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And my secret third pen name, with a lot of information removed, because what's the point of having a secret pen name if every Tom, Dick, and reality-challenged sock-puppet king knows about it?

4.38 248 23455
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

4.61 59 10360
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

4.51 83 13042
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

4.60 376 90705
Public Comments: 18 Moderate Public Comments

4.42 95 19596
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

4.71 167 12806
Public Comments: 7 Moderate Public Comments

4.53 176 40066
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

4.47 121 11601
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

4.68 173 25799
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

I'd list the scores of all my stories, but we'd need a much bigger page. Someone give me a roll of toilet paper so that I can report all of my scores.

No offense meant, Dark. I'm just trying to be funny.

Where's Drone? I heard he was shot down over Iraq today.
 
Then you and Scouries would really be knocked out of your socks if I ran all of my stories' stats here, wouldn't you? How long can a forum page go?

Not long enough. That's why I had to split mine up by pen name, even after removing a lot of even more worthless text.
 
Then you and Scouries would really be knocked out of your socks if I ran all of my stories' stats here, wouldn't you? How long can a forum page go?

One gay comment is the same as a hundred gay comments, just as one gay story is the same.

You must realize, Drone, that women are vastly more intesting than men. It's time you moved from the pink side to the blue side.

Yes, that's right take off your pink parachute and put on this orange hunting vest. There, don't you feel better? Don't you feel like a real man?

Here, take my gun and shoot something. No, Drone, point it the other way. Yes, that's right, take am at that fat chick over there, MichChick. Her ass is so big that you can't possibly miss that target. I've loaded the gun with tranquilizer darts so don't worry. If anything, you'll just slow her down from posting.
 
Can anyone play? Here's some real numbers for ya scouries and some in your one and only category.


Title Description
Rating Votes Views Category (Language) Date Status
Number of Comments Moderate Public Comments

Story Submissions:

A Cold and Rainy Day Drizzle turns erotic.
4.67 122 33625 BDSM (English) 01/25/05 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

A Day Trip to the Beach Her first time at a nude beach.
4.70 163 105308 Exhibitionist & Voyeur (English) 06/16/05 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

A Drive in the Rain Couple brings love back into their lovelife.
4.87 47 40614 Romance (English) 03/05/05 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

A Fucked Up Day Not the best of days, or is it?
4.44 64 10072 BDSM (English) 02/07/08 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

A Fucked Up Day Ch. 02 Jamie drops in on hubby at work to take control.
4.53 51 12179 BDSM (English) 06/14/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

A Girl Named Sue Divorced man is reunited with former co-worker.
4.55 56 11119 Romance (English) 09/06/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comme

Abby The office manager lines things out.
4.32 41 14916 Group Sex (English) 04/19/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comm

Anchors Away Fun and games on the water.
4.71 70 33847 Exhibitionist & Voyeur (English) 07/01/07 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Another Fishing Trip A pontoon barge, a group of sexy ladies, & a dirty old man.
4.76 163 46435 Group Sex (English) 04/03/08 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Around Midnight Trying something new to fill a void.
4.78 175 101783 Interracial Love (English) 11/03/06 approved
Public Comments: 10 Moderate Public Comments

Bare Back A mother and her two daughters have fun riding horses
4.65 143 41945 Erotic Couplings (English) 11/01/08 approved
Public Comments: 13 Moderate Public Comments

BigBear Love always finds a way, even for a professor.
4.83 86 10651 Romance (English) 06/10/07 approved
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

Blacks Beach Two girls trip of discovery
4.39 54 34799 First Time (English) 04/14/07 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Blindmans Bluff Love found on the beach.
4.80 176 29553 Erotic Couplings (English) 01/18/05 approved
Public Comments: 16 Moderate Public Comments

Booty Pirate Captain Seymour Butts is the Booty Pirate.
4.10 29 8709 Anal (English) 06/20/08 approved

Bound A heart shaped butt plug sealed the deal.
4.82 422 101233 BDSM (English) 01/21/08 approved
Public Comments: 45 Moderate Public Comments

By the Light of the Moon Passing on the evil, or a new beginning?
4.50 46 8131 First Time (English) 07/08/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Camping Love found on the road to escape.
4.80 132 16784 Romance (English) 09/07/07 approved
Public Comments: 7 Moderate Public Comments

