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[sr71plt]

Well, it would seem to me that a self-advertised publishing consultant and author of a book on publishing would want to know about all things publishing.

I'm interested in all things publishing. I mean, I'm not a publishing consultant and author of a book on publishing like you, but I do have this new book . . .

Oh, I know--just don't see it as any of your business. You wouldn't be able to understand it even if I told you.

 

[sarahhh]

I do know your book was self-published print-on-demand vanity publishing because you revealed that information.

Oh, and so what?

If you could prove that, you would.

 

[sarahhh]

I’m not exactly sure what you are talking about, Ace.

But hey, I never was a male actor and film actor like you. And if I had known about that before just a few minutes ago, I would have displayed my reverence even more than I already do.

I mean, in looking for your e-books at Amazon.com, I just discovered the back cover blurb on your Flying High book. It states, “The author was a male model and film actor who turned to international intelligence service during the Vietnam War era, a career that started off in the stratosphere as an SR71 photo-reconnaissance jet pilot and moved on to more earth-hugging intelligence and diplomatic service in Asia and the Middle East.”

Well, I wouldn’t know about all that, although I do recall BFW expressing an opinion on the pilot stuff. But listen, are you sure you’re a publishing consultant and author of a book on publishing like you have claimed in this forum?

Actually, I meant you were a male model and not male actor.

I can prove you said all that. I mean, it is on the back of your book.

 

[sr71plt]

If you could prove that, you would.

Sure, you provided it yourself. You mean it's not true? Of course it is. And you seem to be ashamed of it. The publisher's name is right there (just you) and you've admitted you paid for it yourself--by sleeping with some relative or other, apparently. And the way you have it listed for distribution. I'm in the business, babe. Can't fool me--and up til now you haven't tried. Which gets us back to you being ashamed of it. I've never said it was evil--everything I've posted on that has been clearly marked as the mainstream industry's attitude. Not mine. You seem more ashamed of it than I am.

But, I digress:

1. What possessed you to pick the "one blowhearted piece of silly trash" posting personality for this Web site? (Truly wonder about that one, because you lay it on so thick and apparently think you impress people with it.)

and

2. Who do you think you are fooling?

 

[sarahhh]

So typical. When someone takes you up on the substantive discussion, you drift off into nasty innuendo.

I gave you plenty of substantive issues to discuss. You don't want to go there, for obvious reasons.

 

[scouries]

sarahhh Now for the printing and distribution. Let’s take Ace’s best seller “Cruising Through History.”

So Jim, if you publish your 314 page book entitled Put Out or Get Out about real boating pleasure with the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders, and the list price is $19.99, you will be making the same profit as Ace (or his queen).

Well my dear you’ve convinced me I should just continue doing what I’ve been doing. Why do all that math when I can sign one contract with the real QUEEN and simply sit back and rake in the ROYALTIES? Hell its keeping me in yachts!

QUOTE habu? The author was a male model and film actor … moved on to more earth-hugging intelligence and diplomatic service in Asia and the Middle East.

Fuck, no wonder those Arab terrorists were able to pull the wool over our eyes before 9/11. Our intelligence service was manned by male models… I know these emir guys like anal sex but do you really think sending American boys over to sacrifice their bums is really a great intelligence option?

I’m james r scouries and I’ll be happy as long as the QUEEN keeps sending her monthly check…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t believe male models make good spies …[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, I meant you were a male model and not male actor.

And we all know that you can't be both. (That's the symbol for rolling eyes, in case you missed it.)

But:

1. What possessed you to pick the "one blowhearted piece of silly trash" posting personality for this Web site? (Truly wonder about that one, because you lay it on so thick and apparently think you impress people with it.)

and

2. Who do you think you are fooling?

 

[sarahhh]

Sure, you provided it yourself. You mean it's not true? Of course it is. And you seem to be ashamed of it. The publisher's name is right there (just you)

Hey, you're the one who said I don't know anything about the Bible. Do you really think I would publish a book by a minister?

 

[sr71plt]

I gave you plenty of substantive issues to discuss. You don't want to go there, for obvious reasons.

Ahh, but you can't answer questions, can you?--even though I responded to reams of yours. That's just so impolite of you, Sarahh.

1. What possessed you to pick the "one blowhearted piece of silly trash" posting personality for this Web site? (Truly wonder about that one, because you lay it on so thick and apparently think you impress people with it.)

and

2. Who do you think you are fooling?

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, you're the one who said I don't know anything about the Bible. Do you really think I would publish a book by a minister?

And already (or, rather, still, I guess I should say) you're not making a lick of sense.

 

[sarahhh]

sarahhh Now for the printing and distribution. Let’s take Ace’s best seller “Cruising Through History.”

So Jim, if you publish your 314 page book entitled Put Out or Get Out about real boating pleasure with the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders, and the list price is $19.99, you will be making the same profit as Ace (or his queen).

Well my dear you’ve convinced me I should just continue doing what I’ve been doing. Why do all that math when I can sign one contract with the real QUEEN and simply sit back and rake in the ROYALTIES? Hell its keeping me in yachts!

QUOTE habu? The author was a male model and film actor … moved on to more earth-hugging intelligence and diplomatic service in Asia and the Middle East.

Fuck, no wonder those Arab terrorists were able to pull the wool over our eyes before 9/11. Our intelligence service was manned by male models… I know these emir guys like anal sex but do you really think sending American boys over to sacrifice their bums is really a great intelligence option?

I’m james r scouries and I’ll be happy as long as the QUEEN keeps sending her monthly check…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t believe male models make good spies …[/size]

Hey, I already made a cover for your book Put Out or Get Out. It took me 5 minutes. You mean I wasted all that time?

