Teen Titans: The Next Generation OOC

Hey, the orgy thing may actually work in fixing up the city. Get the villains into a super orgy like from Deform, then have machines go in to scoop them up after a couple hours of excessive sex.

And I'll write the profile if you make it a shiny new Australia.

ive already told you, it takes a 50% majority vote to make descisions like that here in australia, and only 40% of us can make comprehendable votes, so its never going to happen

*To Rav* Yes! They are! We use them to hypnotise men to their doom! >>

Ravenor: oh... well that does make allot of what ive been seeing on tv make sense
 
ive already told you, it takes a 50% majority vote to make descisions like that here in australia, and only 40% of us can make comprehendable votes, so its never going to happen

Dammit, I want a loyal army of martial arts master Kangaroo's with machine gun tooting Karola Bears in their pouches, and I want them now!

Mallory: I thought you wanted a loyal army of monkey prostitutes?

I wear many hats of insanity, Mal.
 
Wow, Alice... How do you do that? >> Standing between two men who are the same person in one body? >> ...Sounds... Naughty.

Either way. I AM CURIOUS. VLAD! INACT YOUR EVIL PLAN! I DEMAND IT!

Vlad: I do not take orders mind you, but okay. >D

Jullian: ...HEY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Vlad: TAKING OVER, BITCH!

Jullian: @.x *says it like a woman, because he now is* EEEEK!

Vlad: Now, change of clothes. *They Is wearing a dominatrix outfit, cracks whip*

OHBOY. >>;
 
Dammit, I want a loyal army of martial arts master Kangaroo's with machine gun tooting Karola Bears in their pouches, and I want them now!

Mallory: I thought you wanted a loyal army of monkey prostitutes?

I wear many hats of insanity, Mal.

kangaroos can be martial artists, they lack the focus and determination, and koalas cant hold guns, beisdes, their too busy easting and sleeping around
 
actually now I'm curious how she does it too...miracle of !crack?


still isn't Vlad sending himself in as a diversion now too?
 
*looking at Jullian and Alice* Mallory really does need to expand upon his circle of friends. Badly.
 
Yes, but apparently he is enjoying it...

Vlad: *grins like a wild cat*

...A bit too much...


DAMMIT. WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO WITH MORPHING INTO GIRLS?

Trigon: >] Maybe I am to blame for that one? *paints nails*
 
Yes, but apparently he is enjoying it...

Vlad: *grins like a wild cat*

...A bit too much...


DAMMIT. WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO WITH MORPHING INTO GIRLS?

Trigon: >] Maybe I am to blame for that one? *paints nails*

Ravenor: *blushes atthe sight of his now sister* i didnt know you could do that
 
Jullian: ...

Vlad: But of course I can! *grins, waves whip around in the air, spins it* Now, boys! Prepare yourselves! *cracks whip*

WTF?

>>; Oi.
 
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Alice: *can't speak.. is laughing too hard*

yes Mal probably should expand his social horizons
 
Jullian: ...

Vlad: But of course I can! *grins, waves whip around the air* Now, boys! Prepare yourselves! *cracks whip*

WTF?

Ravenor: *is transfixed*

poor boy, as if he didnt already need therapy, now he has the hots for his brother when hes in a female body
 
Ravenor: *is transfixed*

poor boy, as if he didnt already need therapy, now he has the hots for his brother when hes in a female body

Who doesn't? Jullian's a sexy bitch. Even Mal thinks so.

Mallory: Don't make me carry you at superspeed to Alaska and leave you there!
 
as there seems to be some confusion of what's going on in the IC ..I wrote a summary

Rundown of Events So Far in !CRACK VISION.(brought to you by Death.. Death: It’s inevitable!)

Once upon a time ago there were these teen superheroes and they were awesome but then some bad stuff happened and they went away. So Jump City went down the drain and there was death and destruction and pain and malice and a really creepy guy that would flash people WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO EAT! It went on for like ever and was only getting worse. SO obviously something had to be done.

New Hero Rolecall!

Jullian: Hi I am Jules and full of DOOM, but I wants to save the city! OMG THE VOICES ARE DEPRAVED

Mallory: Dad I’m grown now you does not need to drive me to school no moar.
Hex: but then there would be no creepy Lolita action.
Mallory: What?!
Hex: Nothing! We’re here…. *grumbles* I wish you’d stop jumping out mid-conversation like that.

Joker: *STARE*

Ravenor: I’m alone in the tower…. NO SRSLY

Kestrel: I am doomed to follow behind two women in dire need of a stickectomies. WOE.

Arsenal: My grandma is a perv, but so am I so we’re cool.

Joker: *STARE and twitch*

Alice: .. YAY DRESS UP WHEEEEEEEE! Oh yeah..hey peoples! *attacks Mallory*

Arsenal: I’m ME not a peoples *turns her face ON*

Mallory: *gets attacked by Alice* I’m okay!

Ronan: *raises an eyebrow* I is a Prince. So you better recognize.

Joker: … *is a peeping tom that STARES*

Jullian: I’m is a shadow.. I is one with the darkness that lurks in the umm dark. Yes that’s it bwahahahaha.. NOW I IS A KITTY!

Phantasm: Haunting time. Oh it’s haunting time. Haunting time *hums*

Kestrel:..umm yeah hey.

