Alien Life On Mars?

R. Richard

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The following text is from a UK tabloid, The Sun. It's slanted toward the idea that there is indeed alien life, on the microbe level, on Mars. I have researched a bit through the NASA site and have found that, although NASA is not as positive as The Sun, NASA has stated that there are no active volcanoes on Mars. A volcano is the only other known source for the amount of methane observed. We may have discovered life on Mars. Comment?

Alien Life On Mars?

Scientists were last night drawing up plans for an expedition to Mars in search of the alien life now thought to live under the planet’s surface.

Geology expert Professor Lisa Pratt said: “We are going to have to go where they live. We would have to drill down to bring up water or a sample of rock.”

The move came after America’s space agency NASA sensationally confirmed yesterday’s report in The Sun that microbes probably caused methane gas detected on the surface of Mars.

Professor Michael Mumma told millions of viewers who tuned into a live press conference: “We are entering a new era.

“The discoveries indicate that we are now looking at an active Mars.”

He said it was “substantially probable that life was there or still survives”. Prof Mumma added: “There is a lot to think about. It might not be life as we know it.”

Plumes
Huge plumes of methane — a gas which can indicate the presence of living organisms — were spotted on the Red Planet’s northern side using powerful Earth-based telescopes and space probes.

The discovery is the closest the world has yet come to final proof that extra-terrestrial life exists.

The methane could come from live organisms or from the decomposing remains of long-dead ones.

Similar life forms have been found beneath permafrost on Earth.

Prof Pratt, of Indiana University and a member of NASA’s panel of Mars experts, said that if it is existing life, it will most likely be found several feet below the surface in pools of salty water. She said: “This is very exciting indeed.

“We have evidence that means we need to think in terms of the possibility of life on Mars. The methane could be exhaled breath of a living organism.”

She also believes the methane could be FOOD for the microbes.

Prof Pratt said: “It’s important that we re-evaluate our exploration strategy. We have to accept the fact that we should now search for ancient life, or that below the permafrost there are active organisms. If this methane is produced by a biological source, there are a range of possible habitats for the microbes.

“The fractures and voids in the earth beneath the permafrost could be filled with saltwater. They could be there. It is such an exciting prospect we are talking about today.

“We have to consider the possibility of life. It is prudent we start to look for a life form to explain it.”

She added that the only way of confirming the presence of alien micro organisms would be take a sample of rock or water from Mars.

Prof Pratt said: “We’d need to dig down several metres. Unfortunately it is not going to happen soon.” Another expert at the conference, Professor Sushil Atreya, of the University of Michigan, said: “Just to be sure, we’re talking about life.”

Prof Mumma, heading NASA’s search for life on Mars, said the data on the methane was collected six years ago. The experts admit the gas could also come from volcanoes on Mars, due to water reacting with hot rock.

But 90 per cent of methane on Earth is from a biological source. And Prof Mumma said some gases found could NOT have come from volcanoes. He said: “We do not see certain gases if they were produced by volcanic activity, such as sulphur dioxide.”

Whatever the source, scientists agree that something is replenishing the methane. It cannot survive indefinitely in the atmosphere. Sunlight breaks it down and strong oxidising chemicals in Martian dust would speed up the process.

Concentrations of methane on Mars were found to vary greatly by location and season. The primary plume they found was measured using a process called spectroscopy to contain about 19,000 metric tons of methane.

More secrets of the Red Planet may not be unveiled until 2011, when NASA plans detailed tests using a roving science laboratory on the surface.

British expert Professor Fred Taylor, of Oxford University, agrees with NASA. He said: “It’s likely to be coming from the interior of the planet. It’s quite hard to think of a non-biological source. We need to go there.”
 
I wish they could find Dejah Thoris. Woohoo! :D
 
One minor, non-antropocentric, comment. There is no alien life on Mars and won't be until we earthlings arrive. There just might be some native martian life there, but it won't be "alien" unless we can prove it isn't native to Mars -- like, for example, biocontamination that arrived on some earlier mechanical terrestrail invasion.

