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[scouries]

I, james r scouries (and I know

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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would too) would like to take this opportunity to congratulate one of LITEROTICA’S greatest and most beloved authors:

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sarahhh

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Yesterday she became only the sixth author in the long and storied history of LITEROTICA to have been designated as their “FAVORITE AUTHOR” by over one thousand readers.

She’s the best!

I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

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[sarahhh]

I, james r scouries (and I know

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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would too) would like to take this opportunity to congratulate one of LITEROTICA’S greatest and most beloved authors:

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sarahhh

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Yesterday she became only the sixth author in the long and storied history of LITEROTICA to have been designated as their “FAVORITE AUTHOR” by over one thousand readers.

She’s the best!

I’m james r scouries and I’m the THREADMASTER…

[size=+2]Panthers would puck sarahhh any day…[/size]

Thanks for making me blush, Jim!

Well, "they" don't want me over on the "Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY) thread. I wouldn't have posted over there anyway if Selena hadn't taken a cheap shot. So I'll confine my comments to this thread, to which I was invited, by you, and so sweetly.

It is quite appropriate that this thread be the only place in this entire forum where publishing is intelligently discussed, along with many other issues. By you, me, and BFW anyway.

I'll be back soon!

 

[sarahhh]

Hey Ace (Do you mind if I call you Ace? sr71plt just doesn't sound like a real name. I'll call you habu or whatever you like), since you are the self-appointed guru of all things publishing, perhaps you can shed some light on something for me.

So I see "Literotica 2: the very best of Literotica.com" was recently published. It's over at Amazon.com. Strangely, I didn't notice any mention of it on this site. Of course I could have missed it. Hey, but it apparently is only available in print. Didn't Literotica get the word from you and Selena on the vast fortune to be made on erotic e-books?

No, I didn't read your book on publishing, but I sure wish you would tell me the title so I can buy it.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey Ace (Do you mind if I call you Ace? sr71plt just doesn't sound like a real name. I'll call you habu or whatever you like), since you are the self-appointed guru of all things publishing, perhaps you can shed some light on something for me.

So I see "Literotica 2: the very best of Literotica.com" was recently published. It's over at Amazon.com. Strangely, I didn't notice any mention of it on this site. Of course I could have missed it. Hey, but it apparently is only available in print. Didn't Literotica get the word from you and Selena on the vast fortune to be made on erotic e-books?

No, I didn't read your book on publishing, but I sure wish you would tell me the title so I can buy it.

Although I certainly know who those using Ace are referring to--and I don't take ownership of whatever name calling another poster does--both Ace and Propellerboy miss the mark. Ace is for pilots who have shot down another pilot in combat, and I flew photoreconnaisance jets, which shot nothing more lethal than photographs. Those using this name to deride me are just slamming combat pilots. Similarly (for you, LaJoke), an SR71 is a jet, not a prop plane.

I go mostly by habu--that name just wasn't available when I registered here (although I've never seen a poster use it).

I think I've seen reference to a Literotica anthology somewhere on this Web site, but whatever that project was/is was before my arrival to Lit. and I don't have any information on it.

I'd give you my publishing book title, but it was done in true name--which obviously I'm not sharing. So that one will just have to go by the boards here.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Although I certainly know who those using Ace are referring to--and I don't take ownership of whatever name calling an other poster does--both Ace and Propellerboy miss the mark. Ace is for pilots who have shot down another pilot in combat, and I flew photoreconnaisance jets, which shot nothing more lethal than photographs. Those using this name to deride me are just slamming combat pilots. Similarly (for you, LaJoke), an SR71 is a jet, not a prop plane.

I go mostly by habu--that name just wasn't available when I registered here (although I've never seen a poster use it).

I think I've seen reference to a Literotica anthology somewhere on this Web site, but whatever that project was/is was before my arrival to Lit. and I don't have any information on it.

I'd give you my publishing book title, but it was done in true name--which obviously I'm not sharing. So that one will just have to go by the boards here.

Yes, I'd give you all of my publishing credits too, but you'd never believe that I publish under Stephen King and J. K. Rowling, damn, did I just write that? I didn't mean for that to slip out. Now, everyone will know who I am.

I can't believe I just wrote my real name(s). Where's my backspace key. Fuck! I just hit entered instead of backspace. This just isn't my day.

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, I'd give you all of my publishing credits too, but you'd never believe that I publish under Stephen King and J. K. Rowling, damn, did I just write that? I didn't mean for that to slip out. Now, everyone will know who I am.

I can't believe I just wrote my real name(s). Where's my backspace key. Fuck! I just hit entered instead of backspace. This just isn't my day.