 

[sarahhh]

And already (or, rather, still, I guess I should say) you're not making a lick of sense.

The same publisher who published my book published a book by a minister. You said I don't know much about the Bible. Hey, I'll go get it and quote exactly what you said.

 

[sr71plt]

The same publisher who published my book published a book by a minister. You said I don't know much about the Bible. Hey, I'll go get it and quote exactly what you said.

Don't hurry back on my account.

And will you be bringing back the answers to these questions when/if you return?

1. What possessed you to pick the "one blowhearted piece of silly trash" posting personality for this Web site? (Truly wonder about that one, because you lay it on so thick and apparently think you impress people with it.)

and

2. Who do you think you are fooling?

 

[sarahhh]

Ahh, but you can't answer questions, can you?--even though I responded to reams of yours. That's just so impolite of you, Sarahh.

1. What possessed you to pick the "one blowhearted piece of silly trash" posting personality for this Web site? (Truly wonder about that one, because you lay it on so thick and apparently think you impress people with it.)

and

2. Who do you think you are fooling?

Okay, I'll answer them., since you keep asking them over and over.

1. So I like kittens, what can I say.

2. If I fool around with anybody, it will be scouries.

 

[sr71plt]

Okay, I'll answer them., since you keep asking them over and over.

1. So I like kittens, what can I say.

2. If I fool around with anybody, it will be scouries.

Ahh, thanks. No surprises there. Now that wasn't hard, was it?

Now, about any question you ask heretofore that seems just malicious fishing, the answer is/will be "go fish."

 

[sarahhh]

Ahh, thanks. No surprises there. Now that wasn't hard, was it?

Now, about any question you ask heretofore that seems just malicious fishing, the answer is/will be "go fish."

Your posting style and the substantive element of your posts reminds me of teenage gangbangers on MySpace (I'm sure you have had a few of those). Or kittens with multiple alts on this forum.

 

[sr71plt]

Your posting style and the substantive element of your posts reminds me of teenage gangbangers on MySpace (I'm sure you have had a few of those). Or kittens with multiple alts on this forum.

I try to gauge my posting style to those badgering me--always try to be more polite, sensible, calm, and accommodating and less crass, crazy, dumb, and nasty than the attacking party. I'm happy with how our exchanges have turned out thus far. As I've noted before, it's all controlled by you.

 

[sarahhh]

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! First off what are you doing up and about and posting at seven in the morning anyway?

And all we Dolphins fans have is the ONLY PERFECT season in the history of the NFL. And although ketchup may be main condiment in Pittsburgh we down here in Miami are a little more sophisticated in our culinary tastes.

I also have a headache after one of the worst evenings I’ve passed in recent memory.

Look, I like the Panthers and all that but I almost never go and watch one of their games live. Not because I don’t like hockey.


I’m james r scouries and I can’t wait for football season to start…

[size=+2]Dolphins want to get back on the field …[/size]

Dude, it was almost eight in the morning. Well, usually I wait until I get to work at nine to post, but I couldn't wait to gloat. Rest assured I will not be up until around noon tomorrow. I know that because I set my alarm because I want to watch the real Panthers against UConn at noon.

Yeah, I don't get into hockey all that much myself until football is over. But imagine one of the kittens from Michigan taking a cheap shot at the Penguins when the NFL team from Michigan is . . .

Pittsburgh and Miami have real football teams.

So I'm off for adventures unknown for the evening and tell you're best bud Ace I'll be back tomorrow afternoon, and respond to any additional mindless drivel he has spouted.

 

[michchick98]

But imagine one of the kittens from Michigan taking a cheap shot at the Penguins when the NFL team from Michigan is . . .

No one was talking about the NFL here, butch. At least not this time around. Yeah, the Lions suck. Tell me something I don't know. Another epic fail at an insult.

But when the Penguins manage to get out of 8th place in their conference and 13th place in the whole league, maybe then you can puff out your uni-tit a bit more, huh? Until then, enjoy your fantasy.

 

[michchick98]

I'll be back tomorrow afternoon, and respond to any additional mindless drivel he has spouted.

This spoken from the Drag Queen of mindless drivel.

 

[bsergi1]

I try to gauge my posting style to those badgering me--always try to be more polite, sensible, calm, and accommodating and less crass, crazy, dumb, and nasty than the attacking party. I'm happy with how our exchanges have turned out thus far. As I've noted before, it's all controlled by you.

Are you saying that you like to be badgered? It makes you happy? I think you might be a weird pilot/teacher.

 

[sr71plt]

Are you saying that you like to be badgered? It makes you happy? I think you might be a weird pilot/teacher.

Umm, no I didn't say that. I said that's how I counter it--and help the one doing the badgering waste time and effort and make themselves look like a fool. Just like here--with you.

 

[bsergi1]

Umm, no I didn't say that. I said that's how I counter it--and help the one doing the badgering waste time and effort and make themselves look like a fool. Just like here--with you.

I just thought I'd say that everyone was doing a wonderful job with you. Badger on everyone, badger on........

 

[sr71plt]

I just thought I'd say that everyone was doing a wonderful job with you. Badger on everyone, badger on........

Oh, really? Do tell me more.

 

[Darkniciad]

This thread is a wonderful containment facility for scouries' and sarahhh's alts. We should really see if we can't pick Gabby's pocket and get her key card so that she's stuck here too.

Then again, picking what would serve as a pocket on scouries' inflate-a-secretary doesn't sound like all that good of an idea. *cringe* Maybe we could take up a collection to encourage someone to give it a shot? I don't think we could raise enough money for me to overcome the creepy factor, but you never know!