The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Safe_Bet]

Yes, I think that's telling--combined with the bulk of forum defenders of his activities/writing seem to be his own alts (just doesn't jibe with his "favorites" rating, does it?).

I think it's a tilt on the "why does he think the story is about him?" though--my impression was that safe_bet announced she was posting a story about him to the Valentine contest. Not true? (I'd look up the line myself if I cared that much).

No. sorry Mr. Prissy, I mean SR. What I said was "I tried to write it like one of scouries or sarahhhhhh's stories". Next time you post your "impressions" maybe you might want to get off you well used ass and check first. Or do you just get off saying stupid shit?

 

[scouries]

too bad that last page ended...

PAGE 215: WASN’T IT WONDERFUL!

It had the two best authors on LITEROTICA make posts:

sarahhh
Scouries

the delightful gabby;

the delectable pinky
and her hubby the frog;

the wonderful but ailing DK who is fighting to regain her health. Our prayers follow her;

freddie who sadly has given up writing and polo;

poorbet :caning: a sad case really. Trapped in a lesbo lifestyle even as her body yearns for penis…;

our Indian friend cloudy who left the site nine months ago but forgot to tell herself;

darkboy the person who keeps recycling my brilliant ideas and claiming them as his own;

the pilot aka ace, aka robin, who repeatedly proves himself the most observant (and smartest?) of the AH gang;

the three amigos, those who once were chosen by the ScouriesWorld computers as the most mentally challenged posters on LITEROTICA (something they continue to prove)
Miss odious
Bananaboy
Mishick

And then finally the lady freakenstien , a once challenged poster who suddenly morphed into the best of the best. A few days roaming on the ScourianMounts was all it took to make her a brilliant author and poet. And I’d suggest that anyone who hasn’t read this wonderful girls latest work to rush out and buy it.

I’m james r scouries and I help…

[size=+2]Panthers like to Puck…[/size]

p.s.Christ poorbet, all you lesbians are the same! Get challenged by a male (even a gay one) and you suddenly retreat. My dear, you made it very clear in your previous posts who you were writing about. Stand up like a man for once...

 

[Safe_Bet]

PAGE 215: WASN’T IT WONDERFUL!

It had the two best authors on LITEROTICA make posts:

sarahhh
Scouries

the delightful gabby;

the delectable pinky
and her hubby the frog;

the wonderful but ailing DK who is fighting to regain her health. Our prayers follow her;

freddie who sadly has given up writing and polo;

poorbet :caning: a sad case really. Trapped in a lesbo lifestyle even as her body yearns for penis…;

our Indian friend cloudy who left the site nine months ago but forgot to tell herself;

darkboy the person who keeps recycling my brilliant ideas and claiming them as his own;

the pilot aka ace, aka robin, who repeatedly proves himself the most observant (and smartest?) of the AH gang;

the three amigos, those who once were chosen by the ScouriesWorld computers as the most mentally challenged posters on LITEROTICA (something they continue to prove)
Miss odious
Bananaboy
Mishick

And then finally the lady freakenstien , a once challenged poster who suddenly morphed into the best of the best. A few days roaming on the ScourianMounts was all it took to make her a brilliant author and poet. And I’d suggest that anyone who hasn’t read this wonderful girls latest work to rush out and buy it.

I’m james r scouries and I help…

[size=+2]Panthers like to Puck…[/size]

p.s.Christ poorbet, all you lesbians are the same! Get challenged by a male (even a gay one) and you suddenly retreat. My dear, you made it very clear in your previous posts who you were writing about. Stand up like a man for once...

Now see there you go again JAMES! Just cuz I said that my male character had a needle dick doesn't automatically mean it is all about you, dude. As far as I know, there might be hundreds of guys who have needle dicks (not my area of expertise, so to speak).

