I don't like obese people.

[Calabama]

Where he comes from, he is the only woman in town.

Good point

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i don't think so.

i could be wrong, but i don't think so.

quotes strikes me as being much more sophisticated, whether by experience or by education or by both. i don't think he as nearly as one dimensional as he generally lets on for in here.

ray, regardless of the guise, has never left me with that impression.

Bollock's never had the skill set to mask his persona. All of his alts have been pretty template and obvious. I just thought it was evident the way the same parade of alts follow each other down the line whenever one posts. All we're missing right now is Kill_Whitey, but he's the new stalker of RoryN.

 

[cjh]

Using dynamite to kill all the fish in the lake is hardly a fucking sport you dopy fuck…

To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

In other words my ridiculous friend, shut the fuck up, you are not in the same league as me and even your vivid imagination will struggle to convince you that you are.

oh, i could care less whether i am in your league or not. i do rather well in my own and am quite content to be there. some of the people in it are above me and some below. somehow, i doubt being in your league, whether it be above or below me, would prove very satisfying; i would derive little pleasure from sharing the outlook on life you reveal in here. it's reads rather hollow.

speaking of reading, when i read your posts, the wording and the meter of rather treacly english prog rock comes to mind. i think uriah heep, for some reason.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/84/01/de554310fca01bb08ed64010.L.jpg

 

[Ray_Tarded]

man, your pathetic

The word you're looking for is "you're" not your, you fucking tard.

 

[Quotes]

Words to the wise...

People really need to start smelling the coffee around here… Take your parents as an example, they BOTH despise you nowadays.

Therefore, why can’t two individuals on the Internet conclude that you are a fucking horrendous human being that needs ridiculing every time you post your poorly thought-out garbage…

Why do you think that every name who exposes your blatant faults is one person with 5 or so alts.

You know you are a fucking failure so why do you assume that others will not notice your inadequacies’?

 

[ShivanDragon00]

The word you're looking for is "you're" not your, you fucking tard.

oh thank you for clearing up my grammatical error....how very.....quotesish of you. but again, thanks even though i dont give a fuck.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

Bollock's never had the skill set to mask his persona. All of his alts have been pretty template and obvious. I just thought it was evident the way the same parade of alts follow each other down the line whenever one posts. All we're missing right now is Kill_Whitey, but he's the new stalker of RoryN.

I'm being totally serious now, you'd be surprised.

A few alts you're referring to are me, but I've played you like a sucker with some of my alts. You'd never guess it was me.

You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

 

[ShivanDragon00]

People really need to start smelling the coffee around here… Take your parents as an example, they BOTH despise you nowadays.

Therefore, why can’t two individuals on the Internet conclude that you are a fucking horrendous human being that needs ridiculing every time you post your poorly thought-out garbage…

Why do you think that every name who exposes your blatant faults is one person with 5 or so alts.

You know you are a fucking failure so why do you assume that others will not notice your inadequacies’?

Actually you just amuse me, as i like to say....morons make the world go 'round so keep up the good work

 

[ShivanDragon00]

I'm being totally serious now, you'd be surprised.

A few alts you're referring to are me, but I've played you like a sucker with some of my alts. You'd never guess it was me.

You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

And your proud of the fact that you have so many alts and that you can confuse others with them. Seriously, do you see no sadness in this fact? I mean is this your life's work?

 

[Ray_Tarded]

oh thank you for clearing up my grammatical error....how very.....quotesish of you. but again, thanks even though i dont give a fuck.

You look as though you were taught English by a drug addict.

 

[Quotes]

I'm being totally serious now, you'd be surprised.

A few alts you're referring to are me, but I've played you like a sucker with some of my alts. You'd never guess it was me.

You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

These idiots all think they have their ear to the ground and know what is going on...

It's amazing really, we bombard the idiots with fact after fact and their response is to play a guessing game and try to work out who we are...

Returning to the positioning of their ears... consequently they are reduced to listening to a load of fucking dog shit.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And your proud of the fact that you have so many alts and that you can confuse others with them. Seriously, do you see no sadness in this fact? I mean is this your life's work?

