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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Don't even have time to do more than skim your diatribes today--and not even that on the second one-- Freddie G. I'm up to my neck in working with the Virginia Festival of the Book this week--through Sunday, when I pick up an award for winning a short story contest.

Of course this sort of all speaks to your diarhea of the mouth in your first posting of the day.

And, hey, another eXceccis book launching this coming Monday--either Intensity or Dance of the Ravishers--I can't really remember which one is next. But be sure and check it out.

Were you planning to do anything but babble on Internet chat boards today?

Opps, gotta go--have another book festival panel program at 4 pm.

Wow, how exciting for you. Another gay pocketbook that no one buys and no one reads. You're mother would have been proud of you had she not died of a heartattack when you told her you were a homo and wouldn't be giving her any grandchildren. Don't you feel any remorse for indirectly killing your mother?

Yes, I can see how busy you are by the number of posts you make on this thread alone, not counting all the other posts to make to other threads.

That's funny, I looked at who Oprah schedule to hype their books and you were there. Nor were any of your books in the best sellers list.

I am starting to believe that much of your self-professed success is imagined.

It is unfortunate that you must do all this running around to earn the few dollars that you need to live and buy your few staples and trinkles. I wish I led as simple a life as you do.

Sitting at home and shopping on the Internet is very tedious.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

PrincessAirHead continues to send my PM's calling me names. She doesn't dare post her poison on a thread for fear that everyone will know her for the short, fat, bitch she is.

"How's your bastard baby, PrincessAirHead?"

Have you found a sucker to marry you, yet? Really, you need to give that bastard baby a last name. It's not right.

 

[sarahhh]

Hi guys, it’s Gabby again,

Here are two stories you might like to try tonight! One, already a member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB is about to become a best seller.

The other, already a best seller, is about to join the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

Wouldn’t it be nice if it was AHers who took them both over the top? I know the boss would certainly like that.


Candy Cane Cocked Cousin...and Mom Visiting cousins awaken passions at Xmas.
4.44 1300 99220 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 65 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No

Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale Big-cocked Southern boy awakens his aunt's lust.
4.73 998 115471 Incest/Taboo (English) 08/06/06 approved
Public Comments: 25 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No


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Candy Cane Cocked Cousin and Mom

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Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale

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Meanwhile the boss is hard at work on his next masterpiece...


I’m Gabrielle L. and I work for a man who isn’t afraid to post his numbers…

Hey, well I guess they need some covers then.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1candycanecocked.jpg

 

[sarahhh]

D

Were you planning to do anything but babble on Internet chat boards today?

BFW has 1,578 posts, many of them on Survivor threads, and you have 6,977. You're the babblehead. You need your own gay doll.

 

[scouries]

you are incredible sarahhh!!!!!!!

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank

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QUEEN LAUREL

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and all the other 999 people who voted on my story and allowed it to join the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. I am humbled by the support I’ve received, especially from AHland.

And I’d like to offer a special thanks to: First, to the lovely and irreplaceable [size=+2]Gabby[/size], and then, Secondly, to that dynamic writing duo, [size=+2]sarahhh[/size] and [size=+2]freddie[/size], two great authors whose support has carried me to this great achievement.


There is no higher honor on LITEROTICA than having one of your stories achieve this lofty plateau.

Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale Big-cocked Southern boy awakens his aunt's lust.
4.73 1000 115535 Incest/Taboo (English) 08/06/06 approved
Public Comments: 26 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No

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Scouries Family: Chrissies Tale

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I’m james r scouries

[size=+2]Dolphins are clapping their flippers …[/size]

 

[scouries]

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And then this talented young girl shows us she’s not just a brilliant writer, she’s also an incredibly gifted graphic artist.

kudos to her for creating these exceptional book covers:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1milk.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1candycanecocked.jpg

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I’m james r scouries and even I’m impressed…

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[sr71plt]

Yet more Chihuahua yappings from the whining effeminate closet boy.

*shrug* I'm happy I'm me and sad that you continue to be you. (Lied about that second part; I don't really care what you are).