Caught Fishing Distracted while fishing, they're caught.
4.48 132 35574 Erotic Couplings (English) 06/17/05 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Cecillia Burning love doesn't have to be new love.
4.34 35 7043 Romance (English) 10/20/07 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Chance Encounter Old lovers meet in a place neither had been before.
4.62 55 8094 Mature (English) 04/10/08 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

Danielle Davis True love finds a way if you help it along
4.79 132 45348 First Time (English) 02/18/07 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Darts Anyone He's in the right place at the right time.
4.59 56 26006 Exhibitionist & Voyeur (English) 09/14/06 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Down Old Mexico Way Lust found and love lost with the maid.
4.64 151 60334 Anal (English) 04/14/07 approved
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

Eugene Mistakes were made in so many ways.
3.41 17 4804 Erotic Horror (English) 09/07/07 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Football Season Mary talkes a stand on being ignored.
3.68 109 30092 Loving Wives (English) 05/07/08 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Fuck Buddies Friday Night fuck, suck, and licker Fest.
4.62 58 54021 Group Sex (English) 02/02/07 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Gerri One woman's quest to change her life.
4.61 66 19228 Exhibitionist & Voyeur (English) 10/01/08 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Harassment Young and innocent, they encountered the wrong cop.
4.35 68 12186 Lesbian Sex (English) 01/07/09 approved
Public Comments: 0

Horsing Around He gets Gail in the stud barn.
4.75 271 69194 Erotic Couplings (English) 03/23/05 approved
Public Comments: 10 Moderate Public Comments

How to Pick Up Chicks in 14 Departments Where to find women in a department store.
4.08 79 38565 How To (English) 05/18/06 approved
Public Comments: 39 Moderate Public Comments

I Won the Lottery Big win leads to love & happiness.
4.85 308 57222 Novels and Novellas (English) 08/18/05 approved
Public Comments: 20 Moderate Public Comments

Krista Finding love with a kinky Lawyer.
4.64 84 29254 BDSM (English) 11/02/06 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

Laura Husband leaves, so what are friends for?
4.41 118 47321 Lesbian Sex (English) 06/03/05 approved
Public Comments: 10 Moderate Public Comments

Leather & Lace Having and losing a rich man's dream.
4.53 51 5201 Romance (English) 04/15/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Linda, The Prize Losers win.
4.62 61 20521 Erotic Couplings (English) 02/23/05 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

Linda, The Race Racing the Desert with passion.
4.62 37 10450 Erotic Couplings (English) 02/22/05 approved
Public Comments: 0

Marcie Interesting times in New Orleans.
4.24 46 16846 Interracial Love (English) 09/27/08 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Marla Sue He meets a sexy, young nymph.
4.76 165 71822 First Time (English) 05/15/05 approved
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

May Showers Planting flowers is even more fun when it rains
4.44 77 23977 Mature (English) 05/23/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Memories of Bunk Bed Sex Making love to your wife at work.
4.76 41 30052 Erotic Couplings (English) 06/10/07 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Memories of Sleeping Bag Sex Fun on the porch, next to a crowded highway.
4.33 18 9084 Erotic Couplings (English) 08/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Memories of Tractor Sex Love in the backyard.
4.61 62 17471 Erotic Couplings (English) 05/13/07 approved
Public Comments: 0

Memories of: Box Sex Love in a Cardboard Box.
4.39 18 5817 Erotic Couplings (English) 08/24/06 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Missy Seeing things for what they are.
4.70 27 10685 BDSM (English) 10/24/06 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Mistaken Identity Right idea, wrong girl.
4.42 505 145395 Incest/Taboo (English) 05/30/05 approved
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

Moon Flower Looking for a Martial Arts Master and finding more.
4.65 34 6113 Erotic Couplings (English) 09/14/06 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

My Sister, The Household Slut Camera in his sister's room catches more than he imagined.
3.86 222 53600 Incest/Taboo (English) 11/10/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Night Pleasure A different point of view
4.23 13 2726 Humor & Satire (English) 01/23/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Nude Camping Trip Fun in the woods.
4.55 145 92016 Erotic Couplings (English) 06/16/05 approved
Public Comments: 5 Moderate Public Comments

One Night Stand Love found in a strip club.
4.70 97 12060 Romance (English) 07/02/08 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Out of the Night A fantasy writer's fantasy.
4.78 232 90747 BDSM (English) 02/16/05 approved
Public Comments: 19 Moderate Public Comment