I'll just reiterate--since it is true no matter how many times you ignore it--that I'm perfectly fine with speaking on this forum only from the erotica credentials that are traceable from this forum.

Which still leaves you and Sarahh/Scouries out in the cold in making any observations at all about getting erotica published--unless you'd like to point to your published erotica credits.

When you do post on it, it's just from sour grapes, transparent nastiness, jealously, and envy. And nobody but the two plus alts of you see it any other way (which is what makes all of this so amusing).

fish/barrel

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Although I certainly know who those using Ace are referring to--and I don't take ownership of whatever name calling an other poster does--both Ace and Propellerboy miss the mark. Ace is for pilots who have shot down another pilot in combat, and I flew photoreconnaisance jets, which shot nothing more lethal than photographs. Those using this name to deride me are just slamming combat pilots. Similarly (for you, LaJoke), an SR71 is a jet, not a prop plane.

I go mostly by habu--that name just wasn't available when I registered here (although I've never seen a poster use it).

I think I've seen reference to a Literotica anthology somewhere on this Web site, but whatever that project was/is was before my arrival to Lit. and I don't have any information on it.

I'd give you my publishing book title, but it was done in true name--which obviously I'm not sharing. So that one will just have to go by the boards here.

Perhaps, instead of referring to you as "Ace" we should more correctly refer to you as "Drone".

Yes, I like drone much better than Ace. It serves a dual purpose. It completely describes you in the past while flying a drone type of plane, just as it describes you in the present, in the way that you boringly drone on and on about things that no one really gives a shit about, Drone. See?

That's so neat. I'm so happy with myself that I could pee. Where's my pee holder? Sheryl? I have a job for you. Hello? Where's MichChick. I need her to hold my cock so that I can take a pee.

Actually, I can't believe when MichChick turned down the job to hold my cock while I pee, you'll never guess who I received an application from via a PM? Yeah, you guessed it. PrincessAirHead applied for the job.

No way. Sorry, but I don't that bag of shit anywhere near my cock. I don't care if she was begging me for the job, too bad.

 

[sr71plt]

Perhaps, instead of referring to you as "Ace" we should more correctly refer to you as "Drone".

Yes, I like drone much better than Ace. It serves a dual purpose. It completely describes you in the past while flying a drone type of plane, just as it describes you in the present, in the way that you boringly drone on and on about things that no one really gives a shit about, Drone. See?

That's so neat. I'm so happy with myself that I could pee. Where's my pee holder? Sheryl? I have a job for you. Hello? Where's MichChick. I need her to hold my cock so that I can take a pee.

Actually, I can't believe when MichChick turned down the job to hold my cock while I pee, you'll never guess who I received an application from via a PM? Yeah, you guessed it. PrincessAirHead applied for the job.

No way. Sorry, but I don't that bag of shit anywhere near my cock. I don't care if she was begging me for the job, too bad.

Sure, that will work (calling me "Drone"). We all know you need some derogatory word to try to bring me down to your level. Have at it. I know these little things mean so much to you. And the records are here for anyone who wants to check--and then extract what they think of you from the difference of what you post and what they can see for themselves. I'm quite pleased with what the general reader can take from this thread.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sure, that will work (calling me "Drone"). We all know you need some derogatory word to try to bring me down to your level. Have at it. I know these little things mean so much to you. And the records are here for anyone who wants to check--and then extract what they think of you from the difference of what you post and what they can see for themselves. I'm quite pleased with what the general reader can take from this thread.

Uhm, the fact remains, "Buzz" that you never actually flew a plane, let alone a jet. The furthest you've been off the ground is when I give you a roll of quarters to fly those supermarket planes.

We are all someone else on these boards and in cyberspace. Yet, I am me. I've lived a rich life full of family and friends and don't have to manufacture stories about the time that I flew jets while taking photos.

Having sex with a pilot, Drone, doesn't mean that you actually flew a plane. I think you needed to be grounded.

 

[sr71plt]

Uhm, the fact remains, "Buzz" that you never actually flew a plane, let alone a jet. The furthest you've been off the ground is when I give you a roll of quarters to fly those supermarket planes.

We are all someone else on these boards and in cyberspace. Yet, I am me. I've lived a rich life full of family and friends and don't have to manufacture stories about the time that I flew jets while taking photos.

Having sex with a pilot, Drone, doesn't mean that you actually flew a plane. I think you needed to be grounded.