 

[sr71plt]

BFW has 1,578 posts, many of them on Survivor threads, and you have 6,977. You're the babblehead. You need your own gay doll.

There's a difference between posting and babbling--not that I'd expect you to be able to discern between the two.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Don't even have time to do more than skim your diatribes today--and not even that on the second one-- Freddie G. I'm up to my neck in working with the Virginia Festival of the Book this week--through Sunday, when I pick up an award for winning a short story contest.

Of course this sort of all speaks to your diarhea of the mouth in your first posting of the day.

And, hey, another eXceccis book launching this coming Monday--either Intensity or Dance of the Ravishers--I can't really remember which one is next. But be sure and check it out.

Were you planning to do anything but babble on Internet chat boards today?

Opps, gotta go--have another book festival panel program at 4 pm.

"Oops, I just caught you in, yet, another lie. Why do you lie like that, Drone? Do you think the people who "write" here are as dumb as you?

Listen, Drone, I have friends, "real friends", and not so called cyber friends that you have.

As it so happens, a couple of them are attending the Virginia Book Festival.

Okay, now, here is where you fucked up, Drone.

As it so happens, there are NO awards being given during the entire show and there are definitely no awards given on Sunday.

Where do you come up with these lies? You have quite the imagination there, Drone. It's too bad that you don't use it to write better fiction.

If you ask me the only award you're going to pick up at the Virginia Book Festival is a cock up the ass while you are blowing gay guys in the men's room.

Now, what else do you have? Do you have something that's is true to write here or is everything that you write a friggin lie.

I'm so very embarrassed for you.

Let's have a quick count of your lies. The closest you've been to a plane is when security asked you to leave the airport terminal because you are too gay.

The only books and stories you write, although you claim otherwise, are gay.

The books you write are not best sellers. They are best not sold.

You aren't winning any awards for writing "gay" short stories and you certainly aren't picking up an award at the Virginia Book Festival.

What else you got, Drone? C'mon, I'm ready for you. I can counter whatever lie you have. I have an entire legion of friends who can't wait to take your arrogant self down a few pegs.

Oh, and Oprah called. She never heard of you, but she asked why I'm not writing any more stories.

Yeah, how about that, huh? Oprah asked about me and she doesn't even know you exist. Now, isn't that a kick in the ass, but you probably like that kind of rough shit.

And you have the nerve to talk about Scouries making up stories. Truly, I believe whatever Sir Scouries writes over whatever you write, now that I've caught you in yet another one of your whoppers.

Next you'll be writing that you're not gay.

 

[michchick98]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That's what everyone sees when they read your endless diatribes, Queen Freddie. So I'm just translating.

Glad you enjoy it. I'll continue, just for you sunshine.

Did you find a job, FatChick, or are you still a burden on society and collecting unemployment, food stamps, and disability?

When does it end with you? Just get a job, FatChick.

Step away from the Cheese Doodles and get a job you lazy pig.

 

[michchick98]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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It's okay, FatChick. There's no need to feel embarrassed that you're still a burden to society by still collecting unemployment, food stamps, and disability.

There are a lot of lazy fat fucks like you living off of my tax dollars. Really, I don't mind supporting you, but when you bite the hand that feeds your fat ass, it's a bit too much, don't you think?

Why can't you show a bit of appreciation that I support you and keep you in Cheese Doodles to allow you the free time to post here?

Ungratful lush.

 

[michchick98]

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[michchick98]

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[bsergi1]

Well, I can see it's been a perfectly delightful day in Scouries World today.

Do I dare ask if the dolphins are ok after these rough seas? Is it possible for their flippers to cover their ears? Do they have ears?

I'm into voting this week. How about a show of hands for those who want to see more Scouries postings and less of.......... Well, everybody else, but not less of me, and not Sarahh, and not Gabby, and not the BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, and not that little goat guy--I like him.

 

[michchick98]

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[Safe_Bet]

So you'd much rather see Scouries, sarahh and Frederica insult everyone? You like that sort of thing, huh? Get your jollies on it? How proud you must be.

