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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I saw plenty of homeless when I was in Boston Freddie. It's hosers like you who turn a blind eye to them and pretend they don't exist. So you keep sipping your espresso in that nice warm cafe on Newbury Street.

Think about those same people in YOUR own town when you're driving your Ferrarri or curling up on a cold winter night by a warm fire.

Think about those same people in YOUR town when you sit down to a huge feast at Thanksgiving or Christmas in your nice cozy apartment or condo or wherever it is you live.

Then go back out on the streets and tell those same people how wonderful the city of Boston is, okay?

And as for the Lions, well I'm not responsible for how the sports teams do in this town, so if you're trying to insult me, you've failed miserably.

Besides, I'm a Red Wings fan and if you wanna compare, how many Stanley Cups have the Bruins won over the last ten years? Oh wait, I know the answer...that'd be ZERO!! As a matter of fact, hasn't it been about 37 years since they've won a Cup? Yeah. Thought so.

Why don't you go back to your nice comfy house/apartment/condo and keep on spouting off about how great Boston is. Before you do that, why don't you make your rounds in downtown Boston again and tell all those homeless people how wonderful their city is.

Actually, I do more for the homeless and give more to the homeless organizations in one month than you earn in a decade of collecting welfare and food stamps.

 

[michchick98]

Actually, I do more for the homeless and give more to the homeless organizations in one month than you earn in a decade of collecting welfare and food stamps.

You can say whatever you want if it makes you sleep better at night, Freddie. Bottom line is Boston is in the top 20 as far as most homeless population in the country. So even with all your charitable contributions, it's not enough.

You could give every penny you made on your supposed lottery winnings and still not do enough, yet you'll sit there all smug and self righteous with your expresso, your expensive car, your expensive home and brag about how much you give to charity while insulting everyone else because they don't have it as good as you.

Like I said, whatever makes you sleep better at night, sunshine.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

It's just that you're always thinking small.

It's genetic.

At least, that's what they tell everyone!

 

[michchick98]

Actually, I do more for the homeless and give more to the homeless organizations in one month than you earn in a decade of collecting welfare and food stamps.

And you think your little comment about welfare and foodstamps is funny Freddie? Well, it's not. It's sad and pathetic really.

With the state this country's in right now, you'd think you could show a little more compassion for those who haven't got it so good right now.

But you can't because supposedly you've been collecting payments on lottery winnings for the last twenty years. Well, goody fucking two shoes for you.

It's people like you and Scouries and Sarahh who make this country not such a nice place anymore.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning and wonder if you'll have a job or not.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning wondering if this is the day you're gonna be served eviction papers because you can't afford to pay rent.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning and wonder if when you walk out to your car, if it'll even be there or if it's been reposessed because you can't afford your payments any longer.

I'm sure none of you can watch as your elderly parents struggle to keep their house and even though you can't afford it yourself, you give them as much money as you can to help them out.

So go ahead and laugh at those less fortunate then you Freddie. Then go order yourself another espresso and shove it up your ass.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You can say whatever you want if it makes you sleep better at night, Freddie. Bottom line is Boston is in the top 20 as far as most homeless population in the country. So even with all your charitable contributions, it's not enough.

You could give every penny you made on your supposed lottery winnings and still not do enough, yet you'll sit there all smug and self righteous with your expresso, your expensive car, your expensive home and brag about how much you give to charity while insulting everyone else because they don't have it as good as you.

Like I said, whatever makes you sleep better at night, sunshine.

Wow, you're right. You last point really hit home with me. Now, I have no idea how I'll ever sleep in my huge bedroom suite, the one with the Tempur-Pedic mattress, the same one that Oprah has, with my Tempur-Pedic pillows and 1,200 thread count Egyptian sheets.

Have you ever experienced a Tempur-Pedic mattress, Sheryl?

Trust me, you'll never lose any sleep no matter what is happening in the world, so long as you are sleeping on a Tempur-Pedic. The only other things on par with a Tempur-Pedic mattress is my Hermin Miller Aeron chair and my Recaro seat in my car. I figure, when my ass is comfortable, (Gees, I hope Ace doesn't read that comment that I made about my ass. He'll get all excited.), I am, too.

Never mind, I have a feeling that I'll sleep well.

By the way, at least your comments are better constructed, inventive, and more creative than fat Selena's comments. Certainly, you are a much better writer than she is. If she ever dared showed her real photo, instead of the photo of her pregnant friend or some unsuspecting stranger that she loves parading across the board, we'd all see how fat (not pregnant) and ugly she really is.

Have another cheese doodle, Selena.