We all made choices on how we are going to relate to other posters on this board, BFW. You and Sarah/Scouries made yours of your own free will--and on this particularly thread, you and Sarah made the choice to come out of your corners spewing hatred and filth. I have no problem with how you've decided to perform here. If you were at all subtle about it, you might give some heartburn. But as you are, you are quite transparent, albeit more than a little cartoonish. Carry on.


fish/barrel

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

We all made choices on how we are going to relate to other posters on this board, BFW. You and Sarah/Scouries made yours of your own free will--and on this particularly thread, you and Sarah made the choice to come out of your corners spewing hatred and filth. I have no problem with how you've decided to perform here. If you were at all subtle about it, you might give some heartburn. But as you are, you are quite transparent, albeit more than a little cartoonish. Carry on.


fish/barrel

You've already been outted with not being a pilot, Drone. A real pilot put you in your place and you backtracked. You even wrote that you never flew a plane nor do you even have a pilot's license. I think you finished by writing that you had been to an airport several times and boarded a plane as a passenger.

Perhaps, you should confine your fiction to your stories and not try to puff yourself up by believing that you are all that you write.

I say to you again, #133, if you are so great, so published, so successful, then why, oh why, are you here?

I'm here, at least, was here, to write stories. Yet, I couldn't do that because of you and your crowd who bashed every one of my stories. Oh, yeah, I can prove that you bashed my stories, too, Drone.

Had you all left me alone. Had you all just allowed me to write my stories, you would not have turned me into the sour writer that I am now spewing my hatred at you.

So, tell your tall tales about how you used to be a pilot. Is that to say that you don't fly anymore? What will you make up to that?

You still have your pilot's license and still fly? You can't fly anymore since...the crash. You still have your license but don't have a plane. Make something up, Drone, that we all can believe.

Tell me, what kind of camera did you use in the plane. Of course, you didn't shoot with a hand held camera. What kind of lens was mounted on the wing or was it mounted on the wing. Where was it mounted? What were you shooting or is all this classified information?

If I were you, I'd parachute out of here before you're further exposed, Drone.

 

[sr71plt]

You've already been outted with not being a pilot, Drone. A real pilot put you in your place and you backtracked. You even wrote that you never flew a plane nor do you even have a pilot's license. I think you finished by writing that you had been to an airport several times and boarded a plane as a passenger.

You always do get around to blatant lies--and then at some point smile and say that people can't take a joke. There's no change in this pattern. I've always rather wondered what people who do this sort of thing on the Internet really think of themselves. I'm sure it's a very sad life.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You always do get around to blatant lies--and then at some point smile and say that people can't take a joke. There's no change in this pattern. I've always rather wondered what people who do this sort of thing on the Internet really think of themselves. I'm sure it's a very sad life.

It's interesting that you don't refute what I wrote. Rather, you deflect and make it a personal attack upon me. When, I'm only making observations, Drone. When, I'm only trying to set the record straight and show everyone who you tend to believe the fiction that you write is reality.

Tell us about the plane you flew. I have a friend who flew those planes. He reads this thread. He's with a group of ex-pilots from the RAF and they were big fans of my stories, until I stopped writing them.

I'd like to know more about your flying exploits, Drone. It's rather interesting that a pilot would just make a blind statement that he flew one of the premier planes in the world and then...nothing.

They just don't pick anyone to fly those planes. Did you know that? Where did you learn to fly?

So many questions that you must somehow research to answer. Perhaps, you could quickly Google a few answers to make those non-believers of your stories believers, Drone.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I think Drone is on the Internet googling the plane that he thinks he flew to add details to make us all believe that he really is a pilot. It's taking him a long time. Gees, I could have researched enough information by now that I'd have written a friggin story so believable that you'd all think I was a real Ace.

Hello? Drone? Where'd you go?

I think he's really pissed at me for outting him, yet, again.

Moreover, I don't think that he believes that I'm Stephen King or J. K. Rowling. Hey, if he doesn't believe that then I don't believe he's a pilot.

Hold on, I have John Travolta on the phone.

"Hey, John, how you doin'? Sorry, about your son. Listen, I have a guy here claiming to be a big time pilot. Yeah, he's making up stories. I mean, it's obvious even to me, you know, that the guy's is a fraud. I mean, it's bad enough that he's telling everyone that he's a big time, successful author, but now, he's telling everyone that he flew, are you ready for this? SR71's. Yeah, I know the bad boys. Wait, stop laughing, John 'cause you're making me laugh. I know. What a crock of shit, huh? Listen, give my love to Kell. Take care."

Well, you've heard it right from the horses mouth, Drone. You're nothing but a crock of shit.

By the way...I'm still one of the best writers on this site. I bet that pisses you off, huh?

 

[sr71plt]

IHello? Drone? Where'd you go?