Well, since you seem to like that sort of thing, here you go:

You're a spasticated idiot with misplaced loyalties. Things you say make absolutely no sense. Are you sure you're an adult and not a kindergartner? I mean your intelligence level is frighteningly low. You spend way too much time on this thread, so much so that the place is really starting to stink. Go out and get some sunshine on that pasty white skin of yours and while your at it, kiss my ass.


Do you like that better?

I do!

 

[bsergi1]

So you'd much rather see Scouries, sarahh and Frederica insult everyone? You like that sort of thing, huh? Get your jollies on it? How proud you must be.

Well, since you seem to like that sort of thing, here you go:

You're a spasticated idiot with misplaced loyalties. Things you say make absolutely no sense. Are you sure you're an adult and not a kindergartner? I mean your intelligence level is frighteningly low. You spend way too much time on this thread, so much so that the place is really starting to stink. Go out and get some sunshine on that pasty white skin of yours and while your at it, kiss my ass.


Do you like that better?

Oh, I think you do understand. Are you pissed off enough to leave the thread, too, not just ignore people? And, Chick from Michigan, what's the significance of the 98 after your name? IQ? Never mind. I don't want to know. You're not important.

Sorry Sarahhh, its just not natural to have three h's in a name, hun.

 

[michchick98]

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[bsergi1]

I wouldn't give scouries the satisfaction of leaving this thread. As for being pissed off, I'm not. I'm merely bored with Frederica and his poor attempts at insulting me.

As for the others, whenever someone calls them out on their bullshit, they go on the defensive. I'd say they're the ones who are pissed off. Pissed off because they can't fool anyone. Only the idiots such as yourself buy into their delusional bullshit.

I'd wish you a nice day also, but you're as miserable as Frederica.

THEY go on the defensive? THEY don't have to go on the defensive because you defend all of them. It doesn't matter who was talking to whom, you come out and defend them.

There, ya go Safe Bet, she does want her ass kissed.
She's all yours sweetie! Fuck her while you're at it, too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I wouldn't give scouries the satisfaction of leaving this thread. As for being pissed off, I'm not. I'm merely bored with Frederica and his poor attempts at insulting me.

As for the others, whenever someone calls them out on their bullshit, they go on the defensive. I'd say they're the ones who are pissed off. Pissed off because they can't fool anyone. Only the idiots such as yourself buy into their delusional bullshit.

I'd wish you a nice day also, but you're as miserable as Frederica.

Oh, yeah, I pissed you off, huh?

Which was it the unemployment, the food stamps, the disability or the FatChick remarks or a combination of all four.

Man, I've never seen you so angry. I've ruined your day. Time to hit the Cheese Doodles, FatChick. You have nothing else. You don't have a man in your life. You're still alone with your bad self, aren't you, huh?

You life sucks as bad as the lying imaginary pilot, Drone's life.

I'm so glad I'm not either of you.

 

[michchick98]

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[Safe_Bet]

THEY go on the defensive? THEY don't have to go on the defensive because you defend all of them. It doesn't matter who was talking to whom, you come out and defend them.

There, ya go Safe Bet, she does want her ass kissed.
She's all yours sweetie! Fuck her while you're at it, too.

I would if I could but, sadly, I happen to know that she's WAY straight.

Now, you on the otherhand... Queen, huh? whatcha got on under the dress, honey? *wink, wink*




ETA BTW, "Rich", you shouldn't use the same font colors to highlight words in your alts posts as you do for your regular ones.

Oooops.

 

[bsergi1]

I would if I could but, sadly, I happen to know that she's WAY straight.

Now, you on the otherhand... Queen, huh? whatcha got on under the dress, honey? *wink, wink*

There's a hoop under there waiting for the Sarahhh's con man to get out of jail, sweetie. If the Chick from Michigan is as miserable as the BOSTONFICTIONWRITER says she is, maybe you could do something to mellow her out and turn her into a decent, proud person.