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[scouries]

misshickpilot????

QUOTE ace Your idea of "meaningful" numbers is pure fantasy--as it so often pointed out here. Everything that actually means anything can easily be retrieved--on both of us. Anyone interested in can find for themselves. You're not worth any of my effort whatsoever

Then why are you spending so much time and effort posting here?

As to your statement about numbers that - “can easily be retrieved” - c’mon ace, stop dissembling man.

How many VIEWS do your stories receive? A simple question. Easily answered. No great effort required.

How many VOTES?

The only person who can provide these figures is you. Be a man! Provide them.

And having misshick answer for you is a new low in the pilot chronicles… just saying…

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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were shocked to see you stoop so low...

I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my numbers…

[size=+2]Dolphins write longer “books” than our pal ace… and outsell him…[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

I have no need to play in your la la fantasy land of self-promotion and manufactured stats, Scouries. Everything's right here and easily indexed for any reader who would like to compare my erotic writing credentials and prowess with yours and Freddie's and anyone else's, and they are welcome to reach their own conclusions.

It's obvious that if you or Freddie had any real publishing credits/ability they would be strung on this forum with spotlights on them.

Beyond that, I'm quite pleased with what this thread reveals to the casual reader (and to any reader really beyond you/your myriad alts and Freddie/BFW). If you and Freddie are pleased with what you've posted, we're all happy.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

As to your statement about numbers that - “can easily be retrieved” - c’mon ace, stop dissembling man.

God, isn't it hot when he uses big words? Almost correctly?

 

[michchick98]

And having misshick answer for you is a new low in the pilot chronicles… just saying…

I wasn't answering for him, I was merely reinforcing what he's already stated. If you're making money from this site, if you're well and truly a published author making money, not Monopoly money, but REAL money, on THIS SITE (or anywhere else for that matter), you'd have no problems producing solid proof of that.

But you continue to spout off about nonsensical bullshit and numbers on a FREE site, which mean absolutely NOTHING to anyone but you. You're the only one whose little needle dick gets hard at the mention of more page views and more numbers.

No one else fucking cares about your views or votes. You can have millions of hits and millions of votes, but all you'll ever be is a 2-bit writer for a FREE PORN site.

And actually, I don't think most people would even pay 2-bits for your writing.

Now, weren't you gonna start your own site and leave the rest of us in peace? When's that happening, I'll mark my calendar.

 

[sarahhh]

Good news. Most of my eXcessica books are available in print. Just go to Amazon.com.



Request #6: What books, where?

You made a very valid point over on the “Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY) yesterday when you said, “. . . selling a book is a whole heck of a lot harder than either writing it or getting it printed.”

Exactly. Those are your words. Anybody can write a book and get it printed. Ah, but now the real issue—selling it.

So direct me to a book in print of yours that has sold well at Amazon.com.

Frankly, I doubt any of the authors here who go on and on incessantly about their wonderful books (and castigate certain others about not being published) can point me to a book in print of theirs at Amazon.com that reflects having made much more than enough scratch to feed the chickens. And the e-books are even more much ado about mostly nothing.

And if you would have looked at his profile, you wouldn't have to ask 6 times.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

blahblahblahblahblah

You really, truly are the most pathetic human being I've ever come across. And I didn't think that was possible after meeting Spoutrahhhhhhhh.

I hope some day you get the help you really need.

Maybe the stimulus package will help pay for your therapy. Or at least medication.

Poor, poor Fredericka/Freddie he/she/it...whatever you are.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You really, truly are the most pathetic human being I've ever come across. And I didn't think that was possible after meeting Spoutrahhhhhhhh.

I hope some day you get the help you really need.

Maybe the stimulus package will help pay for your therapy. Or at least medication.

Poor, poor Fredericka/Freddie he/she/it...whatever you are.

Wow, I guess you told me off, huh? ...and you're a writer here?

I'm more creative when I take a piss than when you make a retort, Honey.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I'm more creative when I take a piss . . .

I would argue that's when you're at your most creative!

 

[scouries]

i guess his numbers are still in the closet...

QUOTE ACE I have no need to play in your la la fantasy land…

So why do you? I’d suggest you join your friends cloudy, miss o, misshick, et al on the various birthday and get well threads.

You know ace you don’t have to be embarrassed by your numbers. Each author finds his own niche and you’ve found yours. I’ve always believed (as has the QUEEN ) that there’s a place for everyone here on LITEROTICA. I believe that a good first step for someone in your situation would be to try to throw away your fears of rejection by baring your numbers. Stand up proudly, unashamed.

Gosh, freddies pal anna_maria69 is back! What the heck did I ever do to you anyway? freddie and I have both tried to help you. Again and again…

BTW how hot did it make you? how about …discombobulate…

QUOTE misshick And actually, I don't think most people would even pay 2-bits…

Your February ScouriesWorld surprise package is in the mail hon. As usual the $99.99 will be charged to your credit card.

