6 Types of Men a Woman Should Avoid

[xssve]

With or without a safe word?

Don't be absurd, how can she use a safeword with a ball gag in her mouth?

 

[Guest]

What's a safe word?

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Six types of Chicks a guy should date:

1. Rebound Girl
This relationship won't last, but the grudge fucking is something you'll have to smile about on your deathbed.

2. Disappearing Girl
You can date other people with this girl: when she shows back up you can just say, "oh, I thought you moved".

3. Slick Girl
She obviously has low self esteem, take advantage.

4. Rude Girl
She's probably hiding her insecurities behind rudeness, but this is a girl you can do and dump and not feel bad about it, that's what restraining orders are for.

5. Grabby Girl
Nuff said.

6. Last Year’s Girl
Hey, you know what to expect, so on the downside, no pleasant surprises - on the upside, no unpleasant surprises.

LMFAO

That was funny.

 

[Stella_Omega]

What's a safe word?

Coming out of your mouth?

It's a trick question, isn't it.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

1. Fat men

2. Skinny men.

3. Men that climb on rocks.

4. Tough men.

5. Sissy men.

6. Even men with chicken pox.

 

[Guest]

Coming out of your mouth?

It's a trick question, isn't it.

Usually.

 

[Guest]

1. Fat men

2. Skinny men.

3. Men that climb on rocks.

4. Tough men.

5. Sissy men.

6. Even men with chicken pox.

Tea spew.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Men to avoid

Start with the whole of male humanity.

Eliminate any guy that has't posted in the AH on Lit as the men here are obviously in tune with eroticism and have keen mind being writers.

After that, eliminate any who goes out of his way to piss people off and just stir shit.

Then eliminate any gay men, because they aren't going to be interested in pussy.

Next eliminate any guy who has posted more than 2 twice in 5 minutes in any political discussion thread. If he's checking that often he's either self absorbed or harbors extreme left or right wing views.

Write off any one who block quotes people having a bad day in the blurt or mood threads and does one "hugs" for them all as he isn't going to give you individual attention you need.

Then cross off anyone who is a smart ass, uses weird avatars or wears a cake on head.

Then whoever is left, is a great guy you can feel free to date.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Start with the whole of male humanity.

Eliminate any guy that has't posted in the AH on Lit as the men here are obviously in tune with eroticism and have keen mind being writers.

After that, eliminate any who goes out of his way to piss people off and just stir shit.

Then eliminate any gay men, because they aren't going to be interested in pussy.

Next eliminate any guy who has posted more than 2 twice in 5 minutes in any political discussion thread. If he's checking that often he's either self absorbed or harbors extreme left or right wing views.

Write off any one who block quotes people having a bad day in the blurt or mood threads and does one "hugs" for them all as he isn't going to give you individual attention you need.

Then cross off anyone who is a smart ass, uses weird avatars or wears a cake on head.

Then whoever is left, is a great guy you can feel free to date.

Ooh!
I only know one Litster who possibly fills this criteria. If I'm quick, I think I can woo him with the latest Pokemon game.

 

[The_Fool]

What's a safe word?

Six types of men Sarahh should avoid.

1. Men that don't understand that laps are for spanking first, sitting second.
2. Men that don't enjoy a nice blush to both sets of cheeks.
3. Men that don't enjoy the taste of rum, pussy or both at the same time.
4. Men that don't understand how to employ strict obedience with a firm hand.
5. Men that don't understand the meaning of the word tactile.
6. Men that don't understand that discipline can be foreplay and foreplay can be discipline.

 

[R. Richard]

5. Sissy men.

6. Even men with chicken pox.

5. The proper term is 'girly men.'

6. Any guy who fools around with chickens is one you would do well to avoid.

As for women to avoid:
1. The type of bitch where you find a guy hiding in her bedroom when you bring her home from a date. [I would have added the ass hole as type 7, but most of them have a propensity to commit suicide.]

 

[3113]

Where is all of this extra punctuation coming from? Have I really lost that much dexterity in that last year that my typing is this bad?

It's cause you're needy

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Six types of men Sarahh should avoid.

1. Men that don't understand that laps are for spanking first, sitting second.
2. Men that don't enjoy a nice blush to both sets of cheeks.
3. Men that don't enjoy the taste of rum, pussy or both at the same time.
4. Men that don't understand how to employ strict obedience with a firm hand.
5. Men that don't understand the meaning of the word tactile.
6. Men that don't understand that discipline can be foreplay and foreplay can be discipline.