"Yawn."

I think I'll take a nap. All this talk about not having trouble sleeping...is making me sleepy.

"Good night."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And you think your little comment about welfare and foodstamps is funny Freddie? Well, it's not. It's sad and pathetic really.

With the state this country's in right now, you'd think you could show a little more compassion for those who haven't got it so good right now.

But you can't because supposedly you've been collecting payments on lottery winnings for the last twenty years. Well, goody fucking two shoes for you.

It's people like you and Scouries and Sarahh who make this country not such a nice place anymore.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning and wonder if you'll have a job or not.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning wondering if this is the day you're gonna be served eviction papers because you can't afford to pay rent.

I'm sure none of you can imagine what it's like to wake up every morning and wonder if when you walk out to your car, if it'll even be there or if it's been reposessed because you can't afford your payments any longer.

I'm sure none of you can watch as your elderly parents struggle to keep their house and even though you can't afford it yourself, you give them as much money as you can to help them out.

So go ahead and laugh at those less fortunate then you Freddie. Then go order yourself another espresso and shove it up your ass.

"Shit you're right. That reminds me. I'm almost out of champagne. Thanks for the reminder Sheryl. You're a peach. Oh, and it's too bad about your loser folks. I feel bad, kind of, not really, well not at all. Maybe if they had a better daughter who didn't post here 24/7, they could afford food and heat for their house."

By the way, if you need a job, I need a pee holder for when I take a piss. You could hold my cock for me. It's annoying holding my champagne glass and talking on my Blackberry while trying to take a piss. Do you want the job? It pays more in a year than you could possibly earn in your miserable, troubled life. Let me know. I'm interviewing this week. Ace has already applied for the job, but just as I'm not gay, I'm not an equal opportunity employer.

 

[michchick98]

"Shit you're right. That reminds me. I'm almost out of champagne. Thanks for the reminder Sheryl. You're a peach. Oh, and it's too bad about your loser folks. I feel bad, kind of, not really, well not at all. Maybe if they had a better daughter who didn't post here 24/7, they could afford food and heat for their house."

By the way, if you need a job, I need a pee holder for when I take a piss. You could hold my cock for me. It's annoying holding my champagne glass and talking on my Blackberry while trying to take a piss. Do you want the job? It pays more in a year than you could possibly earn in your miserable, troubled life. Let me know. I'm interviewing this week. Ace has already applied for the job, but just as I'm not gay, I'm not an equal opportunity employer.

You're a pathetic excuse for a human being Freddie. Have another bottle of champagne. Celebrate the fact that you're a crass, shallow, self-centered loser with an ugly soul and and even uglier heart.

Hold your head high Freddie. Let the world see what kind of a man you really are. Be proud of yourself for belittling and degrading those who have less than you. Go join your rich friends who brag about giving to charities, but couldn't give two shits about the charities they give to, they're only doing it for the tax deduction.

Yeah, hold your head high.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm more creative when I take a piss...

I would argue that's when you're at your most creative!

"It's annoying holding my champagne glass and talking on my Blackberry while trying to take a piss.

You can't even do the ONE thing you're good at correctly?

Really?

Truly pathetic.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You're a pathetic excuse for a human being Freddie. Have another bottle of champagne. Celebrate the fact that you're a crass, shallow, self-centered loser with an ugly soul and and even uglier heart.

Hold your head high Freddie. Let the world see what kind of a man you really are. Be proud of yourself for belittling and degrading those who have less than you. Go join your rich friends who brag about giving to charities, but couldn't give two shits about the charities they give to, they're only doing it for the tax deduction.

Yeah, hold your head high.

Wow, you've given me insight. You've inspired me to write a story. It must suck being poor. It must suck being you. No wonder why you are so angry. Now that I think of it, I don't think I'd want you holding my cock when I take a piss. You had your chance but you blew it. Oh, don't take that comment the wrong way. There's no way I'd ever let you blow me. Oh, and tell your Mom that because of all the nasty things you've been writing about me, she can't blow me anymore either. Now, you'll be in the shithouse with your folks. My income for you mother giving me blowjobs was the only income they had.

Ta ta

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You can't even do the ONE thing you're good at correctly?

Really?

Truly pathetic.

You're just an amazing writer Selena. How do you do it?

Fourteen words, twenty-one syllables, sixty-three letters, you are concise as you are a master or is it mistress with the English language.

Boy, yet, again, you told me off in spades, I mean, not so much in words, since there were only 14 of them, but when reading between the lines...wow!

