If I were a boy....

I'm boycotting Beyonce. As soon as I saw her name on the title, I closed the tab.
 

It's the Etta James thing, isn't it? :eek:

Its more of a "why the fuck do so many people think she's hot?" and her almost ubiquitous media presence. I'm also boycotting professional baseball, coke zero, and those weird varieties of pringles like "cheesburger" under my new "stuff no one has explained to me why these are popular" embargo.
 
Beyonce is plastic, but she has unbelievable singing talent and a fantastic body
 
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