Pig Dicks and Broomsticks What to do when you fall off your broom & hurt your ass.
4.03 39 8575 Humor & Satire (English) 10/01/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Pool Goddess Working on Nude Day should be fun.
4.66 224 113048 Anal (English) 07/01/07 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Rain, Rain Renewal of the spirit in the rain.
4.43 21 6837 Toys & Masturbation (English) 07/25/07 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

Riding the National Forest Adventures on a four-wheeler.
4.88 51 11489 Novels and Novellas (English) 12/12/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Running A spanking on the run.
4.33 49 15645 BDSM (English) 04/14/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Sandy Ch. 01 Sandy needs a place to stay and pays with a movie.
4.52 29 11152 Toys & Masturbation (English) 03/18/08 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

Sandy Ch. 02 Friends have dinner and a movie.
4.53 17 6583 Erotic Couplings (English) 03/21/08 approved
Public Comments: 0

Sandy Ch. 03 She gets the thrill of her life in the end.
4.52 48 15866 Anal (English) 03/23/08 approved
Public Comments: 0

Saturday Night Special Old racers never die, they just drive that way.
4.14 28 2377 Non-Erotic (English) 02/12/08 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Sissy A young lover is hard to beat.
4.67 141 30617 Mature (English) 12/06/08 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Sister, Sister Brother returns to rebuild the old home place.
4.63 263 68330 Incest/Taboo (English) 05/13/07 approved
Public Comments: 9 Moderate Public Comments

Sisters Twins fight and then learn about sex with their cousin.
4.82 170 62029 Incest/Taboo (English) 03/13/08 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Storm Riders The last of the old races look for love.
4.50 114 7671 Romance (English) 10/01/08 approved
Public Comments: 7 Moderate Public Comments

Strip Darts A friendly game of darts getting out of hand.
4.69 127 66889 Group Sex (English) 06/10/07 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Teaser, Texas Joining the neighborhood club.
4.41 130 37298 Group Sex (English) 05/14/07 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comment

The Best Friends Ch. 01 Chandra gets carried away, literally.
4.43 63 11697 Romance (English) 03/25/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

The Best Friends Ch. 02 Curiousity gets the better of Madison.
4.61 38 7008 Romance (English) 03/30/08 approved
Public Comments: 0

The Best Friends Ch. 03 A time to share.
4.73 49 12421 Group Sex (English) 04/04/08 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

The Commodore's Wife Naval sex.
4.41 54 8767 Humor & Satire (English) 08/24/06 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

The Dirty Old Man A fun night in the country.
4.77 141 33905 Erotic Couplings (English) 05/28/05 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

The Fishing Trip Lust on the lake.
4.74 288 73288 Erotic Couplings (English) 06/16/05 approved
Public Comments: 11 Moderate Public Comments

The Geek Be careful what you wish for; you might just get it.
4.61 122 21544 Romance (English) 09/23/06 approved
Public Comments: 7 Moderate Public Comments

The High School Reunion Love found, forty years later.
4.78 292 62761 Mature (English) 07/20/05 approved
Public Comments: 16 Moderate Public Comments

The Motorcycle Looking for a Mechanic, she found Love.
4.41 102 8447 Romance (English) 09/23/06 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

The Niece She had a plan but got more than she she bargined for.
4.61 147 50438 First Time (English) 05/15/07 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

The Park A burnt out guy finds romance camping at The Park.
4.74 130 11216 Romance (English) 10/27/08 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

The Rivers All Run Dry A Devil of a story.
4.00 10 2383 Non-Erotic (English) 09/24/07 approved
Public Comments: 0

The Road Home Accidents aren't always a bad thing.
4.72 236 75821 Romance (English) 06/21/07 approved
Public Comments: 17 Moderate Public Comments

The Road Trip Vacation takes an unexpected turn.
4.65 65 18282 Romance (English) 06/05/05 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

The Spanking If you enjoy a spanking, invite a friend to join you.
4.53 47 14652 BDSM (English) 08/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

The Three Faith, Fury, and Compassion at war.
4.07 14 2357 Sci-Fi & Fantasy (English) 03/03/08 approved
Public Comments: 1 Moderate Public Comments

The Trucksmore Family Getting out of the family alive.
4.57 21 7025 Erotic Couplings (English) 09/07/07 approved
Public Comments: 0