I don't think the people, the other writers, around her appreciate the talent that you have. Truly, I'm in awe. I have a confession. To be honest, the only reason why I write here on this board, and especially on Scouries thread, is to have the distinct pleasure, the honor, of being lambasted by you. Your words are like magic. I shall carry them with me to my grave.

Oh, my God! Wow! "Truly pathetic."

The fact that you continually use that phrase still doesn't take anything away from it, you know. Every time you call me "truly pathetic" brings new meaning when I analyze what you are really writing that, in fact, you are in awe of me and can't help yourself from following me around from thread to thread. Somehow how you think that my God given talent for witty writing will rub off on you.

Hey, Honey, if shit sticks, I'll be happy to take a dump on you any time. Just like me know what I can shit a big smelly one on your head and have it ooze and drip down your face and down your fat, smelly body.

"Truly pathetic." That's...another...good one...yet, again. Thanks.

Bye

 

[scouries]

freddie, what happened to you Avatar thing, the pic of POLO? bring him back!

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Happy Birthday to you​

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday Dear “Daddy,” I Whispered

Happy Birthday to you​

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Yes LITEROTICA’S greatest story just had a birthday. It’s third.

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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And all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would just like to wish Stephanie James and her father many happy returns and to thank them for all the pleasure they’ve brought to millions of readers.

And of course we also appreciate the ROYALTIES you’ve generated that have made all our lives easier.

 

[michchick98]

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Happy Birthday to you​

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday Dear “Daddy,” I Whispered

Happy Birthday to you​

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Yes LITEROTICA’S most asinine story just had a birthday. It’s third puke inducing year!

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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And all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would just like to wish Stephanie James and her father many happy returns and to thank them for all the nausea they’ve brought to millions of readers.

And of course we also appreciate the Monopoly Money you’ve generated that have made all our lives easier.

.....

 

[michchick98]

"Shit you're right. That reminds me. I'm almost out of champagne. Thanks for the reminder Sheryl. You're a peach. Oh, and it's too bad about your loser folks. I feel bad, kind of, not really, well not at all. Maybe if they had a better daughter who didn't post here 24/7, they could afford food and heat for their house."

Kinda the pot calling the kettle black, ain't it Freddie? I mean I have 1200 posts here, you have 1500. So who's here more? And what the fuck does my posting here have to do with my parents not being able to afford food and heat for their house?

By the way, if you need a job, I need a pee holder for when I take a piss. You could hold my cock for me. It's annoying holding my champagne glass and talking on my Blackberry while trying to take a piss. Do you want the job? It pays more in a year than you could possibly earn in your miserable, troubled life. Let me know. I'm interviewing this week. Ace has already applied for the job, but just as I'm not gay, I'm not an equal opportunity employer.

Go get another espresso and shut the fuck up asshole.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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Happy Birthday to you​

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday Dear “Daddy,” I Whispered

Happy Birthday to you​

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Yes LITEROTICA’S greatest story just had a birthday. It’s third.

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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And all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would just like to wish Stephanie James and her father many happy returns and to thank them for all the pleasure they’ve brought to millions of readers.

And of course we also appreciate the ROYALTIES you’ve generated that have made all our lives easier.

Polo is pissed with the treatment I've received from some of the whackos who haunt this site. I don't want to mention names, ah, ah, ah, SelenaMichChickAce. Sorry, God bless me.

He wants nothing to do with this site. He said he's way above many of my critics. Can you imagine that? Even my dog feels superior to...ah, ah, ah, SelenaMichChickAceStarrkersPrincessAirHead. Gees, sorry that was a big one. God bless me.

I promised to buy him Polo sunglasses and a Polo hat. Maybe, he'll feel better and make an appearance once he's wearing his shades and hat, so he won't be recognized.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Kinda the pot calling the kettle black, ain't it Freddie? I mean I have 1200 posts here, you have 1500. So who's here more? And what the fuck does my posting here have to do with my parents not being able to afford food and heat for their house?

I don't know. How come your parents aren't able to afford food and heat for their house. Listen, I just heard on the news that the place to go for employment, the place to go to turn your life around, the place to go for prosperity...are you ready?

"Fargo, fucking fargo. Hey, it can't be any colder than Detroit. Tell you Dad to pack up the Chevy Caprice wagon and head for Fargo. Their unemployment rate is under 3%. Shit, you may even get lucky and find a job yourself. Shit happens.

You would have to change your identity from MichChick to FatAndLonelyInFargo. Sorry, but the fact that you don't even have a boyfriend, never mind a husband and kids, rears it's ugly head no matter where you live, huh?

