The "Get If Off Your Chest" Thread
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biggysmallz
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I have huge issues with my own body....stomach too flabby (even though I've lost tons of weight), butt isn't firm enough (even though it barely moves its toned that much), penis isn't long enough (even at 7", when pressed, 6 1/4" when not).
I think I'm a horrible catch and that's why I've been on just 1 date in nearly 4 years.
Also have no clue where I'm going in life and it scares the fuck out of me.
I think I'm a horrible catch and that's why I've been on just 1 date in nearly 4 years.
Also have no clue where I'm going in life and it scares the fuck out of me.
biggysmallz
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I've been living like a nun for a while now, well, except for masturbation. That's getting ready to change soon. There's a Lit guy that is going to get the benefit from a couple of years of me being too good a girl
Me?
bellinda69
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lucky guy......I've been living like a nun for a while now, well, except for masturbation. That's getting ready to change soon. There's a Lit guy that is going to get the benefit from a couple of years of me being too good a girl
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If you've been living like a nun, that poor guy is going to need a priest when you're done with himI've been living like a nun for a while now, well, except for masturbation. That's getting ready to change soon. There's a Lit guy that is going to get the benefit from a couple of years of me being too good a girl
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I've been living like a nun for a while now, well, except for masturbation. That's getting ready to change soon. There's a Lit guy that is going to get the benefit from a couple of years of me being too good a girl
If you've been living like a nun, that poor guy is going to need a priest when you're done with him
I will gladly volunteer my services as the priest, just as soon as I can find that "how to" book on how to become a priest. Should not be too hard to do with all the other religious leaders running around.
As for the thing on my chest, why is it folks let their religous beliefs define them. I don't care what religion you have as long as it makes you happy and does not oppress or hurt others.
Gonna be one lucky guy whoever he is.
bellinda69
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more like a few energy drinks....If you've been living like a nun, that poor guy is going to need a priest when you're done with him
The tricky part is figuring out the right time and placeMe?
Oh, I think we'll equally benefit
Bwahahahahahaha! Honey, if I'd have had any liquids in my mouth when I read this, they'd have been spewed everywhere! He'll be alright, just maybe a little dehydratedIf you've been living like a nun, that poor guy is going to need a priest when you're done with him
bellinda69
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Something i need to get off my chest...
why is it so hard for me to admit when i have feelings for someone? fuck fuck fuck....
everytime i think "this is it...im gonna tell him how i feel', something always manages to get in the way..so should i give up on him, or give him sometime?
on another note: why the hell is it so impossible for some men to open up and tell the person they are 'involved with' about themselves???
why is it so hard for me to admit when i have feelings for someone? fuck fuck fuck....
everytime i think "this is it...im gonna tell him how i feel', something always manages to get in the way..so should i give up on him, or give him sometime?
on another note: why the hell is it so impossible for some men to open up and tell the person they are 'involved with' about themselves???
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Depends on how he feels. If you're like me, you're willing to give him all the time he needs
bellinda69
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i know how he feels bout me..he's made it clear. many times...Depends on how he feels. If you're like me, you're willing to give him all the time he needs
i broke up with my boyfriend because he was cheating on me a little over a month ago.
i met a new guy and have been out with him on two dates. he is like so much a MAN!!!!!!!
last night at dinner he took my hand and looked into my eyes and we were just having a very casual conversation, but he is such a sensuous, HOT man, when he took my hand and looked into my eyes, i felt my heart flutter, my clit jumped and i had a flush of heat run all over my body!
i want to take him to my apartment, and fuck him "wild cowgirl" style until i've had enough!
i don't want him to think i'm a whore though...so i probably won't do it just like that.
Jaz
i met a new guy and have been out with him on two dates. he is like so much a MAN!!!!!!!
last night at dinner he took my hand and looked into my eyes and we were just having a very casual conversation, but he is such a sensuous, HOT man, when he took my hand and looked into my eyes, i felt my heart flutter, my clit jumped and i had a flush of heat run all over my body!
i want to take him to my apartment, and fuck him "wild cowgirl" style until i've had enough!
i don't want him to think i'm a whore though...so i probably won't do it just like that.
Jaz
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I think I am more shallow than I thought, thinking about going to bed with a guy he is hot, but mostly wanna drive his Corvette.
i currently own a corvette convertible. it's nice. it is the 3rd corvette i've owned. they've all been nice, but not worth fucking anyone for. hehehehehe.
you can drive my corvette if you'll just help me clean my apartment!
hahahaha...you know i'm just kiddin' with 'ya.
jasmine
you can drive my corvette if you'll just help me clean my apartment!
hahahaha...you know i'm just kiddin' with 'ya.
jasmine
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I hate taking pics. Seriously.
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Now I know I am shallow I would rather fuck than clean house............lmfao...........
biggysmallz
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Now I know I am shallow I would rather fuck than clean house............lmfao...........
I've got a pick up truck....not quite Corvette but you can do a lot more in it.
Especially the bed
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My wife died in a car accident almost a year ago. I've tried to to date since, but generally feel nothing. I hate being alone all of the time, but refuse to lie to someone and tell them I have feelings that I don't. I live in a frozen hell where the social scene is a collection of waterfront bars filled with microbrew drinking elitist assholes, a Bingo Hall or the supermarket. I have my own small company, a nice house, two cars, two motorcycles and a boat and none of it means jack shit because it won't keep you warm at night, give you a hug when you've had a shitty day or be happy to see you just because. It is pretty fucking crazy to have all of the possessions you could ever want, and your one desire is to belong to someone else.
Thanks, I've needed to get that off my chest for a while now.
Thanks, I've needed to get that off my chest for a while now.
