny Oman Hill: The Summer of Love, 1967
13. Ladybird: Niagara Falls, New York November 8, 1965
14. SilvaTungDevil: Atlanta Georgia, 1938
15. Peachykeen: Memphis, Tennessee 1955
16. Miles: Oswiecim, Poland 1943
17. BlueEyesInLevis, DevilishTexan, Gil_Favor, and Pookie: Rakata Island, Indonesia, August 26, 1883.
18. Gringao: Virginia Colony - 1752
19. Deja Nu: Rome, Italy February 13, 635

9, 10, 12 and 17 are my personal favorites.

Thanks for the index.

 

[Byron In Exile]

1. JackAssJim: Roswell New Mexico 1947
2. Islandman: Stratford-on-Avon 1583
3. Acitore_vuli: Clarksdale, Mississippi 1923
4. Dixon Carter Lee: Hollywood California, 1925
5. PinkOrchid: Woodstock New York 1969
6. Morcheeba: PT Barnum's Greatest Show On Earth Circus, 1871
7. La Principessa: Frank Sinatra's Singing Debut 1938
8. Busybody: Alabama Air National Guard 1972
9. Scott X: Ancient Greece 800 B.C.
10. PP_Man: Queen Elizabeth's Boudoir 1948
11. Unclebill: Philadelphia Pennsylvania July 2, 1776
12. BlueDaisy and Jenny Oman Hill: The Summer of Love, 1967
13. Ladybird: Niagara Falls, New York November 8, 1965
14. SilvaTungDevil: Atlanta Georgia, 1938
15. Peachykeen: Memphis, Tennessee 1955
16. Miles: Oswiecim, Poland 1943
17. BlueEyesInLevis, DevilishTexan, Gil_Favor, and Pookie: Rakata Island, Indonesia, August 26, 1883.
18. Gringao: Virginia Colony - 1752
19. Deja Nu: Rome, Italy February 13, 635

9, 10, 12 and 17 are my personal favorites.

I'm impressed.

 

[Byron In Exile]

you can be the best read on LIT, RDS, when you are not playing the creazy LIB LOON!

You know, if you had two brain cells to rub together, you might be able to bother somebody.

Try and get a second one before the one you have dies.

 

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[busybody..]

You know, if you had two brain cells to rub together, you might be able to bother somebody.

Try and get a second one before the one you have dies.

Your suggestion has been duly noted

And

Been discarded

No one wants to rent a second brain cell to me

 

[RobDownSouth]

The stories are great.

A side bar to the thread is the number of attempts poor ol' LT tries to get anybody to write something about him.

LT is iconic, which makes him hard to put somewhere in history. Trust me, I've tried!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I like #6. Pervy!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I like #6. Pervy!

The Morcheeba story? That one wrote itself after Morcheeba posted on a political thread that she wasn't here to debate politics, she was here to suck cock, dammit. I thought "good luck with that in this freak show...freak show.....circus... ooooh, where's that Litsters in History thread...."

Funny how inspiration hit ya...

 

[busybody..]

Hey DUMMY

do me again

 

[unregistered]

 

[busybody..]

...and because she had no tweezers she's been on your bad side ever since.

would you please AXE RDS to do me again

He claims Im on IGGY

 

[Peregrinator]

would you please AXE RDS to do me again

He claims Im on IGGY

Quoted. I know he doesn't have me on iggy.

Rob, this thread is genius.

ETA: Credit to Breakwall as well. Whose return to Lit would greatly enhance everyone's experience.

 

[busybody..]

Quoted. I know he doesn't have me on iggy.

Rob, this thread is genius.

ETA: Credit to Breakwall as well. Whose return to Lit would greatly enhance everyone's experience.

I usually DISAGREE with EVERYTHING you say

I agree with this

Breaky was also a great poster

Sorry he is gone

 

[JohnnySavage]

Hey DUMMY

do me again

Quoting your wife?

 

[great lover]

Quoted. I know he doesn't have me on iggy.

Rob, this thread is genius.

ETA: Credit to Breakwall as well. Whose return to Lit would greatly enhance everyone's experience.