Throwaway Home is where the heart is.
4.14 22 3713 Sci-Fi & Fantasy (English) 06/29/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

To Hot to Think Love in a heat wave.
4.50 46 5518 Romance (English) 08/07/08 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Toys are Us Win a contest and change your life.
4.67 73 27973 Toys & Masturbation (English) 02/18/07 approved
Public Comments: 11 Moderate Public Comments

Toys are Us Ch. 02 The second toy arrives and things get complicated.
4.62 37 22219 Toys & Masturbation (English) 05/14/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Toys are Us Ch. 03 Hubby learns about the toys
4.74 46 25260 Toys & Masturbation (English) 06/12/07 approved
Public Comments: 2 Moderate Public Comments

Toys are Us Ch. 04 Still loving and learning.
4.73 37 17691 Toys & Masturbation (English) 08/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Wednesday Afternoon Wednesday is Hump Day in more ways than one.
4.44 70 20174 Group Sex (English) 01/29/09 approved
Public Comments: 4 Moderate Public Comments

Wet Good girl/bad girl: which will win?
4.44 86 37649 NonConsent/Reluctance (English) 05/01/06 approved
Public Comments: 13 Moderate Public Comment

Your Baby Sister Sis had a plan of her own.
4.31 205 122766 Lesbian Sex (English) 02/09/05 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments


Poetry Submissions:

Control No Description.
4.59 17 1907 Non-Erotic Poetry (English) 08/09/06 approved
Public Comments: 3 Moderate Public Comments

Dark and Lonely No Description.
4.87 15 2853 Non-Erotic Poetry (English) 11/14/05 approved
Public Comments: 6 Moderate Public Comments

Here ya go. this is what real votes, comments, and views should look like. Not to mention scores.

I'm interested in what you're going to do now. I guess you're going to low vote all my shit but you can't. you already have. it used to be just two votes on every new story but as of late it's been four. of course they get swept but it takes a while.

have fun.
 
Good for you darkboy :rolleyes:! You're starting to justify my computer taking you off the MC list.

I've always felt it was in all our interests to be able to see other author's figures (no, I'm not talking about serenas :p stomach).

We never really know what is poor, average or good for the number of views, votes, etc. for the various categories. Your numbers are intriguing to say the least.

Gabby's happy because it shows she hasn't missed any of your stories in her accumulating her two SF lists.

I also see you have a possible best seller on the horizon (100,000 views). Please advise us when it happens and we will be happy to announce and celebrate it on this thread.

Anyway, good for you,

james r scouries esq.
 
Well I thanked d.b. so I guess I have to thank mr. tex too.

Interestingly you do have four or five best sellers. Congratulations.

Again it doesn't look like Gabby missed any when making her lists.

Looking quickly at your list my biggest surprise is how many people read BDSM. I never would have guessed.

Secondly it does appear at first glance that your average scores have gone down since the new voting system was put into place. Certainly its happened on my stories. I'd love to see MANU post and tell us what has happened to average scores by category since his changes.

Interestingly (especially given your last line and cheap shot) I don't think I've ever voted for one of your stories (except perhaps a contest one when i was reading contest stories). As for any you've put on LITEROTICA lately I'm sorry but I haven't read them let alone voted on them. In fact I don't think I've read more than twenty stories by other authors all year. I simply haven't had the time.

Anyway, thanks for posting your list,

james r scouries esq.
 
Good for you darkboy :rolleyes:! You're starting to justify my computer taking you off the MC list.

I've always felt it was in all our interests to be able to see other author's figures (no, I'm not talking about serenas :p stomach).

We never really know what is poor, average or good for the number of views, votes, etc. for the various categories. Your numbers are intriguing to say the least.

Gabby's happy because it shows she hasn't missed any of your stories in her accumulating her two SF lists.

I also see you have a possible best seller on the horizon (100,000 views). Please advise us when it happens and we will be happy to announce and celebrate it on this thread.

Anyway, good for you,

james r scouries esq.

Rest assured, scouries, if that story ever sees 100k views, and you figure out which one it is, I'll pull it from the site and the internet at large before you can ever get it on one of your goofy lists.