Whew, is it wrong that this made me a little hot???

 

[Guest]

Six types of men Sarahh should avoid.

1. Men that don't understand that laps are for spanking first, sitting second.
2. Men that don't enjoy a nice blush to both sets of cheeks.
3. Men that don't enjoy the taste of rum, pussy or both at the same time.
4. Men that don't understand how to employ strict obedience with a firm hand.
5. Men that don't understand the meaning of the word tactile.
6. Men that don't understand that discipline can be foreplay and foreplay can be discipline.

I shouldn't avoid poets with warm eyes, wandering hands and lust on his mind.

 

[The_Fool]

Whew, is it wrong that this made me a little hot???

Not if you squirm your desire...

 

[The_Fool]

I shouldn't avoid poets with warm eyes, wandering hands and lust on his mind.

If you were a Siren, I would already wrecked upon the rocks and drowned in the surf of my desire.

 

[Guest]

If you were a Siren, I would already wrecked upon the rocks and drowned in the surf of my desire.

*swoon*

Oh, my.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Of course I'm not talking about giving your whole heart to another person. I'm talking about demanding 100% or someone else's time and attention and letting go of your own separate identity in the process.

Well... I still can't type!

It's cause you're needy

See?

What's a safe word?

I always thought, "Ow, stop! I mean it!" was a good safe word.

 

[damppanties]

I always thought, "Ow, stop! I mean it!" was a good safe word.

Just replace the 'Ow' with a scream like you were dying, and I think it would work.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Just replace the 'Ow' with a scream like you were dying, and I think it would work.

Well, "Ow!" was as close to that as I could get in text

 

[Vermilion]

Well, "Ow!" was as close to that as I could get in text

Some people scream like they're dying when they're just, you know, enjoying themselves...

x
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[rgraham666]

And it's something I love to inflict on my partners.

 

[sadangel]

And it's something I love to inflict on my partners.

<grins impishly at this statement>
<<<<<feel free to inflict some of that on that ass if you care to!

<flits away before anyone can respond>

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I thought a little bit about some "relationships" I, or friends of mine have had with certain types of people which have gone down in flames in a very short amount of time. I'll just say "men" here, but it certainly applies to women as well. I don't really believe these types are limited to gender.


other types of men to avoid:

1. Grandma's Boy- He's so comfy in Gran's basement, he'd never dream of branching out on his own. Even when his girlfriend gets a great place of her own and invites him to move in, he refuses, saying, "You just don't fold my clothes like Grandma does and you don't even have cable."

2. The Pretentious Fuckwit- He considers himself an expert on practically everything. Nothing is ever quite up to his lofty standards, especially you, and he frequently reminds you.

3. The Amazing Jobless Wonder- He is just too occupied with his busy social life to look for work. But, he has plenty of time to run up your phone bill and eat all your food.

4. The Fly-By-Night Salesman-He's always scheming to make money without having to actually work for it. He owes money to all his friends and family for ill-fated investments. When he wants you to cash out your 401-K, you should move out of town and change your name.

5. The Drill Instructor- He likes to run a tight ship and considers you part of the platoon. He tells military time in civillian settings, which confuses everyone. He has a stringent schedule of home maintainence which includes painting everything Battleship Gray and swabbing the decks. Col. OCD reporting for duty...


I could probably think of a million of these.

 

[3113]

1. Grandma's Boy- He's so comfy in Gran's basement, he'd never dream of branching out on his own. Even when his girlfriend gets a great place of her own and invites him to move in, he refuses, saying, "You just don't fold my clothes like Grandma does and you don't even have cable."

2. The Pretentious Fuckwit- He considers himself an expert on practically everything. Nothing is ever quite up to his lofty standards, especially you, and he frequently reminds you.

3. The Amazing Jobless Wonder- He is just too occupied with his busy social life to look for work. But, he has plenty of time to run up your phone bill and eat all your food.

4. The Fly-By-Night Salesman-He's always scheming to make money without having to actually work for it. He owes money to all his friends and family for ill-fated investments. When he wants you to cash out your 401-K, you should move out of town and change your name.

5. The Drill Instructor- He likes to run a tight ship and considers you part of the platoon. He tells military time in civillian settings, which confuses everyone. He has a stringent schedule of home maintainence which includes painting everything Battleship Gray and swabbing the decks. Col. OCD reporting for duty...

Oh, Bravo! These are great, especially the titles. You should be a writer