Do not fuck with me.

I would have liked it better sans the blood and smashed head.

No, you wouldn't have. It was evil. Fucking evil. My dog wouldn't go near her food bowl because the mouse popped out and scared her. I had to hand feed her.

And then it would run around my living room at night while I was watching TV, playing peek-a-boo and shit. My lungs hurt from screaming.
 
No, you wouldn't have. It was evil. Fucking evil. My dog wouldn't go near her food bowl because the mouse popped out and scared her. I had to hand feed her.

And then it would run around my living room at night while I was watching TV, playing peek-a-boo and shit. My lungs hurt from screaming.

Oh hell, the mouse was just trying to have some fun and come in from the cold. Then you had to get all violent with it and stuff.
 
Oh I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty. I just don't understand why you got so violent with the poor fury faced little guy.

I didn't get violent. All it took was a trap and a bit of cheese. I walked away for 5 minutes and snap. : )

Did you ever wake to a mouse walking on your shoulder at night? In your bed? I was 7 years old and never ate in my room and it happened. They're filthy fucking creatures. Ah!
 
I didn't get violent. All it took was a trap and a bit of cheese. I walked away for 5 minutes and snap. : )

Did you ever wake to a mouse walking on your shoulder at night? In your bed? I was 7 years old and never ate in my room and it happened. They're filthy fucking creatures. Ah!

I had a house once where every winter mice would come in through the garage, somehow make their way into the attic and then come down the walls, chew a hole around the electrical sockets and get inside the house.

D-Con became a very close friend of mine.
 
I had a house once where every winter mice would come in through the garage, somehow make their way into the attic and then come down the walls, chew a hole around the electrical sockets and get inside the house.

D-Con became a very close friend of mine.

And you say that I'm violent? Lol!

This is what I just read:

D Con contains the anti-coagulant warfarin, aka Coumadin. The rodents ingest it and bleed internally causing death. The animals frequently die in inaccessible areas (in walls) and their decomposing bodies smell for days and even weeks.

And holy shit! Now that's mean!
 
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