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[michchick98]

There are no general readers on this thread. There is me, scouries, BFW, and a bunch of my alts.

Hey, I tried to engage you in a "substantive discussion" like you requested on post #5789. But I just don't have the gray matter. I mean, how the fuck would you feel if you were as stupid and clueless as me?

No, I don't think you are an alt like michchick said I said. Okay, well I didi say that. Actually, what I said was, everyone but me and my scouries and BFW alts are all alts of Danielle. I also said they run this site. I do try to baffle everybody with bullshit just like the alts, but I can't pull one over on anyone.

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[michchick98]

Good point, like the one on the top of my head.

I don't know who reads this thread. I would guess that it's, me, BFW, and a bunch of my alts. But who knows, the FBI (and I am talking about Fuck Buddies Incorporated like scouries and BFW) could be reading it under one of my alts.

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[michchick98]

I didn't mention scouries reading it because he has Gabby read it for him. He's not smart enough to read it on his own so he needs the blow-up doll to help him.

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[sarahhh]

Actually, I'd be please to see eXcessica publish you under any of your alts. That would certainly make comparisons a lot easier and then no one would be puffing up about the "woulda/coulda/shoulda" possibilities. Presumably incest would do as well in the marketplace comparably as it does here at Lit. There doesn't have to be a real storyline or half-decent writing at all. There's still apparently a large audience for it. And I'm all for pleasing the audience.

Actually, I've been thinking about that myself. Not doing it with eXcessica though. I mean, why couldn't I do just what Selena did? You know, you say you're a publisher and make the books on CreateSpace. Who can't do that? And take all the profits like she does yours. I think I could talk scouries and BFW into giving up all the money to me for the great privilege or being published. But you and Selena haven't convinced me you can make anything more than chump change at this game. I just might do it anyway, just for kicks. Yeah, and I'd really give Selena more info on me so she can stalk me more relentlessly than she already has.

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, I've been thinking about that myself. Not doing it with eXcessica though. I mean, why couldn't I do just what Selena did? You know, you say you're a publisher and make the books on CreateSpace. Who can't do that? And take all the profits like she does yours. I think I could talk scouries and BFW into giving up all the money to me for the great privilege or being published. But you and Selena haven't convinced me you can make anything more than chump change at this game. I just might do it anyway, just for kicks. Yeah, and I'd really give Selena more info on me so she can stalk me more relentlessly than she already has.

If you actually did it, then you would know, wouldn't you? You wouldn't have to speculate or pretend you knew. I'm sure there's a market for it. My raunchiest erotica sells the best.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Is there a rubberband that winds you guys up during the day?

You are all just amazing; back and forth, and up one side and down the other.

Its almost more fun than have sex No, I take that back. Nothing is more fun than that.

But, you are all very entertaining--its like a show with no pictures and no real people, just characters.

 

[sr71plt]

Is there a rubberband that winds you guys up during the day?

You are all just amazing; back and forth, and up one side and down the other.

Its almost more fun than have sex No, I take that back. Nothing is more fun than that.

But, you are all very entertaining--its like a show with no pictures and no real people, just characters.

Well, see there, Sarah. There's a general readership. They must enjoy reading here, or they wouldn't come back and ask why there's something here to read.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE gdp You know, James, you've referred to this thread more times than I can possibly remember as "Scouries World." I think that's literally true.

Good old Gross Domestic Product dropped in again did he?

How many times can you “possibly remember” anyway? Five? Ten? Are you suffering the first stages of dementia? In future maybe you could write Scouries World on the top of a pad of paper and then add a tick mark each time I use the term. Then you could “possibly remember”. Just an idea…

I’m james r scouries and I’m afraid our good old GDP is sinking fast…

[size=+2]Dolphins have very good memories…[/size]

Oh, my. I think I touched a nerve...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Well, see there, Sarah. There's a general readership. They must enjoy reading here, or they wouldn't come back and ask why there's something here to read.

Oops, wrong again. I'm another author, with the dubious title of Last Place Winner of the Valentine Story Contest, given to me by Ogg. Perhaps you read one of my stories and forgot to vote on your way out They are still out there if anyone wants to read one.

 

[sr71plt]

Oops, wrong again. I'm another author, with the dubious title of Last Place Winner of the Valentine Story Contest, given to me by Ogg. Perhaps you read one of my stories and forgot to vote on your way out They are still out there if anyone wants to read one.

Wrong about what? You didn't read this thread?

I'm aware you took last place in the recent contest.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Wrong about what? You didn't read this thread?

I'm aware you took last place in the recent contest.

