Topless cafe in Maine gives neighbors the jitters - yahoo oddnews

[AllardChardon]

Topless cafe in Maine gives neighbors the jitters

VASSALBORO, Maine – Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Information from: Kennebec Journal, http://www.kjonline.com/

***Coffee, Tea or Titties?

 

[DesertPirate]

A splash could be devistating

 

[midwestyankee]

Now I have yet another reason to go home for a visit this summer: I grew up about 10 miles from this café.

I wonder if my mother might enjoy going for a cup of tea to celebrate her birthday....hmmmm.

 

[AllardChardon]

Yes, they must have to be very careful around the espresso machine.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes, they must have to be very careful around the espresso machine.

On the other hand, one of the quoted waitresses reported that she willingly hugs the nice customers.

 

[3113]

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby.?

Well, first, I'm glad they're equal minded here and everyone goes topless. Second...do they have free internet?

 

[AllardChardon]

Yes, I appreciated the topless male and the couple stopping by. I wonder what the topic of conversation at the coffee house was this morning? Do you think they are real?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish I could remember where my grandparents used to live in Maine...

Not that it makes any difference. They moved back to New Jersey years ago.

 

[AllardChardon]

It would be a fun place to visit, if I ever get to the east coast.

 

[jeninflorida]

There was a topless donut place some where in Oregon I think. In today’s times…every business needs a way to attract new customers! Lol

Topless cafe in Maine gives neighbors the jitters

VASSALBORO, Maine – Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Information from: Kennebec Journal, http://www.kjonline.com/

***Coffee, Tea or Titties?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

A friend sent me a series of photos of a restaurant "somewhere in Scandinavia" where the menu is written on the bare skin of the waitress. And not just the top, either. Unfortunately, I couldn't find out where it is. Maybe Liar can help?

 

[KarennaC]

I used to live in Vassalboro. There isn't a hell of a lot there. This donut shop will probably triple the population some days. lol

 

[OzArrian]

So how do they put milk in your coffee?

 

[AllardChardon]

Choices are cream, half and half, lowfat, soy or breast milk, right? Kidding.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Bare-chested waiters, eh?

At least I know I have a fallback career.

 

[midwestyankee]

I used to live in Vassalboro. There isn't a hell of a lot there. This donut shop will probably triple the population some days. lol

I thought I remembered you mentioning that you'd lived in the town next to East Vassalboro (remember Bert and I?).

Maybe we should get up a Maine Litogether and meet for donuts and coffee.

 

[trysail]

...(remember Bert and I?).

Ayuh. Old Berrrrrrt and I. What a hoot!

Bare-chested? Down East? In February? No thanks!
The Pine Tree State has two seasons: winter and July.

'tween Augusta and Waterville, where the Kennebec flows.

 

[midwestyankee]

[="DarkGreen"]

Ayuh. Old Berrrrrrt and I. What a hoot!

Bare-chested? Down East? In February? No thanks!
The Pine Tree State has two seasons: winter and July.

'tween Augusta and Waterville, where the Kennebec flows.

Last I checked, most of the homes and businesses had central heat and running water. That bare-chested waiter or waitress is working in a 70 degree interior behind what are probably much more sturdy windows than you'll see elsewhere in the country.

Winter is simply a little less convenient for golf and a lot more convenient for skiing and snow shoeing. The ice fishing is safer in January than it is in July as well.

 

[Jack_Samuel]

A friend sent me a series of photos of a restaurant "somewhere in Scandinavia" where the menu is written on the bare skin of the waitress. And not just the top, either. Unfortunately, I couldn't find out where it is. Maybe Liar can help?

yeah i remember that one too. It might be just me but i love this type of thing. its not a strip club but you can still get an adult experience with the missus

 

[voluptuary_manque]

yeah i remember that one too. It might be just me but i love this type of thing. its not a strip club but you can still get an adult experience with the missus

Absolutely! I just wish I knew where it is.

 

[TE999]

If the coffee and pastries are second rate, all the flesh this side of Vegas ain't gonna help business once the novelty wears off.

I enjoy a perky set of ta-ta's as much as the next guy, but I gotta have decent coffee or I am outta there.

 

[midwestyankee]

If the coffee and pastries are second rate, all the flesh this side of Vegas ain't gonna help business once the novelty wears off.

I enjoy a perky set of ta-ta's as much as the next guy, but I gotta have decent coffee or I am outta there.

Do you have reason to believe that this is the case, or do you just like to be the cynic in residence?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Do you have reason to believe that this is the case, or do you just like to be the cynic in residence?

Nah, Tom's just coming up with excuses for not driving all the way to Maine!

 

[midwestyankee]

Nah, Tom's just coming up with excuses for not driving all the way to Maine!

Wuss! I make the drive at least once and often twice a year from Chicago. Generally I do all the driving and it only takes about 20 hours.

I think he's afraid of discovering once and for all that he doesn't live in the most beautiful part of the world.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

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