voluptuary_manque
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Apparently the section on the anal violin is... stimulating.![]()
Apparently the section on the anal violin is... stimulating.![]()
I suck on violin.
I may have to give it another go.
That's the problem, you are not supposed to suck on a violin![]()
My meager attempts at playing sound as if I am.
Screeeech. Sluuurrrrp.
Bleah.
This books title reminds me of a quote (I forget who said it):
"Candy is dandy, but sex doesn't rot your teeth."
Just your brain.
In the most delightful way.
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That also depends upon whom your with...and the frequency of the encounters.
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Most folks have sex on the brain, some just don't admit it![]()
I've had sex on just about everything in my house, but never on the brain!![]()
How 'bout the tv?![]()
Impossible! HM bought a flatscreen and anyone who can have sex on that thing is a better contortionist than I want to be. Now kitchen tables are okay.