What's great is that they go to sleep every night with this "victory" in their heads. Like, they do the fist-punch-in-the-air thing and yell out, "Yeah! I got him good! Ha ha ha on you!" And I suppose if it makes them happier as a person, the whole internet subterfuge thing, then there's nothing inherently bad about it. Because before the internet, they would most likely be prone to shooting their local Denny's out of boredom and frustration. Here, at least, they can neutralize their social weaknesses through role playing.

 

[cjh]

What's great is that they go to sleep every night with this "victory" in their heads. Like, they do the fist-punch-in-the-air thing and yell out, "Yeah! I got him good! Ha ha ha on you!" And I suppose if it makes them happier as a person, the whole internet subterfuge thing, then there's nothing inherently bad about it. Because before the internet, they would most likely be prone to shooting their local Denny's out of boredom and frustration. Here, at least, they can neutralize their social weaknesses through role playing.

so do you think quotes and ray would hang out in real life?

or do you think quotes would contemptuously dismiss ray as being beneath his station?

my guess is the latter.

must be a bit demeaning to ally with someone you would otherwise dismiss simply because no one else shares your bitterness and condescension.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

What's great is that they go to sleep every night with this "victory" in their heads. Like, they do the fist-punch-in-the-air thing and yell out, "Yeah! I got him good! Ha ha ha on you!" And I suppose if it makes them happier as a person, the whole internet subterfuge thing, then there's nothing inherently bad about it. Because before the internet, they would most likely be prone to shooting their local Denny's out of boredom and frustration. Here, at least, they can neutralize their social weaknesses through role playing.

If there is one member of this piss poor excuse for a forum that us trolls get to more than any other it's you, Irezumi. And yes, I'm including little Rory in that. You are a trolls dream, you bite EVERY single time.

You have more internet arguments in one week than many members here have in the space of one alt. You're pathetic and you lose every time because you bite every time. We can literally see the vein on the side of your head bursting as you click the little red 'thumbs down' icon on the top of the irate posts you make and as you launch into one of your infamous internet tirades, challenging people that you know live no where near you to fist fights in real life, whilst trying to intimidate them with your tales of a Capoeira background (a non contact martial art) and your hilarious Gracie wrestling black belt. Hilarious because the Gracie family are world reknowned Brazilian Jiu Jitsu experts and are known to suck at wrestling.

In short, you're nothing but a crying JOKE!

But we love having you around, you're a character and a half and you hand us trolls (your slave masters) so much ammunition to murder you with.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

so do you think quotes and ray would hang out in real life?

or do you think quotes would contemptuously dismiss ray as being beneath his station?

my guess is the latter.

must be a bit demeaning to ally with someone you would otherwise dismiss simply because no one else shares your bitterness and condescension.

You're like a snapping little chihuahua that nobody pays attention to, you know that? Do you have your pom poms in your hand as you cheerlead the losing team?

 

[cjh]

You're like a snapping little chihuahua that nobody pays attention to, you know that? Do you have your pom poms in your hand as you cheerlead the losing team?

you've finally delivered a decent line.

took you a fucking long time.

so tell me, do you measure your worth in martial arts, too, lapdog?

 

[Ray_Tarded]

These idiots all think they have their ear to the ground and know what is going on...

It's amazing really, we bombard the idiots with fact after fact and their response is to play a guessing game and try to work out who we are...

Returning to the positioning of their ears... consequently they are reduced to listening to a load of fucking dog shit.

Anyone would think they're a bunch of Africans...... because they spend so much time in De Nile.

 

[cjh]

Anyone would think they're a bunch of Africans...... because they spend so much time in De Nile.

ooooh.

you just lost the little bit of credibility you gained with the chihuahua and pompoms.

did you really pull that out?

really?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

so do you think quotes and ray would hang out in real life?

or do you think quotes would contemptuously dismiss ray as being beneath his station?

my guess is the latter.

must be a bit demeaning to ally with someone you would otherwise dismiss simply because no one else shares your bitterness and condescension.

I'm thinking that Quotes is older than Ray/Bollock. Maybe by ten or fifteen years. Which would make Quotes the more pathetic of the two, surprisingly. Feather in Ray's cap.