Weren't expecting anyone to actually accept your "challenge", were you, oh sock-puppet king? Here's a hint that you never have, and never will get. Not everybody is an ego maniac like you, and sarahhh, and your army of laughable alts, forced to try to make reality fit your fantasy. I've never been afraid to post my numbers, as I'm sure you believed.

I just don't need to.

As I've told you time and time and time again, I get everything I want out of my writing, with each and every tale I post.

I'm happy -- in fact, flattered -- by the response to my mediocre little tales.

No swollen clicker finger, cut-rate AOL script-kiddie vote bots, self-written reviews, or BS titty pics necessary :D
 
The other big thing I notice when going over d.b.'s and mr. tex's numbers is the low vote totals their stories recieve (both total votes cast and votes as a percentage of views).

The few votes I get (percentage wise) has always led me to doubt the view figures that are reported on LITEROTICA. Mind you, since my ROYALTIES are partly based on VIEWS I don't complain too loudly.

I've always preferred the SOL numbers where under much the same voting conditions anywhere from 5-10% of readers vote. Why the same percentages don't apply here is why I've never had much confidence in the numbers.

So gentlemen, your low vote figures don't give me any comfort.

james r scouries esq
 
The other big thing I notice when going over d.b.'s and mr. tex's numbers is the low vote totals their stories recieve (both total votes cast and votes as a percentage of views).

The few votes I get (percentage wise) has always led me to doubt the view figures that are reported on LITEROTICA. Mind you, since my ROYALTIES are partly based on VIEWS I don't complain too loudly.

I've always preferred the SOL numbers where under much the same voting conditions anywhere from 5-10% of readers vote. Why the same percentages don't apply here is why I've never had much confidence in the numbers.

So gentlemen, your low vote figures don't give me any comfort.

james r scouries esq

Yeah, but they do show your highly inflated votes for what they are. Comments and views likewise.

As for your royalties... ROFLMAO such an ego must be tough to carry around.
 
QUOTE d.b. I've never been afraid to post my numbers, as I'm sure you believed. I just don't need to... No swollen clicker finger, cut-rate AOL script-kiddie vote bots, self-written reviews, or BS titty pics necessary.

See, there you go again. There’s no need of the cheap shots man.

As to an AHer posting numbers you in fact would have been the first I would have expected to post them so no surprise there. You are one of LITEROTICA’S greatest number crunchers (and I find nothing wrong with that).

BTW is it possible to post something from an Excel Worksheet into a thread? If so would you care to enlighten me?

I’m james r scouries and I’d love to get under the covers with sarahhh …

[size=+2]Dolphins think d.b. should turn on the lights …[/size]
 
Bound (fm:bondage, 18109 words)
Added: Feb 14 2009 Views/Reads: 4166/3563 [86%] Story vote: 9.87 (67 votes)

Wednesday Afternoon (fm:threesomes, 4773 words)
Added: Jan 27 2009 Views/Reads: 4343/3393 [78%] Story vote: 9.35 (88 votes)

Around Midnight (fm:interracial, 8430 words)
Added: Jan 04 2009 Views/Reads: 4458/3437 [77%] Story vote: 9.49 (87 votes)

Marla Sue (fm:first time, 8165 words)
Added: Dec 29 2008 Views/Reads: 2392/1846 [77%] Story vote: 9.54 (74 votes)

Blind man's Bluff (fm:romantic, 8674 words)
Added: Dec 13 2008 Views/Reads: 3202/2671 [83%] Story vote: 9.67 (48 votes)

Sissy (fm: one-on-one, 8493 words)
Added: Dec 04 2008 Views/Reads: 5096/4599 [90%] Story vote: 9.34 (149 votes)

Bare Back (fm: other, 27382 words)
Added: Oct 30 2008 Views/Reads: 10119/9181 [91%] Story vote: 9.71 (111 votes)

The Park (fm:romantic, 15915 words)
Added: Oct 25 2008 Views/Reads: 4937/4287 [87%] Story vote: 9.52 (64 votes)

Gerri (fm:exhibitionism, 9845 words)
Added: Oct 24 2008 Views/Reads: 2072/1603 [77%] Story vote: 9.40 (53 votes)

Marcie (fm:interracial, 7213 words)
Added: Sep 26 2008 Views/Reads: 4709/3362 [71%] Story vote: 9.41 (46 votes)

Leather and Lace (fm: one-on-one, 9066 words)
Added: Aug 23 2008 Views/Reads: 4020/3342 [83%] Story vote: 9.45 (44 votes)

Chance Encounter (fm:romantic, 11192 words)
Added: Aug 15 2008 Views/Reads: 3197/2734 [86%] Story vote: 9.29 (59 votes)

By the Light of the Moon (fm:first time, 7053 words)
Added: Aug 12 2008 Views/Reads: 2171/1529 [70%] Story vote: 9.30 (46 votes)


Here are the numbers on some of the same stories from a different site. I'd tell you which site but they don't take incest stories. sorry.