As for SR? Pfffff! Gawd, help me for having said it, but "someplace" on this site I think I said I liked your stories more than his and he's still pouting. No big... (at least your stories have ONE chick in them )

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Thank you for the comment, Scurs. It was very sweet. really. Do I see some "humanity" peeking out from behind Gabby, royalties, and the multitude of lists? You should show that side of yourself more often. I think you sincerely care about Literotica and some of the writers here. That's the part that people here might be able to connect with, if you give them a chance.

I sincerely thank you. I needed that today.
-Sheila

 

[sarahhh]

PAGE 215: WASN’T IT WONDERFUL!

It had the two best authors on LITEROTICA make posts:

sarahhh
Scouries

the delightful gabby;

the delectable pinky
and her hubby the frog;

the wonderful but ailing DK who is fighting to regain her health. Our prayers follow her;

freddie who sadly has given up writing and polo;

poorbet :caning: a sad case really. Trapped in a lesbo lifestyle even as her body yearns for penis…;

our Indian friend cloudy who left the site nine months ago but forgot to tell herself;

darkboy the person who keeps recycling my brilliant ideas and claiming them as his own;

the pilot aka ace, aka robin, who repeatedly proves himself the most observant (and smartest?) of the AH gang;

the three amigos, those who once were chosen by the ScouriesWorld computers as the most mentally challenged posters on LITEROTICA (something they continue to prove)
Miss odious
Bananaboy
Mishick

And then finally the lady freakenstien , a once challenged poster who suddenly morphed into the best of the best. A few days roaming on the ScourianMounts was all it took to make her a brilliant author and poet. And I’d suggest that anyone who hasn’t read this wonderful girls latest work to rush out and buy it.

I’m james r scouries and I help…

[size=+2]Panthers like to Puck…[/size]

p.s.Christ poorbet, all you lesbians are the same! Get challenged by a male (even a gay one) and you suddenly retreat. My dear, you made it very clear in your previous posts who you were writing about. Stand up like a man for once...

Panthers like to Puck?

That reminds me . . .

 

[sarahhh]

Hi, it’s Gabby again!

We found two new members! Welcome guys...

[SIZE=+2]

samslam

[/SIZE]

and

[SIZE=+2]

Blue88

[/SIZE]

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

24 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS

6 CATEGORIES
FIRST TIME
HUMOR
INCEST
INTERRACIAL
LOVING WIVES
NON CONSENT

14 AUTHORS​

BY YEAR
2000 –
2001 –
2002 – 1
2003 – 1
2004 – 1
2005 – 9
2006 – 7
2007 – 2
2008 - 3​

24 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS​

447 ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
247 ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
198 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
171 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
164 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
154 Service TryAnything
152 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
144 Hunted furrybert
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
135 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
127 All These Years selenakitten
114 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
113 Seven Days Ch. 6 soular
111 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
110 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
110 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
106 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
106 My Virgin Sister samslam*
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
105 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
105 Commando Caper sarahhh
101 I Love Dick sarahhh
100 But Love is Blind Blue88*​

List updated first week of January 2009
* Added January 2009
*** a story inspired by j. r. scouries

You missed one, Jim. My story "How to Play Puck" has 107 comments. How could you forget that one? How do you suppose the Panthers learned how to play Puck? Although I'm sure you recall the story was rejected for the How-to Contest.

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

The above list is not an official Literotica list and is neither accurate nor verifiable

 

[michchick98]

In jest? Are you serious? But, I've already written my acceptance speech and rented my tuxedo and limousine for the red carpet event. My relatives are flying in from Boston. What am I to do with all the champagne I've ordered?

Gees, now you tell me.

I didn't necessarily say it was in jest, Freddie, I was merely stating that IF someone nominated you because of the humor/entertainment factor, it's still a nomination. It's more than scouries had. And if any appear now for him, we'll know it's simply because he thought "Oh, you're right! I forgot to have my alts vote for me!" I doubt anyone would believe someone would actually nominate him. Especially since after all these years, none of his millions of fans have come here to defend him.