I know, instead of picking a name so depressing as FatAndLonelyInFargo, maybe you can pick more of a generic name, such as FuckedInFargo, although you do have a point, who the Hell would want to fuck you. Maybe, you should just go with FargoFemale. Yeah, I kind of like that. It has a nice ring to it.

You can even post photos of someone else like Selena does. Who knows, you may meet a retarded blind guy looking to experience his first girlfriend. If you find a blind retard, you can tell him that you're blonde. You can tell him that you have big tits, but they don't feel so big because, uhm, oh, I know, you're stomach is swollen. Yeah, you can tell him that he made you pregnant and that you're going to have is Fargoan baby. Is it Fargoan or Fargowan. I still like fucked in Fargo.

Hey, fucked in Detroit or fucked in Fargo, what does it matter Princess? You're still fucked, only without the sex, of course.

 

[sarahhh]

The bottom line is you have to actually get a book published before you can start talking about its sales figures. Talk to me after you've done step one.

Did you figure it out yet, Ace?

Selena gave you a clue over on the Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY)

 

[sadangel]

<wonders why it is that train wrecks are so fascinating>
<continues to watch this train wreck in progress>

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Did you figure it out yet, Ace?

Selena gave you a clue over on the Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY)

Oh, you mean the book your uncle published and you pimped out by giving away pictures of someone else's nude breast as a bribe for sales/reviews?

Pul-eeze. Talk to me after eXcessica's books have been out for four years, then we'll compare ranks.

And none of us have used someone else's nude photos to whore our books, either... go figure...

 

[sr71plt]

Did you figure it out yet, Ace?

Selena gave you a clue over on the Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY)

Yes, indeedy. You didn't notice what I posted over there on that. Gather all of your nasty diabribes together, dear. You'll need them.

Although, as Sadangel suggests, when you blow a gasket perhaps you should come back here to do it. We like to keep the likes of you (and all your Scouries alts) and Freddie corralled in one sewer and that other thread is for active authors--not someplace for you to need to visit.

fish/barrel

 

[michchick98]

I don't know. How come your parents aren't able to afford food and heat for their house. Listen, I just heard on the news that the place to go for employment, the place to go to turn your life around, the place to go for prosperity...are you ready?

My parents are retired, fuckhead. They have a limited income. That's all I'm offering up to you, because frankly, I don't give a shit what you think about me. I don't come into ANY thread and blatantly attack ANYONE without first being provoked. You claim you don't either, but out of the blue, you started in on Ace when he wasn't even addressing you.

Then you go on the defensive and start insulting people and try to turn the tables in your favor. Well, guess what, sunshine, people already know how you operate.

So you go right ahead and continue to insult me and my family and make fun of the people less fortunate than yourself. And when you die, sad and alone, think back to your days here and ponder....I mean REALLY ponder....why you're alone and why no one wants anything to do with you.

You're a fucking coward, Freddie. Whenever anyone points out the obvious, just like your fuck buddy scouries, you fling the insults without a care in the world. As I said, ugly soul, ugly heart.

By the way, weren't you leaving Lit? I mean you made such a grandiose exit with your last story late in December after your year long cry-baby session about losing Survivor. So why are you still here?

More importantly, I should ask myself why I'm even wasting my time responding to a worthless piece of shit like you. I'm done with you. Hurl your insults all you want, you're no longer worth my time.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Fargo, think Fargo. Fargo is beckoning you, MichChick or FuckedInFargo. It's a balmy 5 degrees there today. It's so cold that you can't smell the stench of the rotting tundra. Fargo, you must go to Fargo. Get away from Detroit. Go to Fargo."

 

[sarahhh]

Pul-eeze. Talk to me after eXcessica's books have been out for four years, then we'll compare ranks.

Actually, the sales rank gets worse, not better, after the first several months after the book is published. Mine was much better than it is now, way back when. I'll have to go check on what it was.

 

[michchick98]

"blah, blah, blah, gurgle, yammer, drool, snort."

.....

 

[sarahhh]

Yes, indeedy. You didn't notice what I posted over there on that.

LMFAO. Yeah, you finally figured it out AFTER those posts.

Incidentally, the reason why I don't have more books published, but will soon, is right here on this thread. I'd rather hear you talk some more with your head up your ass than do your homework for you again.

 

[sr71plt]

LMFAO. Yeah, you finally figured it out AFTER those posts.

Incidentally, the reason why I don't have more books published, but will soon, is right here on this thread. I'd rather hear you talk some more with your head up your ass than do your homework for you again.

Fish/Barrel

(At least you apparently have run out of nasty gas--for the moment.)