Note to Self: Hydrogen Peroxide Solution should not be applied directly to the eyes.

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[sadangel]

Ahem.

Those of you with contacts may understand.

You know that cleaning system that has the little diving bell? The one you put your contacts in and then sink it into the liquid while peroxide solution bubbles merrily about? The one that is eventually neutralized before you put 'em back in your eyes?

It works quite well. I've got the cleanest contacts around.

Of course, you really aren't supposed to take that cleaning solution and squirt it onto a contact before you place it into your eye.

That means blurred vision for a couple of days.

And constantly watering eyes.

And no contacts.

And pain.

Lots o' pain.

At least it happened now, instead of in Chicago in three weeks.



So - how's by you?

OWWW!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Another reminder of why I don't wear contacts.

Well, that, and I have utterly wonky astigmatism.

 

[midwestyankee]

I tried soaking my contacts in hydrogen peroxide, just like you described.


Now Outlook won't get my email for me.

 

[TE999]

Ahem.

Those of you with contacts may understand.

You know that cleaning system that has the little diving bell? The one you put your contacts in and then sink it into the liquid while peroxide solution bubbles merrily about? The one that is eventually neutralized before you put 'em back in your eyes?

It works quite well. I've got the cleanest contacts around.

Of course, you really aren't supposed to take that cleaning solution and squirt it onto a contact before you place it into your eye.

That means blurred vision for a couple of days.

And constantly watering eyes.

And no contacts.

And pain.

Lots o' pain.

At least it happened now, instead of in Chicago in three weeks.



So - how's by you?

Awwww...sorry, sweetie. Anything you can do to stop the hurting?

That stuff's used as rocket fuel, and it cleans contacts? Who woulda thunk it?

Chi-town in 3 weeks! Woohoo!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I tried soaking my contacts in hydrogen peroxide, just like you described.


Now Outlook won't get my email for me.

When you cook fatty food, don't dump the pan straight down the drain. Save it in a grease jar to throw out later. After a few weeks, Outlook should work again. Unless you have the Good Times Virus.

 

[midwestyankee]

When you cook fatty food, don't dump the pan straight down the drain. Save it in a grease jar to throw out later. After a few weeks, Outlook should work again. Unless you have the Good Times Virus.

Thanks. I've also heard that I should sacrifice a blind squab on my keyboard at sunrise for the next 11 days. Can't work to try both.

 

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[midwestyankee]

Laughing out loud!



Pain, yes. But it's nearly gone. I think I'll try contacts tomorrow.

Of course, I had to see the doctor about possible hydrogen peroxide poisoning - not that there's any cure, of course, but he thought it would be a good idea to check out my tits. Er, eyes.

Well, you wouldn't want your areolas to go all white now, would you?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Laughing out loud!



Pain, yes. But it's nearly gone. I think I'll try contacts tomorrow.

Of course, I had to see the doctor about possible hydrogen peroxide poisoning - not that there's any cure, of course, but he thought it would be a good idea to check out my tits. Er, eyes.

I can't remember: which one is it that women like us looking at? 'Cause I frequently forget.

 

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[AvoidingRealWork]

I frequently forget to look at your eyes when you're sitting there all nekkid.

 

[midwestyankee]

They're well-tanned, actually.

Ahem.

I'm not from Missouri, but, well you know the drill.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

They're well-tanned, actually.

Ahem.

The invitation to our club still stands, BTW.

 

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[midwestyankee]

Hokay. I have a new camera.

Lemme see what I can do.

Well, not that, but at least I can show you the bunny tan line.

Isn't that a little bit like bragging that you've grown a world-champion pumpkin and then showing me a picture of a dinky little tomato?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Your lovely wife looks better nekkid than me.

I would be a fool to argue with that (sorry ), but you'd look better nekkid than most of the folks who frequent the club. They just don't give a rat's bare ass.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I would be a fool to argue with that (sorry ), but you'd look better nekkid than most of the folks who frequent the club. They just don't give a rat's bare ass.

I fear I resemble that remark. Good reason for keeping the Levi's on.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I fear I resemble that remark. Good reason for keeping the Levi's on.

Bah, it's about body freedom, not what you look like.

 

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[TE999]

I was just asking someone if it was possible to wear a corset all of the time.

Even in the shower.

Now that's kinky. How about a bustier instead?

 

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[eudaemonia]

Well, you wouldn't want your areolas to go all white now, would you?

Now there's a mental tableaux: albino areolas ....

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