QUOTE sarahhh Exactly…Those are your words. Anybody can write a book and get it printed. Ah, but now the real issue—selling it.

Why is it that its only sarahhh who gets it? (except for hockey)

QUOTE serena Poor, poor Fredericka/Freddie he/she/it...whatever you are…

Jail's hardened you babe…

I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my numbers…

[size=+2]Dolphins like freddie…[/size]

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Gosh, freddies pal anna_maria69 is back! What the heck did I ever do to you anyway?

It's more what you didn't do to me (or for me), sweetie.

freddie and I have both tried to help you. Again and again…

You boys are hard enough tutors. It's just that you're always thinking small.

BTW how hot did it make you? how about …discombobulate…

My chest was heaving and damp with perspiration.

 

[sr71plt]

You made a very valid point over on the “Literotica Authors and Their Books (For Literotica Authors ONLY) yesterday when you said, “. . . selling a book is a whole heck of a lot harder than either writing it or getting it printed.”

Exactly. Those are your words. Anybody can write a book and get it printed. Ah, but now the real issue—selling it.

So direct me to a book in print of yours that has sold well at Amazon.com.

Frankly, I doubt any of the authors here who go on and on incessantly about their wonderful books (and castigate certain others about not being published) can point me to a book in print of theirs at Amazon.com that reflects having made much more than enough scratch to feed the chickens. And the e-books are even more much ado about mostly nothing.

And if you would have looked at his profile, you wouldn't have to ask 6 times.

The bottom line is you have to actually get a book published before you can start talking about its sales figures. Talk to me after you've done step one. (But, since you asked, I do quite well across the board, thank you very much. I don't really know what the erotica profits are--because I don't claim any of them--you'd have to beat that number out of Selena. Like Freddie likes to say, I do that for the fun--and because I make enough money out of the mainstream not to need it from the erotica.)


What was it you thought was in Freddie's profile?--other than a claim that he's in the witness protection program, which I can well understand.

(gawd, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.)

 

[michchick98]

QUOTE misshick And actually, I don't think most people would even pay 2-bits…

Your February ScouriesWorld surprise package is in the mail hon.

Oh good, my supply of vomit bags was running low.

As usual the $99.99 will be charged to your credit card.

Not that I'd pay you a dime, but the credit card info you have is from a card that no longer exists. Guess you gotta take the loss out of your Monopoly money, huh?

sarahhh Exactly…Those are your words. Anybody can write a book and get it printed, just look at me. I've got a book in print and I only had to blow my uncle once to get it published! Ah, but now the real issue—selling it, guess more hand-jobs for my dog are in order.

Why is it that its only sarahhh who gets it? (except for hockey)

Maybe because you and her are the same person and you've both had sex with family members and probably a few family pets, too.

I’m james r scouries and I’m man enough to post my fake numbers…

Nice to see you finally admitting it.

[size=+2]Dolphins think freddie's a dim-witted fruit-cake…[/size]

Now that wasn't a very nice thing to say about someone you consider a friend. But then again, you've said far worse about him.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I would argue that's when you're at your most creative!

Thank you, then you won't mind if I splash my creativity all over your face (lol).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I would argue that's when you're at your most creative!

"Say Ah!"

 

[sarahhh]

The bottom line is you have to actually get a book published before you can start talking about its sales figures. Talk to me after you've done step one.

LMFAO.

You're a blowhard. No pun intended. You rant and rage and pay no attention, other than to listen to yourself talk dumb shit.

 

[sr71plt]

LMFAO.

You're a blowhard. No pun intended. You rant and rage and pay no attention, other than to listen to yourself talk dumb shit.

I guess pointing out that you guys have no leg to stand on in peashooting darts at anything anyone actually publishes for real royalties has hit a raw nerve, huh?

Well, when there's no point to be made, there's always namecalling.

Any particular reason you felt compelled to be nasty? I haven't posted anything here that wasn't in direct (and, comparatively very mild and polite) response to a nasty posting demanding comment by BFW or you, Scouries, in one of your alts.

Jealousy? Envy? Frustration over your failure to pull the wool over anyone's eyes? Or all of the above?

If you don't want to get burned, it's probably best not to try to pick a fight.

 

[sarahhh]

I guess pointing out that you guys have no leg to stand on in peashooting darts at anything anyone actually publishes for real royalties has hit a raw nerve, huh?

Well, when there's no point to be made, there's always namecalling.

Any particular reason you felt compelled to be nasty? I haven't posted anything here that wasn't in direct (and, comparatively very mild and polite) response to a nasty posting demanding comment by BFW or you, Scouries, in one of your alts.

Jealousy? Envy? Frustration over your failure to pull the wool over anyone's eyes? Or all of the above?