I'm not a "General Reader". I'm an author trying to get some tips on how to write a good verbal battle for a story.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not a "General Reader". I'm an author trying to get some tips on how to write a good verbal battle for a story.

You can be a Lit. author and a general reader of the forum at the same time. Most of us are.

If you find a good verbal battle, let us know. In my opinion, this one is pretty one-sided--like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

You can be a Lit. author and a general reader of the forum at the same time. Most of us are.

If you find a good verbal battle, let us know. In my opinion, this one is pretty one-sided--like shooting fish in a barrel.

Oh, I like that, "like shooting fish in a barrel". I also like, "lying sack of shit". I hope there are no copywrites on either of those phrases. I'd like to use them both.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, I like that, "like shooting fish in a barrel". I also like, "lying sack of shit". I hope there are no copywrites on either of those phrases. I'd like to use them both.

I don't own the first, and I have never said the second, so I have no idea whether or not it's copyrighted. (repeat copyrighted: the right to copy)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

You can be a Lit. author and a general reader of the forum at the same time. Most of us are.

If you find a good verbal battle, let us know. In my opinion, this one is pretty one-sided--like shooting fish in a barrel.

I don't own the first, and I have never said the second, so I have no idea whether or not it's copyrighted. (repeat copyrighted: the right to copy)

Somebody here said lying sack of shit. I liked it. The copywrite was a blonde moment. Excuse me, its time to dye my hair again.

 

[scouries]

post your numbers big boy!!!

QUOTE Princess E …(it’s) beyond my comprehension

I don’t for a second believe that the rambling posts made by the likes of boy and misshicks , charter members of the MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS CLUB (identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers) are “beyond the comprehension” of one of the great SURVIVALISTS of all time.

You’re selling herself short my dear.

QUOTE boy We're all one person don't ya know…

No, not true b. b . No one could be mistaken for you! Not even your fellow club members. You set the standard.

QUOTE misshick I don't disappear long enough to be forgotten…

True … Unfortunately…

I’m james r scouries and I love Canadian Princesses…

[size=+2]the dumbest Dolphin is smarter than b.b.…[/size]


Does anyone know where I can get some more (different ones) of these things -

 

[scouries]

QUOTE miss SINSSerly The copywrite was a blonde moment. Excuse me, its time to dye my hair again.

Do you think b. b.’'s a blonde? Could it be as simple as that? And what about misshick ?

I’m james r scouries and I love dumb blondes…

[size=+2]Dolphin’s prefer redheads.…[/size]

 

[YoursSINSerely]

QUOTE miss SINSSerly The copywrite was a blonde moment. Excuse me, its time to dye my hair again.

Do you think b. b.’'s a blonde? Could it be as simple as that? And what about misshick ?

I’m james r scouries and I love dumb blondes…

[size=+2]Dolphin’s prefer redheads.…[/size]

I can dye it red, too, if that's what's gonna make ya happy. I'm off to Walgreen's now to pick up a bottle. Red it is! That reminds, I need wine, too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Actually, I've been thinking about that myself. Not doing it with eXcessica though. I mean, why couldn't I do just what Selena did? You know, you say you're a publisher and make the books on CreateSpace. Who can't do that? And take all the profits like she does yours. I think I could talk scouries and BFW into giving up all the money to me for the great privilege or being published. But you and Selena haven't convinced me you can make anything more than chump change at this game. I just might do it anyway, just for kicks. Yeah, and I'd really give Selena more info on me so she can stalk me more relentlessly than she already has.

Even though you make it sound so appealing, taking all my profits (lol), actually, not everyone wants to publish, Sarahhh. I'm content writing my stories. The fun for me is being able to write anything I want any time I want. I don't want to be committed to the deadlines of a publisher.

If I wrote for money, I wouldn't write. My creative inspiration would stop. Suddenly, writing would feel like accounting (yuck). Even though most of what I write here is bashed, I'm at a good place right now.

I published 2 E-books, that's enough. I turned down offers from other publishers to publish more E-books. I haven't written the story that I'd like to publish yet. I still have time.

I'm sure you could start a thread and there'd be a dozen writers who would take you up on your offer to publish them. Good luck with your venture. I think it's a good idea.

 

[michchick98]

QUOTE Princess E …(it’s) beyond my comprehension

I do believe that the brilliant posts made by the likes of TxRad and michchick, charter members of the BRILLIANT AND INTELLIGENT POSTERS CLUB (identified as such by the ScourahhsWorld computers) are beyond the comprehension of one of the great CRY BABY WHINERS in Literotica's history.

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QUOTE TxRad We're all one person don't ya know…

No, not true No one could be mistaken for you! Not even your fellow club members. You set the standard.

