Wildest Places You've Had Sex or Masturbated

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Where is the wildest, weirdest, or strangest place you have ever had sex or masturbated.

I have masturbated in a few different places. My wife has givin me head in the car once. We have also had sex a few times in her parents house when we were dating.
 
Sex with my gf now wife in the laundry room at my in-laws house. Sex on the lawn at our house. Sex in our neighbors pool. Sex in the car at a sand pit then a dump truck drove by and gave us a honk, then I had a great finish in her.
 
Sex with my gf now wife in the laundry room at my in-laws house. Sex on the lawn at our house. Sex in our neighbors pool. Sex in the car at a sand pit then a dump truck drove by and gave us a honk, then I had a great finish in her.

Nice.....
 
I forgot, Friday my wife had me so excited at work, I had to stroke myself because I couldn't even wait until I got home to do her.
 
Where to start?? :eek:

In a car on a deserted country road. In a car on a not so deserted road, and 2 other guys joined in ;) In a bar, although we didn't have sex, my boyfriend at the time had his hand in my knickers whilst we were sitting at a table. On a beach, in a hot tub, and I've masturbated in the ladies room at work several times :eek: I'm sure I'll remember more places and have to come back to this :D
 
Where to start?? :eek:

In a car on a deserted country road. In a car on a not so deserted road, and 2 other guys joined in ;) In a bar, although we didn't have sex, my boyfriend at the time had his hand in my knickers whilst we were sitting at a table. On a beach, in a hot tub, and I've masturbated in the ladies room at work several times :eek: I'm sure I'll remember more places and have to come back to this :D

Wow, thats way more then I ever did
 
Boardroom table at a radio station. One DJ followed by another. Blew off a guy in a busy mall parking lot while he fingered me. In a cemetary late at night (quite a few times) with an on duty cop. Damn, I miss him. Oh, in a married guy's bed, playing while wifey was at work ;) That's it. I hope to have more someday.
 
Boardroom table at a radio station. One DJ followed by another. Blew off a guy in a busy mall parking lot while he fingered me. In a cemetary late at night (quite a few times) with an on duty cop. Damn, I miss him. Oh, in a married guy's bed, playing while wifey was at work ;) That's it. I hope to have more someday.

Oh WOW!, you're very active aren't you.

Actually today I have masturbated twice. My wife was out, I had updated her pics for Lit, and looking at her smooth lustry tits and soft pussy, I got rock hard in seconds.
 
well i can add to this one...on a deserted country road with my first wife.....on a couch in her moms living room(no one else there)...several times in a cemetary with an old gf....bathroom floor with family all around us(other parts of the house) on a slide at a city park (rocketman)...
 
well i can add to this one...on a deserted country road with my first wife.....on a couch in her moms living room(no one else there)...several times in a cemetary with an old gf....bathroom floor with family all around us(other parts of the house) on a slide at a city park (rocketman)...

Hmmmm, I think I can recall having sex in my wifes parents house, with her mother in the other room with the door closed.
 
Sex with an ex....gosh so many places.....in a hotel janitor closet (someone was trying to get in)...golf cart on a golf course. He was so good to me.....Just thinking about this is making me hot. I have masterbated on a bus.....
 
It would be easier to keep track of where I haven't. As for where I have,

On an airliner.
On a commuter train.
On a greyhound bus.
On a school bus.
Aboard a submarine tied to a pier.
Behind a dumpster.
On a bulldozer.
In an elevator.
On the roof of an apartment building.
In multiple parking lots.
In multiple vans, pickups, and cars.
In the sleeper cabin of multiple 18 wheelers.
In rest area bathrooms.
In truck stop bathrooms.
In adult video & novelty stores.
In bars.
In restaurant bathrooms.
In strip joints.
In the mall.
In the grocery store.
On public playgrounds.
At the softball field while my daughter was playing.
Under the basketball bleachers.
Behind the counter in a jewelry store.
Sitting at a bus stop.
In my future son-in-law's apartment.
On a cruise ship.
In a convertible at a drive in movie with the top down.

I could go on and on, but you get the idea.
 
It would be easier to keep track of where I haven't. As for where I have,

On an airliner.
On a commuter train.
On a greyhound bus.
On a school bus.
Aboard a submarine tied to a pier.
Behind a dumpster.
On a bulldozer.
In an elevator.
On the roof of an apartment building.
In multiple parking lots.
In multiple vans, pickups, and cars.
In the sleeper cabin of multiple 18 wheelers.
In rest area bathrooms.
In truck stop bathrooms.
In adult video & novelty stores.
In bars.
In restaurant bathrooms.
In strip joints.
In the mall.
In the grocery store.
On public playgrounds.
At the softball field while my daughter was playing.
Under the basketball bleachers.
Behind the counter in a jewelry store.
Sitting at a bus stop.
In my future son-in-law's apartment.
On a cruise ship.
In a convertible at a drive in movie with the top down.

I could go on and on, but you get the idea.

Wow, incredible
 
In a janitors closet off the side of a ballroom during a wedding reception.

A closet during a party

Several blowjobs while here at work...in a car during test drives(several times)
in both a men and womens restroom,upstairs file room,conference room, my office.....only the time in my office was when we were closed..all the rest we were open.

In a disco(yes I'm from the era)....in a back corner during an after hours party
 
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Lost my virginity in the car.

My first sexual experience almost 30 years ago was in the back of my vega with the hatch open on a dirt road but in view of the paved road. I had my ass in the air, my face in the snatch when a car shined the lights on us. We went through with the whole thing that night for folks to see. I have also done it by a lake on a blanket. In the car while driving I have masturbated and had blowjobs. Not too much lately, maybe because I am older and have older kids now days. But I do touch myself when alone and I see a hot chick outside my car. I draw the line at looking at young ones though. No Kiddy stuff for me.
 
Well, my naughtiest place masturbating was in a FULL theater during the first week when "Sex and the City: the Movie" came out ... Oh, and another girl (a friend of my now-bf) was rubbing me off after her + me + him had all had a threesome ...

The craziest place I ever fucked was on top of a public hill (with a road running by on top of us and a street with a clear view below us ... His dad caught a cold so he was two houses down while we fucked on the hill in the rain. I was dripping and we ended up using 2 condoms, so I had fun. Those are my two amateur stories hehe. :)
 
Well, my naughtiest place masturbating was in a FULL theater during the first week when "Sex and the City: the Movie" came out ... Oh, and another girl (a friend of my now-bf) was rubbing me off after her + me + him had all had a threesome ...

The craziest place I ever fucked was on top of a public hill (with a road running by on top of us and a street with a clear view below us ... His dad caught a cold so he was two houses down while we fucked on the hill in the rain. I was dripping and we ended up using 2 condoms, so I had fun. Those are my two amateur stories hehe. :)

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