If you don't want to get burned, it's probably best not to try to pick a fight.

Oh, you really got me giggling now.

So you think I'm a scouries' alt too?

Well, if true, that means he is PUBLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my, and he is doing much better on Amazon.com with a book in print than you or any of the other wannabes who would have us believe they are hot shit, and can give up the day job (running a porn site).

 

[sr71plt]

Fish/Barrel.

 

[sarahhh]

Fish/Barrel.

What do you know about fish? I thought you liked the other.

Your books don't have a sales rank at Amazon.com because you haven't sold any books at Amazon.com yet. But we'll see your sales rank sooner or later. Probably later, what with 0 reviews and all. But hey, I'm just going by the ones at eXcessica. You keep saying you have mainstream best sellers under some other name. So prove it.

If you can't find my (scouries) book at Amazon.com, you are about as bright as a black hole. And if he is not my alt, or vice versa, he did muse me on the book.

Incidentally, BFW is the only one on this whole fucking thread who talks realistically about this publishing business. Most of the others who are mostly alts are just trying to blow smoke up somebody's ass, which you seem to really dig for some reason.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Why is everyone so mean on this thread? Some times, its funny; some times, its mean. Can't you all go fuck somebody and relax a little?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Why is everyone so mean on this thread? Some times, its funny; some times, its mean. Can't you all go fuck somebody and relax a little?

Ace can't help himself. He's an unhappy gay man. He wishes he was straight but he's...bi-sexual.

Selena pretends to be pregnant.

MichChick lives in Detroit...enough said. We all can't live in a cosmopolitan city, such as Boston.

Scouries and Sarahhh are the only normal people here, except for me.

 

[michchick98]

MichChick lives in Detroit...enough said. We all can't live in a cosmopolitan city, such as Boston.

I used to have a t-shirt that read: "Welcome to Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten."

And Boston ain't all that either, Freddo. I've been there and I'll take Detroit over Boston any day.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I used to have a t-shirt that read: "Welcome to Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten."

And Boston ain't all that either, Freddo. I've been there and I'll take Detroit over Boston any day.

Yes, it's understandable how you'd prefer standing around an open flamed trash barrel trying to keep warm, while I'm sipping my espresso in a cafe on Newbury Street.

Keep telling yourself that Detroit is better than Boston. When they find your bullet riddled body after the street animals have "eaten" off your t-shirt, maybe they'll be a glimmer of enlightenment just before taking your last breath.

"How 'bout those Detroit Lions? They give you something to root for, huh? Let's see, Red Sox, check, Celtics, check, Bruins, check, and Patriots, check, are all doing swell. Ah, it's great to be a sports fan in Boston."

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ace can't help himself. He's an unhappy gay man. He wishes he was straight but he's...bi-sexual.

Selena pretends to be pregnant.

MichChick lives in Detroit...enough said. We all can't live in a cosmopolitan city, such as Boston.

Scouries and Sarahhh are the only normal people here, except for me.

Well, if you lived East of the River, like I do, everyone loves everyone here. Its very tranquil and no stormy weather. Nice!

 

[michchick98]

Yes, it's understandable how you'd prefer standing around an open flamed trash barrel trying to keep warm, while I'm sipping my espresso in a cafe on Newbury Street.

Keep telling yourself that Detroit is better than Boston. When they find your bullet riddled body after the street animals have "eaten" off your t-shirt, maybe they'll be a glimmer of enlightenment just before taking your last breath.

"How 'bout those Detroit Lions? They give you something to root for, huh? Let's see, Red Sox, check, Celtics, check, Bruins, check, and Patriots, check, are all doing swell. Ah, it's great to be a sports fan in Boston."

I saw plenty of homeless when I was in Boston Freddie. It's hosers like you who turn a blind eye to them and pretend they don't exist. So you keep sipping your espresso in that nice warm cafe on Newbury Street.

Think about those same people in YOUR own town when you're driving your Ferrarri or curling up on a cold winter night by a warm fire.

Think about those same people in YOUR town when you sit down to a huge feast at Thanksgiving or Christmas in your nice cozy apartment or condo or wherever it is you live.

Then go back out on the streets and tell those same people how wonderful the city of Boston is, okay?

And as for the Lions, well I'm not responsible for how the sports teams do in this town, so if you're trying to insult me, you've failed miserably.

Besides, I'm a Red Wings fan and if you wanna compare, how many Stanley Cups have the Bruins won over the last ten years? Oh wait, I know the answer...that'd be ZERO!! As a matter of fact, hasn't it been about 37 years since they've won a Cup? Yeah. Thought so.

Why don't you go back to your nice comfy house/apartment/condo and keep on spouting off about how great Boston is. Before you do that, why don't you make your rounds in downtown Boston again and tell all those homeless people how wonderful their city is.