Quoting busybody is not going to help his cause. Rob installed a special greasemonkey extension and modified it. Now he can't see the quoted posts either.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=635122&highlight=greasemonkey

 

[Pookie]

1. JackAssJim: Roswell New Mexico 1947
2. Islandman: Stratford-on-Avon 1583
3. Acitore_vuli: Clarksdale, Mississippi 1923
4. Dixon Carter Lee: Hollywood California, 1925
5. PinkOrchid: Woodstock New York 1969
6. Morcheeba: PT Barnum's Greatest Show On Earth Circus, 1871
7. La Principessa: Frank Sinatra's Singing Debut 1938
8. Busybody: Alabama Air National Guard 1972
9. Scott X: Ancient Greece 800 B.C.
10. PP_Man: Queen Elizabeth's Boudoir 1948
11. Unclebill: Philadelphia Pennsylvania July 2, 1776
12. BlueDaisy and Jenny Oman Hill: The Summer of Love, 1967
13. Ladybird: Niagara Falls, New York November 8, 1965
14. SilvaTungDevil: Atlanta Georgia, 1938
15. Peachykeen: Memphis, Tennessee 1955
16. Miles: Oswiecim, Poland 1943
17. BlueEyesInLevis, DevilishTexan, Gil_Favor, and Pookie: Rakata Island, Indonesia, August 26, 1883.
18. Gringao: Virginia Colony - 1752
19. Deja Nu: Rome, Italy February 13, 635

9, 10, 12 and 17 are my personal favorites.

I'd forgotten about these classics.

 

[Peregrinator]

I usually DISAGREE with EVERYTHING you say

I agree with this

Breaky was also a great poster

Sorry he is gone

Greater than either of us. I miss him too. The good news is that Pookie is posting again.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Rob, this thread is genius.

If America read Lit instead of watching "American Idol," this would be a certifiable #1 smash.

Especially now that it's been indexed.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Greater than either of us. I miss him too. The good news is that Pookie is posting again.

Ain't she something?

If I were still in the business of jetting around the world, killing human beings for vast sums of money, she would be... my number one lady.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's interesting that five years on how badly I want to go back and tweak a number of these little vignettes. "Done beats perfect", I know, but I think I could really tighten up the writing. I'm my own worst critic (behind Vetteman, of course, but the world is full of unmarried marriage counselors...)

On an unrelated note, I admire all of you who can write erotic fiction. I've dabbled in it but have to hold back from including satire or comedy in my short stories, "seduction gone wrong" sorta things. Who knows, maybe I'll give it a shot.

 

[dolf]

i never got one *cries*
just because i was a fluffy n00b, doesn't make it ok to neglect me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i never got one *cries*
just because i was a fluffy n00b, doesn't make it ok to neglect me.

I've tried you in a number of scenarios but just couldn't make them funny enough.

1. Dolf and Tarzan's incessant bedroom thumping upstairs becomes the inspiration for the one-hit wonder song "Tarzan Boy"

2. Dolf in the Antebellum South in a "Gone With The Wind" parody.

3. Dolf as female Jack the Ripper.

It's hard doing you the right way....but I suspect you hear that quite often.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's interesting that five years on how badly I want to go back and tweak a number of these little vignettes. "Done beats perfect", I know, but I think I could really tighten up the writing. I'm my own worst critic (behind Vetteman, of course, but the world is full of unmarried marriage counselors...)

On an unrelated note, I admire all of you who can write erotic fiction. I've dabbled in it but have to hold back from including satire or comedy in my short stories, "seduction gone wrong" sorta things. Who knows, maybe I'll give it a shot.

My advice would be to tweak them, then. An "edit" notice means nothing. Maybe you fixed a typo. There are some real gutbusters here.

Erotic fiction? I can't see that. You're a wicked satirist. Unfortunately, it's all Obama and Democrats in control now, so there's not much left to satirize.

Wait, I have an idea.

Become a Conservative!

Then you can satirize the milk-toast Republicans like Arlen Specter, who are basically frauds!

Hey, Mark Levin's book is selling like gangbusters.

I imagine there's some income there.

 

[dolf]

I've tried you in a number of scenarios but just couldn't make them funny enough.

1. Dolf and Tarzan's incessant bedroom thumping upstairs becomes the inspiration for the one-hit wonder song "Tarzan Boy"

2. Dolf in the Antebellum South in a "Gone With The Wind" parody.

3. Dolf as female Jack the Ripper.

It's hard doing you the right way....but I suspect you hear that quite often.

i'm taking this as a compliment, because i'm just that kind of girl.

...you never saw me as boudica?

 

[Byron In Exile]

i never got one *cries*
just because i was a fluffy n00b, doesn't make it ok to neglect me.

Your Parliament has more guts than the US Congress.

I just heard one member tell Mr. Brown, "one cannot borrow onself out of debt." How did the British suddenly get smart, and the US get stupid?

That is what the US Government is doing right now. The cure for heroin withdrawal seems to be... a massive dose of heroin.