So relax, keep the rented tux and polish up your acceptance speech.

 

[Guest]

The boss hit another milestone today…

Hi, its Gabby,



Can 801 readers be wrong? Not on your life! CONGRATS BOSS!!! You're simply wonderful...


[size=+2]250 Favoritest Authors[/size]
• Selena_Kitt (1247)
• Goldeniangel (1152)
• Slickman (1096)
• Daniellekitten (1013)
• rgjohn (959)
• sarahhh (935)
• BarondeSade (869)
• TryAnything (849)
• youbadboy (804)
• [size=+2]scouries (801)[/size]

Gabrielle L.

p.s. sorry i missed your puck story sarahhh... i'll adjust the list asap

 

[TxRad]

Yeap, old Jimbo is in tenth. A couple of weeks ago he was in eighth and from the new names coming up the ladder, he'll be out of the top ten by the end of the month, if i don't miss my bet. He's been adding 8 or so people a day to his list instead of his usual 3 or 4 and he's still losing ground.

You can tell because Sarahhhhh gets the same number each day that he does. Interesting don't ya think.

Which one will be calling me names first I wonder

 

[sarahhh]

Hi, its Gabby,



Can 801 readers be wrong? Not on your life! CONGRATS BOSS!!! You're simply wonderful...


[size=+2]250 Favoritest Authors[/size]
• Selena_Kitt (1247)
• Goldeniangel (1152)
• Slickman (1096)
• Daniellekitten (1013)
• rgjohn (959)
• sarahhh (935)
• BarondeSade (869)
• TryAnything (849)
• youbadboy (804)
• [size=+2]scouries (801)[/size]

Gabrielle L.

p.s. sorry i missed your puck story sarahhh... i'll adjust the list asap

Wow, I wonder why authors on the list such as Slickman, rgjohn, Baronedesade, TryAnything, and youbadboy don't have any nominations for the farce known as the Most Influential Author Award. You better appoint a special investigator. I recommend michbitch98 or TampaxRad. In fact, NOBODY has any nominations for more than a week. What does that tell you? LMFAO.

 

[sarahhh]

I didn't necessarily say it was in jest, Freddie, I was merely stating that IF someone nominated you because of the humor/entertainment factor, it's still a nomination. It's more than scouries had. And if any appear now for him, we'll know it's simply because he thought "Oh, you're right! I forgot to have my alts vote for me!" I doubt anyone would believe someone would actually nominate him. Especially since after all these years, none of his millions of fans have come here to defend him.

Hey now, you nominated one of your alts. Where's the beef?

Defend him against what? Your points are pointless.

 

[michchick98]

Hey now, you nominated one of your alts. Where's the beef?

Yeah, you keep believin' that, butch. You really do need to get a new hobby. By your claims, there are only three authors on this site who aren't you/scouries/gabby.

Defend him against what? Your points are pointless.

Oh yeah, and your posts make a hell of a lot of sense.

 

[michchick98]

Wow, I wonder why authors on the list such as Slickman, rgjohn, Baronedesade, TryAnything, and youbadboy don't have any nominations for the farce known as the Most Influential Author Award. You better appoint a special investigator. I recommend michbitch98 or TampaxRad. In fact, NOBODY has any nominations for more than a week. What does that tell you? LMFAO.

Maybe because none of those authors claim to be the number one author on this site when they're not.

Maybe because none of those authors need the validation of nominations to tout their greatness.

Maybe because none of those authors post puke inducing stories.

And if it's such a farce, then why did you toss in not one, but two nominations? I just can't believe you didn't vote for yourself/scouries.

Does your insanity effect your memory, butch?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey now, you nominated one of your alts. Where's the beef?.

Yeah, you keep believin' that, butch. You really do need to get a new hobby. By your claims, there are only three authors on this site who aren't you/scouries/gabby.

