You might be an IDIOT

[Hotch]

I was reading another thread where an argument ensued about the safety of bindings you can’t escape from. This led me to think about risk mitigation and what are acceptable and unacceptable levels of risk. THAT got me to thinking that the first step in risk management is not to play with idiots… AND led to this thread.

So, as a tribute to the “You might be a redneck” joke and without further adieu, I present you with:

You might be an IDIOT.

- If you leave someone unattended while bound… You might be an IDIOT.
- If you don’t consider health issues when you play… You might be an IDIOT.
- If you think hooking your honey’s nipples to the car battery with jumper cables is a good idea… You might be an IDIOT.

Feel free to add your own observations funny and/or serious (correctly formatted please). Maybe we can learn something or at least have a few laughs. And if my observations offend you... Well, you might be an IDIOT!

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I applause.
I would like to add "one" might be an idiot thread jacking someone's craft releated thread with stupid remarks you've mentioned. And very not polite idiot too.

 

[FantaSeaGirl]

If your "Daddy Dom" asks you to be a Dolcette girl for him and you agree ... you might be an IDIOT!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've made every mistake here and then some.

With humility and an open heart I continue my bdsm journey.

 

[mylaceratedheart]

If you assume that playing exclusively with subs who have a squeaky clean bill of health rules out any chance of a mistake, accident, unforeseen occurrence or act of God, you might be an idiot.

 

[MisterSir]

If you don't know what dolcettegirl means, can't find it on wikipedia, and then proceed to google it...

well i felt like an idiot anyway.

and its not as if i hadn't heard of it before... It's one of those things i was trying mostly successfully to forget.

I actually had not heard of the term before.

Didn't really want to either.

 

[Recidiva]

*makes a note to not agree to be a Dolcett girl...*

Let them eat HuFu.

 

[satindesire]

If you ask people online what other people think their boyfriend is thinking, you might be an idiot.

 

[satindesire]

i'm a little confused; could you provide a diagram of that?

hmm...

nm I think I get it.

maybe.

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/told-my-bf-hes-have-to-work-to.html

Read that. Then you'll understand.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CutieMouse]

Well, I read it, and managed to understand despite the spelling and lack of punctuation. On the subject of idiots, I am constantly amazed at the spelling, grammar, and mechanics used by many online. It's just not that hard to write correctly.

y3z ut iz















(I kid! I kid!)

 

[midwestyankee]

y3z ut iz


(I kid! I kid!)

This has Sammie written all over it.

 

[CutieMouse]

This has Sammie written all over it.

Noooo.... it has 2½ glasses of wine and a really stressful weekend written all over it.

 

[romantic_always]

If you can't use proper terms and justifications for your arguments, regardless of what they are...you might be an IDIOT.

If you call other people gross for liking what they like, sexually (as long as it's consensual and not hurting anyone)...you might be an IDIOT.

If you like Twilight the movie...you might be an IDIOT. (I liked the book...I might be an idiot still )

 

[temp256]

I applause.
I would like to add "one" might be an idiot thread jacking someone's craft related thread with stupid remarks you've mentioned. And very not polite idiot too.

Oh, I don't mind. More posts in my thread means more people seeing my project. But you might be an idiot if you don't properly clean your toys.

 

[sister76]

If you read things on dearcupid...

Sorry, had to say it. Hey there could be something worthwhile on there but I have yet to see it.

 

[satindesire]

If you read things on dearcupid...

Sorry, had to say it. Hey there could be something worthwhile on there but I have yet to see it.

If you come online to a forum to complain in a fluff thread about other forums.

 

[satindesire]

a little harsh there!

No?

Only as harsh as she was sweetie!