A new video of me flushing a live mouse down the toilet.
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You flushed a mouse?!?!?!? why?
You son calls you a cunt and is still alive?!?!?
My mother would kill me if I called her that and I am not even a mouse.
You should have been at the Bush speech in Iraq.
Oh hell, I'm not even pregnant and I put a clothes pin on my nose when it comes time to clean out that community box.
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It must be true because I saw 3 in less than an hour, and there's one in the kitchen now making a bunch of noise. Not only am I freaked out, but my poor dog still has to be hand fed because of those suckers going in her food bowl. She is so beside herself - laying next to me on a hard floor as I sit at my desk, where she'd normally be sleeping on the couch. She'll go to her water bowl and her hair stands up because she thinks one is going to pop out of there as well.
I'm so upset right now. At first I thought it was funny because I caught one, but never thought it was gonna get this bad. I'm just sickened.
Just wait for the bill for septic tank cleanout.
It'll go straight to the landlord. I'm gone in 3 weeks or less. And pissed.
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If you do decide to stay, a cat would definitely be a great idea. They're actually pretty easy to toilet train too (though it takes a bit of patience.)
training a mouser:
Look for a fit cat at the local shelter, not too fat and not too skinny. If it was picked up as a stray, that's an even better bet as it's probably used to hunting for food.
Buy a package of chicken gizzards or livers and supplement the cat's diet with the raw meat (it seems to keep their killer instinct stimulated.)
Buy a high quality cat food but feed the cat approximately 1/4 cup less food than the bag recommends, if it's not hungry then it won't necessarily hunt to kill.
Sorry for geeking out here. I trained my cat to be a mouser just for the hell of it and he's yet to disappoint me. He manages to kill the pests before I even realize that they've moved in!
If you choose to leave and the landlord doesn't do everything in their power to earn your forgiveness for all the hassle...write an anonymous letter to the editor of your local newspaper describing your landlord's 'customer service' in vague detail.
If you stay, I wish you the best of luck! Mice are evil little fuckers, their only saving quality is that they make for free cat toys.
training a mouser:
Look for a fit cat at the local shelter, not too fat and not too skinny. If it was picked up as a stray, that's an even better bet as it's probably used to hunting for food.
Buy a package of chicken gizzards or livers and supplement the cat's diet with the raw meat (it seems to keep their killer instinct stimulated.)
Buy a high quality cat food but feed the cat approximately 1/4 cup less food than the bag recommends, if it's not hungry then it won't necessarily hunt to kill.
Sorry for geeking out here.
I trained my cat to be a mouser just for the hell of it and he's yet to disappoint me. He manages to kill the pests before I even realize that they've moved in!If you choose to leave and the landlord doesn't do everything in their power to earn your forgiveness for all the hassle...write an anonymous letter to the editor of your local newspaper describing your landlord's 'customer service' in vague detail.
If you stay, I wish you the best of luck! Mice are evil little fuckers, their only saving quality is that they make for free cat toys.
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If you do decide to stay, a cat would definitely be a great idea. They're actually pretty easy to toilet train too (though it takes a bit of patience.)
training a mouser:
Look for a fit cat at the local shelter, not too fat and not too skinny. If it was picked up as a stray, that's an even better bet as it's probably used to hunting for food.
Buy a package of chicken gizzards or livers and supplement the cat's diet with the raw meat (it seems to keep their killer instinct stimulated.)
Buy a high quality cat food but feed the cat approximately 1/4 cup less food than the bag recommends, if it's not hungry then it won't necessarily hunt to kill.
Sorry for geeking out here.
If you choose to leave and the landlord doesn't do everything in their power to earn your forgiveness for all the hassle...write an anonymous letter to the editor of your local newspaper describing your landlord's 'customer service' in vague detail.
If you stay, I wish you the best of luck! Mice are evil little fuckers, their only saving quality is that they make for free cat toys.
No worries about geeking out. Listen to me go on and on, eh?
I already stopped payment on my rent check and wrote them a letter. I'll be going to the notary tomorrow and sending it by, um, what's that mail delivery I want? When they have to sign for it?
I'm demanding my security deposit back and for them to give me two weeks to find a home, or we'll have to go to court. There's a lot more going on besides these mice, I'm afraid.
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um....I believe the mail service is "Certified." But then, I could be wrong.
Yeah, I'd say that with a baby on the way you're clearly doing the right thing. Get yourself and the kids into a healthier environment somewhere.
Best of luck finding a new place ASAP. Hopefully you're a better bitch than I am when it comes to dealing with asshole landlords, my ex-landlady is STILL trying to take the fees for painting the house out of my security deposit even though she's acknowledged that the paint job was horrible when I moved in. (Apparently since I didn't call to bitch about it I was implying that I'd pay for it to be repainted for the next tenant. Yay for being a nice person.)
Yeah, I'd say that with a baby on the way you're clearly doing the right thing. Get yourself and the kids into a healthier environment somewhere.
Best of luck finding a new place ASAP. Hopefully you're a better bitch than I am when it comes to dealing with asshole landlords, my ex-landlady is STILL trying to take the fees for painting the house out of my security deposit even though she's acknowledged that the paint job was horrible when I moved in. (Apparently since I didn't call to bitch about it I was implying that I'd pay for it to be repainted for the next tenant. Yay for being a nice person.)
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Thank you.
When you're renting, always take pictures the day or two after you move in. A huge lessened learned over here.
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Yeah, I know that now. I was so excited to be renting my own place for the first time ever that I didn't want to pester the landlady with all the tiny little faults that I could easily overlook.
Being a nice person has some awful payback sometimes.
Being a nice person has some awful payback sometimes.
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Should she instead build them a playground out of Popsicle sticks and buy them fancy treats?
She could always take it one step further...there's an elderly woman who illustrates books for kids, in her biography I learned that she makes little dogs for dollhouses...out of chipmunk hides that she tans herself.
That sounds creative to me.
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Fine. Don't do it. Be an ass.
I'm trapping and ain't gonna stop. They're filthy fucking creatures.
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The joy you take in killing small animals is a bit..... disturbing.
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So you'd keep a mouse that shits all over your house as pet?
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Where did you get that idea?
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I don't even consider a mouse a "small animal". It's a filthy rodent that carries disease and destroys homes. And yes, I take much joy in killing them.
Tell me. What would you do if they were infested in the home you just moved in?
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Wrong question. You seem to be missing my point.
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