Sooooo bored and slightly tipsy

luvkitten

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So I have this rose wine which is strawberry flavoured which kinda means that is not rose wine...its strawberry flavoured alcohol claiming to be rose wine.

I know you're looking for more sex talk rather than wine talk but i've been drinking so i'd rather talk about wine cus thats what i'm really thinking about...but that just cus my glass is empty but the bottle is on the floor so it won't be for long.

Anyway, the point is i'm bored and slightly tipsy but still managing to spell correctly as far as i know although i'm slightly tipsy so who knows how bad my spelling is...i've never done the slightly tipsy spelling test before....maybe you could tell me....who knows?

If you're from america and I've used words which you spell without 'u' s that cus I'm british and so 'u's are normal for me... i'm also 22...so i grew up with mobiles phones and tbh its difficult for me to get out of text speak but i try, and i try to not used the word 'like' too much but i think i do especially when i'm talking

Am currently watching gavin and stacey, and yes i had to look up the spelling os stacey...and yes those are real pics of me... i still have that bra although it doesn't fit too well anymore but i keep it because its my favourite.

The truth is, by the time you read this i'll be sleeping off a hangover while a small sister bangs on the door attempting to get me to open presents before church...anyway...if you wanna talk i'm on yahoo...i just tried to spell that with three o's but i stopped myself cus i'm not quite that tipsy yet....sta_kitten....if you're on yahoo btw....i should stop talking cus two handed typing is stopping me pouring wine.
 
I happen to like the way the British use "u's" in a lot of their words. It's just so.....British. ;)
 
lol, Is it strange that u responded to the 'u's comment but not the slightly tipsy bit?
 
and who doesn't like quirky....do you also like correcting spelling mistakes? I bet we could have crazy ocd sex....what are you whereing? .....you mean wearing, and nothing.... you should have put a capital letter in that, and some '' and a full stop, but that is totally hot that your naked..... you mean 'you're' ....
 
and who doesn't like quirky....do you also like correcting spelling mistakes? I bet we could have crazy ocd sex....what are you whereing? .....you mean wearing, and nothing.... you should have put a capital letter in that, and some '' and a full stop, but that is totally hot that your naked..... you mean 'you're' ....

*L* I love it when a lady talks dirty grammar to me!
 
lol...nothing is as sexy as correct grammar....are you an english teacher...when i was at school i had a totally hot english teacher...
 
Van halen - cool

what stories?

Russel brand is on now...i like him... i don't care whose granddaughter he slept with while on the radio
 
Van halen - cool

what stories?

Russel brand is on now...i like him... i don't care whose granddaughter he slept with while on the radio

He was the one on Forgetting Sarah Marshal yes?

My knowledge of British actors are limited to what I see on BBC America...and yes, it is the geeky shows I watch on there.

No matter how hard I try, I can never seem to get my dork completely hidden.

;)
 
The stories posted on Lit under this name lass. You sound like just the fastidious grammarian I need to look them over.

I'm not drinking wine. Budweiser. The real one, Czech, not the awful other stuff.
 
yeah but he's not an actor...hes a stand up dude who recently got sacked from bbc radio for phoning some girl's grandad and telling him how he slept with her...good times
 
there is a good version of budwiser? shocking? although i love their adverts....i shall look up your pics but poss not tonight....
 
yeah but he's not an actor...hes a stand up dude who recently got sacked from bbc radio for phoning some girl's grandad and telling him how he slept with her...good times

I'd brag too, although probably not to her grandfather.
 
and the grandad is a 'national treasure' cus he pretended to be a stupid spanish guy in faulty towers so its was like treason to sleep with the granddaughter who is in a dance troupe called 'satan's sluts'
 
there is a good version of budwiser? shocking? although i love their adverts....i shall look up your pics but poss not tonight....

Not a fan of beer or wine.....now give me a good she-she drink that has fruit in it....Oooo, or better yet, with ice cream in it.....now you are talking!


Hmmmm....I need to work on the manly image I conveying on here. ;)
 
Not pics, stories kitten.....sounds like you're more than tipsy now, tuts!

It's called Budweiser Budvar, to distinguish it from the US imposter. I understand that the US company stole the name, and there have been some legal battles about it.

The Czechs invented lager a good few centuries ago. Budweiser is amongst the best.

Happy christmas! Only 30 mins to go. And go easy on the strawberry rose.
 
and the grandad is a 'national treasure' cus he pretended to be a stupid spanish guy in faulty towers so its was like treason to sleep with the granddaughter who is in a dance troupe called 'satan's sluts'

And this Russell guy deflowered the poor innocent girl? If there's any justice in the world, he'll be getting a lump of coal in his stocking tonight.
 
Im glad the uk is still around on here,is it me but glad when christmas been and gone
 
Not pics, stories kitten.....sounds like you're more than tipsy now, tuts!

It's called Budweiser Budvar, to distinguish it from the US imposter. I understand that the US company stole the name, and there have been some legal battles about it.

The Czechs invented lager a good few centuries ago. Budweiser is amongst the best.

Happy christmas! Only 30 mins to go. And go easy on the strawberry rose.
stories...pics...same thing in my head..

interesting budwiser facts...shall be attempting to find the good stuff cus the american stuff sucks....like totally...tastes like the cat's litter tray smells...

have stopped drinking cus i think ppl will be concerned if i drank a whole bottle tonight...

and yep....christmas - meh
 
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