Joker: I’m Joker *and no one cares*

Alice: wait what?! KITTY! *glomps Kitty* I’m gonna love it and hug it and squeeze it and name it George… HOLY SHIT BOOBS *molests X’Hal*

X’Hal: I’m is a princess and WTF!

Mallory: *leers at X’Hal* >_> ..umm hey Dad..still here huh?
Hex: Yes I forgot about the Lolita
Mallory: What?
Hex: Nothing!
Mallory: …ok Hey Jules it’s showtime!

Joker: Where’s the pain?

Jullian: but but..the boobs Y_Y *sighs* fine *transforms from a cat to a human* there..happy now? ..er I mean.. TA DA! I’m green!

Arsenal: Boom Chicka Wow Woow

Ronan: I was supposed to care about you being green?
Mallory: Hey Ro, no jokes under the sea huh?
Ronan: *bitchslaps Mallory* don’t bastardize my name you worthless peasant!

Kestrel: I’m a bitch. I’m a lover. I’m a child. I’m a mother. I’m a sinner. I’m a saint. I will not feel ashamed. …… umm wait Can anyone actually cook?

Jullian: Hey no bitchslapping! …*looks at Kestrel* I <3 cooking!

Ravenor: Bwahaha I locks you all out cause only I HAVE THE POWER! Code..thing..yes… TV!

*door slams in everyone’s faces*

Ronan: WTF

Alice: Ravenor’s a bitch!

Jullian: *shrugs* doesn’t matter cause I can teleport.

Joker:… good cause I can’t walk through walls

Kestrel: If we find a control panel that would be good and all too *glares at Joker*

Mallory: Did someone say walk through walls? I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS! But first .. BOOM CHICKA WOW WOAAGH! *trips* I’m okay!
Ronan: We are so fucked.
Hex: Nuh uh

Jullian: It’s true..Mal is made of awesome and Alice no plotting for you!

Alice: but..but..aww no fair *pouts*

Ravenor: I’m in your towerz eaten your foods and watching your soaps
Mallory:… srsly? Wtf kind of villain are you?

Jullian: Let’s do the timewarp.. I mean teleport again! *appears with the group in front of Mallory and Ravenor* .. brother!

Ravenor: Brother! *stab* NO! DADDY IS ONLY GONNA LOVE ME BIOTCH!

Jullian: O_O
Vladimir: oh he’s gonna die
Trigon: and we’re gonna kill him

Alice: Nuh uh I’M gonna kill him!

Jullian: *has an episode of PMD(Pissy Moment of Doom)*

Joker: Umm are you okay green boy?

Jullian: Yes I’m ok….everything is ok.. I’M FINE OK?!

Kestrel:..This is not the set of Family Fued! mmk.

X’Hal:…. Maybe it isn’t too late to go get hitched instead…

*elsewhere Alice bitchslaps Ravenor*

*Elsewhere elsewhere… Michael Dalton this way comes*

Part DEUX
Part 3!!
Part IV
 
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Yes, poor Mal. >> He has two friends that are HORRIBLE influences!

Jullian: o_o *blinks at his brother*

Vlad: *grins, spins the wip around* Hehehe *croons* ...Prepare to obey my commands! And my commands only, bitch!
 
Wow, okay! That explained uh, a couple things.. I guess?
 
Yes, poor Mal. >> He has two friends that are HORRIBLE influences!

Jullian: o_o *blinks at his brother*

Vlad: *grins, spins the wip around* Hehehe *croons* ...Prepare to obey my commands! And my commands only, bitch!

Ravenor: uhuh... *has no idea whats going on
 
Wow, okay! That explained uh, a couple things.. I guess?

it was supposed to explain stuff?



though if people really are confused they are fully capable of asking questions and all therefore answers may be given...srsly.
 
*runs from behind the fort and grabs Vlad/Jules, yes, and by the boobs, too* BACK! BACK! BACK I SAY! *pulls them away* NO NO! BAD VLAD! BAD! BAD DOG! I MEAN... BAD DEMON!

Vlad: >[

Jullian: >>;;
 
I have a vague idea of what's going on. Basically all the new people arrived at the tower, there were some introductions of sorts, some crazy people talking to themselves, and then the tower went into lockdown for reasons unknown.

Meanwhile, my character is actively heading toward the tower because.. that's where everyone is and I gotta interact sometime.. I think my hope was that something was attacking the tower and he'd be somewhat unwillingly dragged into the fight.
 
I have a vague idea of what's going on. Basically all the new people arrived at the tower, there were some introductions of sorts, some crazy people talking to themselves, and then the tower went into lockdown for reasons unknown.

Meanwhile, my character is actively heading toward the tower because.. that's where everyone is and I gotta interact sometime.. I think my hope was that something was attacking the tower and he'd be somewhat unwillingly dragged into the fight.

reasons unknown? more like cause ravenors a dick
 
it isn't for reasons unknown..Ravenor literally just locked them out cause he's an antisocial little bitch...
 
Oh, I see. Is he the token 'asshole for no valid reason' character, then?
 
Jullian: *pats Rav on the head* Aww. He can't help it. He did not have such a good past! He'll lighten up...eventually...

Vlad: >>
 
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