:p
 
The first thing I should mention is that, although The Sun is a tabloid (as R. Richard pointed out), we use the term 'tabloid' very different to how you use it in the States. Whereas you hear 'tabloid' and think National Enquirer, for us, a tabloid is any non-broadsheet newspaper. So The Sun has a similar journalistic validity to the New York Times.

I said similar, because The Sun's journalism is awful at times.

Anyway, I'm not thoroughly convinced that the presence of methane is necessarily indicative of life on Mars. While 90% of the methane produced on Earth is biological in origin, they've also not found anywhere near the amount of methane on Mars as we have here.

Methane can be produced by volcanic eruptions and also as a by-product of the breaking down of rock formations, and we know that Mars has a volcanic, rocky surface.

So personally, I think they're reading a little much into this.
 
The first thing I should mention is that,

I said similar, because The Sun's journalism is awful at times.

You are kidding surely. The Sun is awful all the time. Ten years ago this (Rupert Murdoch) rag reported that a double decker bus had been seen on the moon.

The Sun's only contribution to journalism is the nude on page 3.:D
 
It's gotten better since then. It's still not great, but they've finally hired a journo or two that understands politics and economics. And they have a science editor who passed GCSE science.
 
One minor, non-antropocentric, comment. There is no alien life on Mars and won't be until we earthlings arrive. There just might be some native martian life there, but it won't be "alien" unless we can prove it isn't native to Mars -- like, for example, biocontamination that arrived on some earlier mechanical terrestrail invasion.

:p

Hear hear.

The OP should have said 'native' and you should have said 'non-anthropocentric' and 'terrestrial'...
 
Lets hope they dont bring any of that alien shit back to Earth.

Can you imagine that crap infecting everyone....dicks falling off and tits deflating and gays switching teams. Horrible.
 
Lets hope they dont bring any of that alien shit back to Earth.

Thus far, the detection of methane has been via flyby. The Martian landers have sent back a lot of data, but only in the form of radio waves. I don't give a damn what they tell you, you don't get the clap from a toilet seat and you don't get an alien infection from radio waves. [By the way, it's possible to cut way down on the risk of infection if you use higher priced call girls, vice street 'ho's.
 
Obviously we are here, so life came into existence on Earth somehow. The claim that it happened here, through a series of random events, still seems mind boggling in its improbability. So demonstrating that life has also evolved, independently, on another planet capable of supporting life, would add some credence to this theory.

Of course, life may have originated elsewhere and migrated to Earth. This scenario would make it even more probable that it would also show up on other nearby planets.

In the Eden serices I've taken the position that there is no other life in our galaxy or anywhere near to it. Of course, little green men could land on the White House lawn at any moment and shoot that theory to hell.
 
MarsAliens? This is stupid. Let's just nip this in the bud right here. How about we all turn our attention to another planet. Oooh, look. Venus. Probably hot women there too, eh?
 
Hear hear.

The OP should have said 'native' and you should have said 'non-anthropocentric' and 'terrestrial'...

Hey MA! Can I borrow one of your anal retentive probes?

Oh, never mind. Somebody beat me to it... :rolleyes:
 
Hey MA! Can I borrow one of your anal retentive probes?

Oh, never mind. Somebody beat me to it... :rolleyes:

We don't need no stinkin' anal retentive probes. The universe is divided into two groups: ya got yer non-anal-retentive sentient life forms, and ya got yer earthlings.
 
We don't need no stinkin' anal retentive probes. The universe is divided into two groups: ya got yer non-anal-retentive sentient life forms, and ya got yer earthlings.

Then beam me up, dammit! :D
 
RICHARD

I think I'm gonna write a story for ANALOG magazine about a gay astronaut who flies to Mars and is infected by a microbe that makes him straight. He then returns to earth and starts an epidemic that destroys the floral, fashion, and decorating industries.
 
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