Yeah, your other identity thinks TxRad and me and Selena and a few others are all alts of Danielle. So which is it scourahh? Are we all alts of someone else, like you or are we all our own person?

QUOTE michchick I don't disappear long enough to be forgotten…

True … Fortunately for us…

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I’m james r scourahh and I am a Canadian Princess…

[size=+2]even the dumbest Dolphin is smarter than me.…[/size]

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[michchick98]

I’m james r scourahh and I am dumber than dumb blondes…

[size=+2]Dolphin’s think so too.…[/size]

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[TxRad]

QUOTE Princess E …(it’s) beyond my comprehension

I don’t for a second believe that the rambling posts made by the likes of boy and misshicks , charter members of the MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS CLUB (identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers) are “beyond the comprehension” of one of the great SURVIVALISTS of all time.

You’re selling herself short my dear.

QUOTE boy We're all one person don't ya know…

No, not true b. b . No one could be mistaken for you! Not even your fellow club members. You set the standard.

QUOTE misshick I don't disappear long enough to be forgotten…

True … Unfortunately…

I’m james r scouries and I love Canadian Princesses…

[size=+2]the dumbest Dolphin is smarter than b.b.…[/size]


Does anyone know where I can get some more (different ones) of these things -

I love it when I strike a nerve.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Oh, well I thought your publishing empire did. I'm just going by your Submissions page rating the heat level of your offerings that says:

eXcess 4: Seriously taboo. This is the controversial category, and will contain things like incest, elements of non-consent, age-play, etc.

Well, you got that right. Incest is the hottest of the hot. Scouries could, what's the word for 10 times, your profits. But what's another million to somebody like you.

You can't write, and now you can't read either? I said no one accepted incest, except excessica.

I think that Viagra is seriously effecting your eyesight....

Actually, I've been thinking about that myself. Not doing it with eXcessica though. I mean, why couldn't I do just what Selena did? You know, you say you're a publisher and make the books on CreateSpace. Who can't do that?

See? Seriously, quit the stuff, man. Your needle dick can only take so much abuse, you know?

Let me see if I can explain this slowly and clearly enough for your teeny tiny little brain...

The majority of our profits come from EBOOKS. Not print. EBOOKS. The facts are you've been spending your time spanking your monkey and self-publishing your waste-of-trees-book in print all for naught. What was your contract for? 10%? 20% tops? I'm getting anywhere from 35-80% of my profits with distributors, and 100% on our site.

In fact, I would bet you I made more in my first quarter of sales with E than you did in print in its entire run. Post your numbers. How much have you made with your little print run so far?

As for running a publishing company, go for it. Publishing books on CreateSpace, though, as I explained, is just an aside. If you do that - and I'm only telling you this because I feel so sorry for you, you really seem to have some major mental deterioration going on - you will simply be wasting more of your time.

The majority of what we do is printing with epublishing distributors. EBOOKS. Is that clear? Not print. Ebooks. In order to do that, you have to sign contracts with the epublishing distributors, who all have different requirements. The biggest one now requires you, as a publisher, to have at least 25 authors with at least 10 titles.

You can get a contract as an author, but you have to have at least 10 titles under your belt, and they ask for exclusive rights. That definitely counts you out.

As for why Lit doesn't do it? I don't know. It's quite a lucrative business. Perhaps Laurel didn't think of it, didn't know, as you obviously don't, how well ebooks sell...or perhaps she's too busy with Lit. *shrug* I have no idea. I'm not Laurel. Or Danielle, for that matter.

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, I thought I'd been pretty clear in saying the market for erotica is in e-books, so seeing publishing erotica through CreateSpace (a print-on-demand service) coming up was a bit amusing.

 

[sarahhh]

The majority of what we do is printing with epublishing distributors. EBOOKS. Is that clear? Not print. Ebooks. In order to do that, you have to sign contracts with the epublishing distributors, who all have different requirements. The biggest one now requires you, as a publisher, to have at least 25 authors with at least 10 titles.

You can get a contract as an author, but you have to have at least 10 titles under your belt, and they ask for exclusive rights. That definitely counts you out.

Actually, I posted that blurb from your eXessica submissions page to point out that you recognize, at least when it comes to making money, that incest is much hotter than romance. What you have there on your page sounds like something scouries would write.

You got more baloney than Oscar Mayer.

I don't care about all these e-publishing distributors and all their contracts and requirements for a certain number of titles and exclusive rights. I care about Amazon.com. Are you telling me I can't get one e-book published (or however many I want) on Amazon.com, like real easy?