They probably wouldn't hang out as buddy-buddy. The closest they'd get to each other would be Quotes serving Ray's drinks at the bar. Then Ray would stiff him on the tip and Quotes would bum rush him. I could see Ray kicking Quotes' ass, even drunk. Youth would have the advantage. But Quotes would probably shank him with a butter knife afterwards.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking that Quotes is older than Ray/Bollock. Maybe by ten or fifteen years. Which would make Quotes the more pathetic of the two, surprisingly. Feather in Ray's cap.

They probably wouldn't hang out as buddy-buddy. The closest they'd get to each other would be Quotes serving Ray's drinks at the bar. Then Ray would stiff him on the tip and Quotes would bum rush him. I could see Ray kicking Quotes' ass, even drunk. Youth would have the advantage. But Quotes would probably shank him with a butter knife afterwards.

That was quite a funny read actually.

But my previous post still stands........

If there is one member of this piss poor excuse for a forum that us trolls get to more than any other it's you, Irezumi. And yes, I'm including little Rory in that. You are a trolls dream, you bite EVERY single time.

You have more internet arguments in one week than many members here have in the space of one alt. You're pathetic and you lose every time because you bite every time. We can literally see the vein on the side of your head bursting as you click the little red 'thumbs down' icon on the top of the irate posts you make and as you launch into one of your infamous internet tirades, challenging people that you know live no where near you to fist fights in real life, whilst trying to intimidate them with your tales of a Capoeira background (a non contact martial art) and your hilarious Gracie wrestling black belt. Hilarious because the Gracie family are world reknowned Brazilian Jiu Jitsu experts and are known to suck at wrestling.

In short, you're nothing but a crying JOKE!

But we love having you around, you're a character and a half and you hand us trolls (your slave masters) so much ammunition to murder you with.

You've actually gone down a couple of notches since I posted that too, because you're taking the cheerleading chihuahua man's posts seriously. NO ONE takes that fruity little multi-posting loser seriously......

 

[cjh]

I'm thinking that Quotes is older than Ray/Bollock. Maybe by ten or fifteen years. Which would make Quotes the more pathetic of the two, surprisingly. Feather in Ray's cap.

They probably wouldn't hang out as buddy-buddy. The closest they'd get to each other would be Quotes serving Ray's drinks at the bar. Then Ray would stiff him on the tip and Quotes would bum rush him. I could see Ray kicking Quotes' ass, even drunk. Youth would have the advantage. But Quotes would probably shank him with a butter knife afterwards.

hah. you've got a good point. potential wasted and bitter for it. i think, though, ray is looking too hard for quote's approval. he flounders until quotes shows up and puts up the verbal fight that he cannot muster on his own. my guess is that ray would subjugate himself to quotes and that quotes would use that to his full advantage.

 

[cjh]

That was quite a funny read actually.

But my previous post still stands........



You've actually gone down a couple of notches since I posted that too, because you're taking the cheerleading chihuahua man's posts seriously. NO ONE takes that fruity little multi-posting loser seriously......

shit. he could fuck more women from this board than i've got fingers; there's a thread running right now that demonstrates that. he plays words like bebop and and has a great illustration style. you are deceiving yourself if you believe your words.

 

[Quotes]

I get the impression that CrackerjackHrt secretly yearns to join the dark side and become a Troll.

I think at school, he was the wittiest child in an otherwise dull and boring class and had high expectations of entertaining the online masses until, he realised that the competition was far too humorous.

Think about it, he’s used “cracker” in his screen name and I suspect that he’s collected the jokes from Christmas Crackers for years… He wanted to come online, like numerous other wannabe comedians and entertain us with his rib-breaking humour.

Now he’s pissed because he knows that he’s lacking and is trying to take his vast disappointment out on Ray and me…

 

[Ray_Tarded]

^^^^

I want everyone to read the above conversation between the pom pom clad chihuahua man and Irezumi 'the internet bad ass' CAREFULLY because you can clearly see who wears the pants in their sweet little relationship.

The chihuahua man is his yes man, his bitch.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

shit. he could fuck more women from this board than i've got fingers; there's a thread running right now that demonstrates that. he plays words like bebop and and has a great illustration style. you are deceiving yourself if you believe your words.

Could your tongue be buried any deeper up Irezumi's asshole?

Lemme guess, you're one of those cuckolds, aren't you? I mean, if you had a wife to cuckold.

You're a cuckold without a woman, that's great.