The Apocalypse is upon us

[Lauren Hynde]

That's a Greek word.

I have learned from a reputable source (some dude on one of my internets) that Greece is the country with the highest percentage of people who have engaged in anal sex, with a whopping 55%.

Also, I couldn't help but notice that according to a reputable source (Wikipedia), the political leanings of Greece are somewhere between France's and Germany's, i.e., they're a bunch of social-democrat socialist pinkos.

Anyway, you know where this is going.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Beware of Greeks wearing sneakers.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That's a Greek word.

I have learned from a reputable source (some dude on one of my internets) that Greece is the country with the highest percentage of people who have engaged in anal sex, with a whopping 55%.

Also, I couldn't help but notice that according to a reputable source (Wikipedia), the political leanings of Greece are somewhere between France's and Germany's, i.e., they're a bunch of social-democrat socialist pinkos.

Anyway, you know where this is going.

I hope that doesn't come as a surprise. If you are involved with a porn site, you must know that "Greek" refers to anal sex. That same source may say that France is home to more oral sex (sometimes called French) than any other place.

 

[Guest]

No.

Really?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

If you are involved with a porn site, you must know that "Greek" refers to anal sex.

Who's involved with a porn site? If you're involved with a porn site, you're a communist.

 

[CharleyH]

That's a Greek word.

I have learned from a reputable source (some dude on one of my internets) that Greece is the country with the highest percentage of people who have engaged in anal sex, with a whopping 55%.

Also, I couldn't help but notice that according to a reputable source (Wikipedia), the political leanings of Greece are somewhere between France's and Germany's, i.e., they're a bunch of social-democrat socialist pinkos.

Anyway, you know where this is going.

SHIT! (well that's a non sequitur) I need to buy more lube tonight.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Who's involved with a porn site? If you're involved with a porn site, you're a communist.

So as one who frequents an erotic writing site I'd be a socialist?

BTW, I'm NOT "involved" with this site. Sure, we've met for coffee a couple once or twice and there was that one intimate dinner, but it didn't MEAN anything it was just... you know...

 

[cloudy]

Who's involved with a porn site? If you're involved with a porn site, you're a communist.

A communist that hates freedom. *nods*

 

[Lauren Hynde]

The end is nigh!

 

[xssve]

If that's the case, book me a flight to Greece, if these are the last days, I prefer to spend them having anal sex with pinko social democrats.

You aren't a travel agent by any chance are you?

 

[Guest]

A communist that hates freedom. *nods*

Doesn't cannibal come in there somewhere?

 

[Guest]

If that's the case, book me a flight to Greece, if these are the last days, I prefer to spend them having anal sex with pinko social democrats.

Well, I can do that right here.

 

[cloudy]

Doesn't cannibal come in there somewhere?

It can.

 

[xssve]

Well, I can do that right here.

I falafel, you make me feel better!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Well, I can do that right here.

Hey SSS, I dropped this Greek thingie here on the floor... could you undress, bend over and pick it up for me please?

BTW, never mind about the thing that I have strapped to my thigh... or that I'm neked... you little pinko you!

 

[Guest]

I falafel, you make me feel better!

 

[Guest]

Hey SSS, I dropped this Greek thingie here on the floor... could you undress, bend over and pick it up for me please?

BTW, never mind about the thing that I have strapped to my thigh... or that I'm neked... you little pinko you!

Oh - oops. I seem to have accidentally tripped over the arm of this chair while simultaneously dripping oil down my back after exercising in the nude.

 

[cloudy]

Oh - oops. I seem to have accidentally tripped over the arm of this chair while simultaneously dripping oil down my back after exercising in the nude.

*cokespew*

 

[Guest]

*cokespew*

Same thing happened to you, too?

Dang.

We need to stop exercising.

 

[xssve]

I'll get the olive oil, you grab the zucchini, we'll see if we can make you Ouzo.

 

[sr71plt]

But . . . but . . . isn't "Amicus" a Greek word too? Hmmmmm.

 

[Guest]

But . . . but . . . isn't "Amicus" a Greek word too? Hmmmmm.

Just spit out my drink and dropped the oil!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

But . . . but . . . isn't "Amicus" a Greek word too? Hmmmmm.

Shit, I hadn't thought of that. Amicus is not going to like this at all.

 

[impressive]

The end is nigh!

Speak for your own end!

 

[sr71plt]

Shit, I hadn't thought of that.

I rather thought you had. Pity.