Arise Lech Master!

[AchtungNight]

With this thousandth post, I claim for myself the title of Lech Master. In Dungeons & Dragons, Lich Masters are formidable sorcerers who have brought themselves back from the dead. They are immune to heat, fire, cold, electricity, and many forms of magic. Their souls are stored in jars that are very hard to find and this makes them nearly immortal. They can be sexy as vampires with the right magics and repulsive as zombies without. Replacing "Lich" with "Lech" adds an erotic twist to the title. We'll see how long this title holds appeal for me.

Note- I apologize if there is a title explanation thread already created. I didn't use it because I couldn't find it. AN out.

 

[AchtungNight]

Hmm. Now I can't figure out how to change my title from "Literotica Guru". Advice, anyone? I thought you could do it at 1000 posts.

 

[AchtungNight]

I have it now. Excellent.

 

[JackLuis]

I have it now. Excellent.

A Lech Master, or Master Lecher, or a Lecher of Masters?

If your soul is in a jar, is your dick still attached?

 

[rgraham666]

Ooo. So you're like Xykon.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/484513898_8c52dfa4bb.jpg?v=0

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't even know what my title is anymore...

Oh yeah, no R in my name. There isn't, you know

 

[3113]

With this thousandth post, I claim for myself the title of Lech Master.

Actually, on this forum, your reward for a thousandth post is that you get to be slave to all the Mistresses. You can thank us for this honor by polishing our boots with your tongue, Lech Slave. And it's a good thing you're immune to heat, cold, etc. as you'll be feeling a lot of heat, cold and electricity.....

 

[TE999]

With this thousandth post, I claim for myself the title of Lech Master. In Dungeons & Dragons, Lich Masters are formidable sorcerers who have brought themselves back from the dead. They are immune to heat, fire, cold, electricity, and many forms of magic. Their souls are stored in jars that are very hard to find and this makes them nearly immortal. They can be sexy as vampires with the right magics and repulsive as zombies without. Replacing "Lich" with "Lech" adds an erotic twist to the title. We'll see how long this title holds appeal for me.

Note- I apologize if there is a title explanation thread already created. I didn't use it because I couldn't find it. AN out.

After 2,000 posts, you're allowed to tie a beach towel around your neck like a cape, place a colander on your head, hold a Nerf bat in your hand and declare yourself Exalted Ruler of the Ant Farm and the Known Universe.

Pay no attention to the people in the white clothing carrying strait jackets...they're your royal attendants.

 

[AchtungNight]

I knew I wasn't the only Order of the Stick fan here!

 

[tickledkitty]

Now that you've surpassed 1000 posts, O wise and wonderful Lech Master, you need an AV. Seriously.