The views, reads and votes, also the scores reflect the same kind of numbers as Lit.

Lets see, there are views and reads, which dio your royalties come from and how do you know? :rolleyes:
 
QUOTE tex Yeah, but they do show your highly inflated votes for what they are

Perhaps you missed this line “The few votes I get (percentage wise)”.

Votes are a product of two things: one, the number of views; and two, the percentage of viewers who took the time to vote.

While I may have higher vote totals generally than you probably two thirds of the difference can be attributed to more views and only a third to the fact I get a higher percentage participation rate.

And much of the higher participation rate advantage I have over you is due to the fact I now ask readers to vote at the end of all my stories. Since I started that quite some time ago I started to get higher percentages.

The main point I’ve being trying to make (and you and others never acknowledge – instead you try to belittle or insult me) is that none of us gets enough votes!

I’d love to see us all get twenty, thirty, forty per cent voter participation rates.

I don’t believe many other people here on site want that. For the simple reason that it’ll mean everyone’s score will go down. And most of you are so afraid of facing that reality…

I’m james r scouries and I’d love to get under the covers with sarahhh …

[size=+2]Dolphins think everyone should vote …[/size]
 
BTW is it possible to post something from an Excel Worksheet into a thread? If so would you care to enlighten me?

There isn't a chance in hell of me trying to explain that to you. I'm not wearing down all of my son's crayons drawing you pictures for a week.

Sounds like Excel has a new foolproof slogan, though.

So simple that even scouries can use it!
 
QUOTE tex Yeah, but they do show your highly inflated votes for what they are

Perhaps you missed this line “The few votes I get (percentage wise)”.

Votes are a product of two things: one, the number of views; and two, the percentage of viewers who took the time to vote.

While I may have higher vote totals generally than you probably two thirds of the difference can be attributed to more views and only a third to the fact I get a higher percentage participation rate.

And much of the higher participation rate advantage I have over you is due to the fact I now ask readers to vote at the end of all my stories. Since I started that quite some time ago I started to get higher percentages.

The main point I’ve being trying to make (and you and others never acknowledge – instead you try to belittle or insult me) is that none of us gets enough votes!

I’d love to see us all get twenty, thirty, forty per cent voter participation rates.

I don’t believe many other people here on site want that. For the simple reason that it’ll mean everyone’s score will go down. And most of you are so afraid of facing that reality…

I’m james r scouries and I’d love to get under the covers with sarahhh …

[size=+2]Dolphins think everyone should vote …[/size]

No cheap shots Jimbo, just pointing out the obvious.
 
QUOTE tex Here are the numbers on some of the same stories from a different site. I'd tell you which site but they don't take incest stories. sorry.
The views, reads and votes, also the scores reflect the same kind of numbers as Lit. Lets see, there are views and reads, which dio your royalties come from and how do you know


Again the cheap shot! Grow up man.

The figures for this unnamed site of yours actually are significantly different (if I'm reding them correctly).

For example:

Around Midnight on LIT got 175 votes on over 100,000 views. Which means about one in 600 voted.
On the other site it got 87 votes on 4458 views – which is about one in 50 or so. Which is a ten times better participation rate than here.

Wednesday Afternoon on LIT - 70 on 20,000 – one in 300 voted. On the other 88 on 4343 – about one 45 or so.

I think you're proving my point.

I’m james r scouries and I’d love to get under the covers with sarahhh …

[size=+2]Dolphins think everyone should vote …[/size]
 
Just thought I might jump in here for a sec, Jimmy. If you don't mind, that is.

If the prerequisite for a "bestseller" is 100,000 views or more, and based upon the existence of said bestsellers you derive royalties (for being, apparently, one of the principle draws to Literotica), then it would only make sense that the other authors who have such "bestselling" stories should receive royalties as well. After all, Laurel and Manu, according to you, reward those who bring readers to this site.