Off to write a story as well. It seemed the more creative use of my time.

 

[sarahhh]

I'm quite pleased with what the general reader can take from this thread.

There are no general readers on this thread. There is you, me, scouries, BFW, and a bunch of alts.

Hey, I tried to engage you in a "substantive discussion" like you requested on post #5789. But there you go saying I'm scouries again. I mean, how the fuck would you feel if somebody said you were scouries?

No, I don't think you are an alt like Bitchchick said I said. I never said that. But you do try to baffle everybody with bullshit just like the alts.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Off to write a story as well. It seemed the more creative use of my time.

You missed your idol, John Travolta. I had him on the phone while you were researching SR71's on Google, I mean, while you were making more creative use of your time by writing another story.

Maybe you should change your name to PaperAirplane71. Just a thought. I'm only trying to help. Gees, you don't have to start crying. Gawd. I hate it when a grown man cries.

Here's another roll of quarters. Yeah, I know, you thought it was my cock in my pants. Just take the quarters and go ride your plane over there before a mother comes out with her kid and wants to ride the plane.

Well, that should keep him off Scouries thread for a while.

 

[sr71plt]

There are no general readers on this thread. There is you, me, scouries, BFW, and a bunch of alts.

Hey, I tried to engage you in a "substantive discussion" like you requested on post #5789. But there you go saying I'm scouries again. I mean, how the fuck would you feel if somebody said you were scouries?

No, I don't think you are an alt like Bitchchick said I said. I never said that. But you do try to baffle everybody with bullshit just like the alts.

Interesting that you would claim to know who reads this thread.

I responded to any substantive discussion you gave with substantive responses. My last response to you was entirely civil and entirely responsive to the substance of your questions.

And I have never gone after you in any way on any previous thread discussion until responding to your choice to slam me on this thread. That you decided to move into that sort of relationship was entirely your choice.

And continues to be. You choose. I'm not at all embarrassed at how the exchange has gone so far.

 

[sarahhh]

Besides, all he writes is incest. There is no e-pub out there who will accept it.

Oh, well I thought your publishing empire did. I'm just going by your Submissions page rating the heat level of your offerings that says:

eXcess 4: Seriously taboo. This is the controversial category, and will contain things like incest, elements of non-consent, age-play, etc.

Well, you got that right. Incest is the hottest of the hot. Scouries could, what's the word for 10 times, your profits. But what's another million to somebody like you.

 

[sarahhh]

Interesting that you would claim to know who reads this thread.

Good point, like the one on the top of your head.

I don't know who reads this thread. I would guess that it's you, me, BFW, and a bunch of alts, because that's who posts. But who knows, the FBI (and I'm not talking about Female Body Inspectors like scouries and BFW) could be reading it.

 

[sarahhh]

Good point, like the one on the top of your head.

I don't know who reads this thread. I would guess that it's you, me, BFW, and a bunch of alts, because that's who posts. But who knows, the FBI (and I'm not talking about Female Body Inspectors like scouries and BFW) could be reading it.

I didn't mention scouries reading it because he has Gabby read it and summarize information of redeeming social and erotic value, which doesn't include anything you ever said.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I didn't mention scouries reading it because he has Gabby read it and summarize information of redeeming social and erotic value, which doesn't include anything you ever said.

The problem isn't talking to yourself; it's when you start to answer . . .

 

[sr71plt]

Good point, like the one on the top of your head.

I don't know who reads this thread. I would guess that it's you, me, BFW, and a bunch of alts, because that's who posts. But who knows, the FBI (and I'm not talking about Female Body Inspectors like scouries and BFW) could be reading it.

I don't agonize over who reads it. Whoever does is certainly welcome to form their own opinions of the people posting here. I think each poster has spoken typically and tellingly for him/herself.

Assuming you're happy with what you've posted, we're all happy.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, well I thought your publishing empire did. I'm just going by your Submissions page rating the heat level of your offerings that says:

eXcess 4: Seriously taboo. This is the controversial category, and will contain things like incest, elements of non-consent, age-play, etc.

Well, you got that right. Incest is the hottest of the hot. Scouries could, what's the word for 10 times, your profits. But what's another million to somebody like you.

Actually, I'd be please to see eXcessica publish you under any of your alts. That would certainly make comparisons a lot easier and then no one would be puffing up about the "woulda/coulda/shoulda" possibilities. Presumably incest would do as well in the marketplace comparably as it does here at Lit. There doesn't have to be a real storyline or half-decent writing at all. There's still apparently a large audience for it. And I'm all for pleasing the audience.

 

[michchick98]

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