A Run In Wiv' The Law

[neonlyte]

We bought sausage rolls for a Christmas buffet... they were awful... so I decided, against Ines's protestations, to make my own. (A tradition in our family)

After I got rid of Ines to see friends in London, I called by our local 7/11 store to buy puff pastry and pork shoulder.

There were two people ahead of me in the queue at the till, a guy my age (15000'ansumfin), and a guy in a mobility cart... a small disabled electrically powered cart. The disabled guy was struggling to pay his bill and collect his shopping, the guy immediately in front of me turned to me and said 'F**king tosser'.

I think I said, 'Don't be an arse hole, or you'll end up in one of those.' I was extremely angry... it probably showed.

The long and short of it is the guy accused me of threatening him, he called the police... and as luck would have it, a police car happened to be in the car park while the officers bought doughnuts (or sumfin)

I received a formal police caution for making threats, so I now have a police record for calling an ignoramus a PRICK.

Fucking people... Ines is going to kill me


ETA: I'm swapping my 24yr old Volvo for a disability car in January. I think I'll use the last few days of the cars life driving into people I hate

 

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[Guest]

We bought sausage rolls for a Christmas buffet... they were awful... so I decided, against Ines's protestations, to make my own. (A tradition in our family)

After I got rid of Ines to see friends in London, I called by our local 7/11 store to buy puff pastry and pork shoulder.

There were two people ahead of me in the queue at the till, a guy my age (15000'ansumfin), and a guy in a mobility cart... a small disabled electrically powered cart. The disabled guy was struggling to pay his bill and collect his shopping, the guy immediately in front of me turned to me and said 'F**king tosser'.

I think I said, 'Don't be an arse hole, or you'll end up in one of those.' I was extremely angry... it probably showed.

The long and short of it is the guy accused me of threatening him, he called the police... and as luck would have it, a police car happened to be in the car park while the officers bought doughnuts (or sumfin)

I received a formal police caution for making threats, so I now have a police record for calling an ignoramus a PRICK.

Fucking people... Ines is going to kill me


ETA: I'm swapping my 24yr old Volvo for a disability car in January. I think I'll use the last few days of the cars life driving into people I hate

What an asshole!

So sorry, Will. You did the right thing.

But you have a police record now? Cool. This really raises your street cred, yannow?

 

[glynndah]

Are those sausage rolls big enough to hide a file for the jailhouse bars, or do we need to start baking cakes?


Hey! A perfect use for all those holiday fruit cakes!

 

[neonlyte]

I received a proper telling off from the missus.

I'm now grounded until the New Year

 

[DesertPirate]

I received a proper telling off from the missus.

I'm now grounded until the New Year

You should be less politicaly correct and just say what you think

 

[redpaint]

What the world need is more criminals Like you. May if you good the Miss will let you out early for good behavior.

 

[jomar]

You're an outlaw now - I'm keeping my eye out for you on Cops!

 

[cloudy]

Welcome to the dark side, Will.

my record is for nothing so noble - I just punched a cop, that's all.

 

[rgraham666]

The cop deserved it.

 

[cloudy]

The cop deserved it.

He did, and richly so.

 

[Just-Legal]

I have/had a couple of cautions for drunk and disorderly - including one New Years Eve for a loud and drunken redition of "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" my myself and my father up the main street in our town (I refuse to call it a city just because of the poxy Cathedral - the place is tiny) at about 4am.

The caution was completely spolit by the fact the officer was clearly a Pratchett fan as she couldn't stop laughing and at one point asked where in heck we'd found the scumble to get that drunk. She also wasn't too impressed when she found out it was my own father I'd nearly got arrested with.