I'm only asking because of the fact that I have five stories with over 100,000 views, and the Texas Literotica Fan Club has voted me one of their favorite authors, oh, and, they would love it if I had a yacht docked at Galveston so we could have Literotica-sponsored cruises and the like.

You know, like you do. ;)

I'd be happy to post those numbers, if you like.
 
This is fairly simple, scouries.

I'm willing to bet that the other site Tex is referencing requires a member login. SOL also requires a member login.

Just the simple fact that only people who can be assed to sign up for an account are included in the totals will increase the view to vote ratio.

Sign-up will never be required here. Therefore, that boost isn't going to happen. Stroke readers are still going to come here for their gratification, not yours. They're busy cleaning up at the end of the story, not voting. People who gag on paragraph two of a story still aren't going to scroll to the bottom of page two to leave a vote.

Not to mention that nobody other than the site owners has the slightest idea what a "view" is.

A lot of SOLs numbers are no more transparent or fathomable than the ones here. Just look at the Qscore ( your score is based upon everybody else's scores? WTF? ) or the download count for multi-chapter stories ( 3000 maximum readers on any chapter, but the download count shows 13000 or so, which isn't remotely the total number of downloads of all chapters WTF? )

But do feel free to keep on crunching those numbers. Every minute you're scratching your head and staring at a column of numbers is a minute that you're not here.

*still laughing at scouries all-time backfire in challenging the "chickens" to post their numbers*
 
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LAUREL, are you asking if I got dance?

Shee-it, we were salsa-ing all afternoon!

There was a sea of Latina girls – everywhere from 14 to 34. Black lipstick. Navels bared. Breasts bouncing. I could write a book…

I’m james r scouries and I love the new covers …

[size=+2]Dolphins think nuns look like penguins …[/size]



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1milk.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1ANUNFALLSCOVER.jpg


Just making sure you are not making up that weather report to make the northerner's jealous. I'd like to be in the home of dolphins.

Read your nun story last night--long. Can't say there was nun of this and nun of that in it, cuz you covered and uncovered everything. Fun!
 
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I earn real money writing. I had my fifth and sixth books come out in print in the past couple of weeks. I haven't done much writing recently but then again, I've been pretty ill the past few months. I'm back now though.

I meant no disrespect to you with my comment. I'm glad you feel well enough to write again. I think the writers and readers have missed you on the site. Welcome back!
 
Jim. how was the 85 degree weather yesterday? Find any chickies with a heart on their chest? Did you get dance?

Why do I have a feeling there's a midget under that dress?

Also, what kind of name is bsergi? What are you Syrian or something? You're not a terrorist, are you?

Listen, if you are intent on blowing something up, blow up Drone's books. He has a pile of gay volumes that I'd love to see you turn into a shower of pink confetti.[/QUOTE]

Would you prefer to see the big, fat queen, Freddie? Is that what you like? I read your story about the BBW. You either are one yourself, or you like it.

My name? It's a crappy acronym I came up with for all the people and things living in my house. I didn't know I was going to have to explain it to anyone when I created it. I used it so I could remember who I was. The one (1) on the end, is a typo. It was supposed to be the Q, for queen.

I am Irish and today's my day. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all the writers!

Pink confetti won't work on a day like today, but maybe for Easter. We can celebrate the rising Christ with the falling confetti. Bring on the shredder.
 
I meant no disrespect to you with my comment. I'm glad you feel well enough to write again. I think the writers and readers have missed you on the site. Welcome back!

No disrespect taken. Thanks so much for the welcome back. My fans have been swarming and it's absolutely wonderful.

I think you gentlemen are missing the point in writing for the readers when you focus so much on votes and scores. Since I haven't been writing recently, I haven't even checked my scores but to check for new comments every once in a while. Don't you realize that writing for your fans is a much nobler cause than writing for votes or comments or scores? Contests mean little if your work isn't touching it's target audience. Since my story came out on "that other site" I've received almost a hundred emails. Each one means more to me than scores or votes. It's much nicer to receive emails stating how your words or how one character manages to make someones life better. I get emails from women who had to be on bed rest during their pregnancy. They tell me how much my stories made their time stuck in bed easier to handle. That is much nicer than scores or votes.

So I think if you are going to focus upon that, maybe you should give up writing and become accountants. Just my opinion. It's only worth what you make of it.
 
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