My first form letter on collarme.

Betticus

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Just received today. I haven't contacted this person and as I've never received a form letter I'll submit it to my lit bdsm friends for a review and opinions. I'll remove the identifying bits of course. :)

Hello, how u doing?.......xxxx is my name. I attended Wilson Primary School and Desert Vista High School both in Phoenix, Arizona USA. My Dad met my Mum in Sacramento, California. They both fell in love and married in San Diego few years after they met. My Dad was later transfered to Phoenix in Arizona and they both relocated to Arizona where I was born in 1980. I grew up in Phoenix and attended both primary and high school there until my both parents died in an autocrash in 1995. Things were not easy at first when I lost both parents cos I was still in high school then but things began to be better for good when I left high school and a friend of mine in the school introduced me to his brother who is into business of buying and re-selling goods and merchandise. I was working for him at first and later started my own business some years after....I am now the boss of myself and happy doing my job. I met a guy few years back and the relationship was so great that we were planning marriage before he met another lady that distracted him away from him, he eventually left me for the girl and I have since forgottten him. A friend of mine introduced me to BDSM and I have never regret being one especially being a slave for over 8 yrs, I was never after the money my master pays me, I just love it cos I derive a lot of pleasure especially blindfolding......Like I said I'm into supply business and I buy and re-sell agric goods to my chinese clients in shanghai, china. am currently away to africa nigeria to buy goods for my clients, I have been here for the past 3 weeks and shall be done in few weeks latest first or second week Jan. depending on when my goods are cleared for shipping by the customs and lagos port authority........If you really wanted me there as your slave, then u gonna wait for some weeks when I would have been done here, I'm willing to relocate to meet my master having chatted online and get to know eachother better.....hope to chat with you online later...byee for now....add me and let's chat better my chat Id and e-mail address is xxxx@yahoo.com you may e-mail your pics to me so that we shall share pics.

Yours faithfully,
xxxx.
 
Uhmm, Bet? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Laugh at how ridiculous this letter is or cry that it is so very badly written.

If you are seriously thinking about answering this all I can say is;

Come over here, lay your head in my lap and let me distract you till the urge goes away.
 
Uhmm, Bet? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Laugh at how ridiculous this letter is or cry that it is so very badly written.

If you are seriously thinking about answering this all I can say is;

Come over here, lay your head in my lap and let me distract you till the urge goes away.

No, I wasn't going to answer it.
 
I didn't really think you were. It was just a good excuse to get your head in my lap.

(So much for subtle)
 
WOW no way. Ive seen and heard it all. .

Bett you deserve so much more..

My mom always told me you cant spell it you cant be it. ;)
 
Holy Cow. I can't finish it, the run on sentences are just . . . *shudders*

That said, talk about TMI in a introductory letter.
 
am currently away to africa nigeria
Hmm... I wonder if this is a variation on the Nigerian bank funds scams? It's about as literate as most of them...
 
Hmm... I wonder if this is a variation on the Nigerian bank funds scams? It's about as literate as most of them...

Oh Nigeria is full of these people. I had a whole bunch of them trying to scam me for a mobile phone I tried to sell on ebay. In just one week of bidding I had: -

scammer1 said:
I have por acsess to comuptor so I send you check. Phone is for my son who is birthday next week. Please send phone to xxxxxxx with leter says 'from your loving father' and check will come soon.

An email seemingly from Ebay saying that my item had been won by a Nigerian guy before the auction actually finished. Ebay swiftly confirmed that it was a fake email bounced from a Nigerian site.

A successful bid for £1000 (phone was worth about £200) from Nigeria which was paid through a fake 'paypal' site that actually hacked for bank details/account access. My bank headed off that one and refused payment before they even told me what was happening. I informed Ebay and the guy was banned.

A email offering me a 2 carat diamond in exchange for the phone.

Needless to say, I relisted as selling in the UK/Europe only and still had a load of hassle before a guy in Italy finally coughed up.
 
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