Hey, wait a minute. I thought I was DK's alt?... Wait, no, that was Selena's alt... no, wait, Freddie is MY alt... jeez, Sarahhhhhhh/scouries, no wonder you have brain damage from keeping track of all of your weird ass allegations!

Hey now, you nominated one of your alts. Where's the beef?.

Now I know who you are! You're really Clara Peller's alt aren't you! Sarahhhhhhh... Clara.... Oh, yeah!

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq119/Safe_Bet2008/180px-Wheres_the_beef_commercial.jpg​

Defend him against what? Your points are pointless.

Oh yeah, and your posts make a hell of a lot of sense.

She/He/It could be right. If ANYBODY is an expert on "pointless" its She/He/It ...

(BTW, Sarahhhhhhh/scouries - She/He/It is just to hard to type. I'm going to abreviate it from now on She/He/It = SHIt )

 

[sr71plt]

No. sorry Mr. Prissy, I mean SR. What I said was "I tried to write it like one of scouries or sarahhhhhh's stories". Next time you post your "impressions" maybe you might want to get off you well used ass and check first. Or do you just get off saying stupid shit?

You (and friends) are playing us for idiots by pretending your story was targeting anyone but who it obviously was targeting.

You may find your in-your-face potty-mouth postings impressive--I don't. You are on exactly the same juvenile level as Scouries.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You (and friends) are playing us for idiots by pretending your story was targeting anyone but who it obviously was targeting.

You may find your in-your-face potty-mouth postings impressive--I don't. You are on exactly the same juvenile level as Scouries.

*yawn* and I care what you think, Why?


ETA Potty-mouth? On a porn site full of fuck stories? Muahahahaha!!!

 

[sr71plt]

*yawn* and I care what you think, Why?


ETA Potty-mouth? On a porn site full of fuck stories? Muahahahaha!!!

Yep, I meant it exactly that way. Not really grown up enough for true erotica. The more I read of your postings, the more I'm convinced you are barely 14.

 

[Guest]

you're embarrassing youself...

QUOTE Yeap, old Jimbo is in tenth. A couple of weeks ago he was in eighth and from the new names coming up the ladder, he'll be out of the top ten by the end of the month, if i don't miss my bet. He's been adding 8 or so people a day to his list instead of his usual 3 or 4 and he's still losing ground.

You can tell because Sarahhhhh gets the same number each day that he does. Interesting don't ya think.

Huh? OK, we know you’re mentally challenged, the ScouriesWorld computer identified you as such many months ago. But we didn’t know your mental problems extended to simple mathematics.

Back in April last year we published the FAVORITES list on this thread. Here it is:

[size=+2]LITEROTICA’S FAVORITEST 20 AUTHORS​

​

[/size]

As of April 7th 2008:
1 Selena_Kitt (764)
2 Goldeniangel (703)
3 sarahhh (586)
4 Slickman (556)
5 rgjohn (474)
6 TryAnything (466)
7 wishfulthinking (434)
8 BarondeSade (389)
9 youbadboy (385)
10 bluedragonauthor (384)
11 brightlyiburn (380)
12 Daniellekitten (346)
13 Colleen Thomas (341)
14 scouries (339)
15 secretme (339)
16 nikki_2021 (309)
17 klrxo (269)
18 BlewWater69 (265)
19 dragontatto (255)
20 kimberlykitten (242)

Here’s the same top twenty list as of today and also shows how many votes have been added since last April:

As of January 23, 2009:

1 Selena_Kitt (1249) +485
2 Goldeniangel (1151) +448
3 Slickman (1095) +539
4 Daniellekitten (1015) +669
5 rgjohn (957) +483
6 sarahhh (934) +348
7 BarondeSade (869) +480
8 TryAnything (847) +381
9 youbadboy (805) +420
10 scouries (802) +463
11 secretme (776) +437
12 wishfulthinking (709) +271
13 bluedragonauthor (650) +266
14 ManyFeathers (618)*
15 Eliana (612)*
16 brightlyburn (597) +217
17 nikki_2021 (571) +262
18 alwayswantedto (570)*
19 Isaobel (545)*
20 walterio (538)*

* new to the top twenty. We don’t know where they were back last April so can’t show how many they’ve added since then. However our figures show that none of the newbie’s have made any significant gains versus the top ten over the last 3 months.

