Liar's Holiday Gift Tips #5

[Liar]

I'll just post this here without comment.

Or wait, here's a comment: Am I a geek if the prospect of owning one of those gives me a woody?

(And no, it's not a sex bot.)

 

[Elianna]

I always knew there was a reason all planes, missiles, bullets, and... oh yeah, space shuttles resemble a particular part of a male's anatomy.

Boys.

 

[rgraham666]

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Don't blame us if that just happens to be the perfect shape to penetrate fluids.



Actually, the shuttle is too primitive to interest me. Now when someone comes up with star drive . . .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I bet it would cost a helluva lot in parking fees. And remember, Liar, that you'd have to brush the snow off every time you want to take it for a trip, or the police will fine you 2000:- SEK.

 

[vella_ms]

ok, if you start saving now...


well, i just wanted to give a little hope.

 

[glynndah]

I bet it would cost a helluva lot in parking fees. And remember, Liar, that you'd have to brush the snow off every time you want to take it for a trip, or the police will fine you 2000:- SEK.

I have a meadow you're welcome to use for parking. Getting it here might be a problem, though.

 

[rgraham666]

Yeah. The fuel costs would be enormous.

 

[glynndah]

Yeah. The fuel costs would be enormous.

Yes, and the narrow country roads might be a problem. I wonder if that old guy on the corner would mind moving his house. Just temporarily, of course.

 

[rgraham666]

If we land it there his house will be moved regardless.

Imagine the look on his insurance agent's face?

 

[Liar]

Yes, and the narrow country roads might be a problem. I wonder if that old guy on the corner would mind moving his house. Just temporarily, of course.

I think I can probably move it for him with this thingy. Temporarily, of course.

 

[cloudy]

I'll just post this here without comment.

Or wait, here's a comment: Am I a geek if the prospect of owning one of those gives me a woody?

(And no, it's not a sex bot.)

Actually, one of them will most likely end up at the Space Museum forty-five minutes north of me, in Huntsville.

They already have a couple of the Apollo capsules, the Quarantine trailer, and one of the original Saturn rockets. Really, really cool place.

 

[glynndah]

I found this. It seems to belong here.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/18/128741048056590409.jpg