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Hey Everybody, It's Steak And Blowjob Day!

Liar

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I have my steak ready. Now for the rest...



Also, it's Pi day.

So happy 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 to all.
 
I'll celebrate Pi day with my kids.

My wife is adamantly against steak and a blow job day :(
 
I remember my school used to celebrate pi day. All we would have for lunch was...pie. Dozens and dozens of pies. And at the end of the day, anyone who wanted to was invited to come back to the dining hall to take home whatever and however much they wanted.

:cool:
 
I guess I could give out a couple blowjobs. Or something. Just helping out and all. :cool:
 
damppanties said:
They do. We have spoken. :cool:
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The thing is, though, you have to consider the fact that they need to be administered on a regular basis. Because if they aren't then the bitchiness quotient could skyrocket above the bj quotient and you will have an unhappy man.
Be kind to the penii.
 
bluebell7 said:
The thing is, though, you have to consider the fact that they need to be administered on a regular basis. Because if they aren't then the bitchiness quotient could skyrocket above the bj quotient and you will have an unhappy man.
Be kind to the penii.
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Thing is, I don't have a man. So no question of happy or unhappy.

But I agree. Save the penii.

Hello Byoo.
 
damppanties said:
Thing is, I don't have a man. So no question of happy or unhappy.

But I agree. Save the penii.

Hello Byoo.
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True. So choose a random one or two or five that you like. I'm calling dibs on Liar. :D
Yes, save them. Love them, kiss them, lick them, you know.

Hellow my Magpie.
 
bluebell7 said:
RESPECT. THE. COCK.
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ummm, no. Not so much. Maybe if they were an endangered species (ala the rare nekeddppicasauros) or were being clubbed to death (ala baby seal pups) or were being used to fill pot holes more often (ala St. Lorna Bobbit). But respect the common cock when there are so many noble under-utilized pussies and so little time... nah.
 
i most likely will not get a steak, and i definitely wont get a blowjob.

o well. at least st. patricks day is tuesday,

Its the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year!
 
bluebell7 said:
True. So choose a random one or two or five that you like. I'm calling dibs on Liar. :D
Yes, save them. Love them, kiss them, lick them, you know.
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You forgot suck them, angel. You must suck them.

I'm calling dibs on...nevermind.
 
I grill a great steak and can caramelize onions and sautee mushrooms to put on top. Could someone slip a suggestion to Hot Mama? :devil:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I'm not very good at grilling steaks.:(:(
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Never fear. I've got it covered. You and Dampy just take care of the other part.

So guys, how'd'ya like 'em? Raw, Rare, Medium-Rare, Medium, Medium-Well, Well...or Charred to a crisp?

Firin' up the grill now. :cool:
 
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