If you take a second to examine the lists banana boy you’ll find that the boss has climbed from a tie for 14th with secretme to number 10 on the list. And of course he’s very gratified with this confidence the LITEROTICA reading public has shown him. But he took no pleasure in passing four brilliant authors.

He had been quite happy to be 14th and has great respect for those authors just above and below him. The sarahhh, baron, yourbadboy[/b] and TryAnything are wonderful writers and mr scouries has no need or desire to jump over any of them. Nor is he worried about those under him passing him. Manyfeathers is a true LITEROTICA giant as is niki and brightlyburn. Eliana, a wonderful human being, is a rising star.

There’s room for all the great LITEROTICANS on this exclusive top twenty list banana boy.

One does have to wonder though why you made your dishonest post banana boy. Is it because you are mentally challenged mathematically as our computer has told us or were you simply being DISHONEST? Can’t you at least try to get your facts straight? Gosh, Haven’t you ever heard of INTEGRITY? I thought not…

Gabrielle L.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Yep, I meant it exactly that way. Not really grown up enough for true erotica. The more I read of your postings, the more I'm convinced you are barely 14.

Well I guess we are even then, considering that I think you are a prissy asshat. Guess we both have to just DEAL WITH IT!

(would I have more credibility if I said that I was a super, secret jet flying, 007 wannabe, gazillionaire who frequents a porn story site? )

 

[sr71plt]

(would I have more credibility if I said that I was a super, secret jet flying, 007 wannabe, gazillionaire who frequents a porn story site? )

I'm perfectly happy to be taken just on my story collection here (not to mention my published erotica), which pretty much swamps yours into oblivion, sweetheart.

 

[TxRad]

Yes Scouries, I can read and do math. Three weeks ago you were listed in 8th and two fairly new writers blew your socks off and there are three more coming up fast.

Play with the numbers all you want. That's what you are good at. The only thing you're good at.

 

[sr71plt]

(would I have more credibility if I said that I was a super, secret jet flying, 007 wannabe, gazillionaire who frequents a porn story site? )[/COLOR]

Guess I can't resist noting (again) that I get a kick out of these posts questioning my past--as it tells me (again) how little the world is of the questioning poster. Those who read my stories--which I understand doesn't include you, just as your stories don't tempt me at all--can pretty much tell the breadth of my background. I very much enjoy being quite open about my past and watching those with tiny lives being unable to get their minds around that.

But then if you're not quite 14, I guess you have all sorts of possibilities ahead of you in a real life in contrast to the one you bluster here.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Guess I can't resist noting (again) that I get a kick out of these posts questioning my past--as it tells me (again) how little the world is of the questioning poster. Those who read my stories--which I understand doesn't include you, just as your stories don't tempt me at all--can pretty much tell the breadth of my background. I very much enjoy being quite open about my past and watching those with tiny lives being unable to get their minds around that.

But then if you're not quite 14, I guess you have all sorts of possibilities ahead of you in a real life in contrast to the one you bluster here.

Yeah, sure.

Ummm, your stories are FICTION. So using them as credentials for your imaginary astronaut/world renown author/secret agent/gazillionaire life doesn't impress me overly much. BTW, did you invent the internet too?

 

[Guest]

QUOTE :caning: Ummm, your stories are FICTION. So using them as credentials for your imaginary astronaut/world renown author/secret agent/gazillionaire life doesn't impress me overly much. BTW, did you invent the internet too?

WTF? Robyn’s an astronaut? Since when? We had gay astronauts in space?

I think you’ve been smoking too much wacky tabaccy again dear…


Gabrielle L.