What's your secret weapon?

[voluptuary_manque]

Sarah can suck start a leaf blower?????

Damn..............

You gonna be in Chicago, now?

 

[TxRad]

Sarah can suck start a leaf blower?????

Damn..............

And that's not even her bestest talent.

She gives great co-writing as well

What? Did you perverts think I was talking about something sexual? Sex, sex, sex. all the time sex.

Ain't it great.

 

[Guest]

And that's not even her bestest talent.

She gives great co-writing as well

What? Did you perverts think I was talking about something sexual? Sex, sex, sex. all the time sex.

Ain't it great.

Gimme a few days to recuperate from Christmas with the kids and I'll have some naughty words to send your way.

 

[TxRad]

Gimme a few days to recuperate from Christmas with the kids and I'll have some naughty words to send your way.

Promises. Promises.

Oh, you mean our story.

 

[Guest]

Promises. Promises.

Oh, you mean our story.

No, I wasn't talking about the story, actually.

 

[glynndah]

Who needs weapons? I have skills.

 

[rgraham666]

I believe the correct way to say that these days is "I haz skillz."

 

[TheReapersWife]

I have a whole box of weapons that I openly use against others, but if I'm somehow disarmed and found completely weaponless and the victim has more fight than expected....

*she looks left, then right, then left again*

....I bite. Temporary solution, but I can still draw blood with these suckers. *she licks her teeth* And really that's the point, yeah? For me it is anyways....

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I never disclose my secret weapons lest my enemies overhear my disclosure and use the information against me.

 

[glynndah]

I believe the correct way to say that these days is "I haz skillz."

Ah, but proper grammar is one of those skills, sweetie.

 

[Liar]

Low expectations.

 

[rgraham666]

Ah, but proper grammar is one of those skills, sweetie.

I've noticed.

 

[Sarah_and_Tex]

I show up, take over our joint account, and now he leaves!

 

[TxRad]

I show up, take over our joint account, and now he leaves!

I couldn't get in, someone already had that suit on...

Anyway I look all stressed out in that color.

 

[Guest]

I couldn't get in, someone already had that suit on...

Anyway I look all stressed out in that color.

I was approaching 30 posts and losing the Virgin status.

I didn't feel right doing that without you, somehow.

 

[TxRad]

I was approaching 30 posts and losing the Virgin status.

I didn't feel right doing that without you, somehow.

After writing that story with you, I think we can both forget about virgin anythings. Of course that brings to mind extra virgin olive oil and plastic sheets.


Hmm, I think this should have been on the keeping it up thread.

 

[oggbashan]

My secret weapon is my extensive supply of relations.

They are spread around the world and have infiltrated many positions of real power.

Who knows? One of Og's relations might be watching you now.

They don't all look like me, and sometimes they look nothing like me, because my family has spread their genes so widely that the relations might be white, or black, or yellow or even red.

Since the real me can trace my ancestry back to 1326 AD and possibly to 56 BC the number of blood relations runs into hundreds of thousands.

Of course, as King Og, I was around before Noah's Flood. Afterwards, apart from my official wives I had hundreds of concubines. My descendants have populated the world. Perhaps even you are descended from Og.

Frightening thought, isn't it?

Og

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Any of 'em ever mate with a bear?

 

[oggbashan]

Any of 'em ever mate with a bear?

Probably. Many of them travelled to the far West of Canada before there were any women around. Since they didn't take any Welsh sheep with them a female bear might seem attractive.

Og

 

[Guest]

My secret weapon is my extensive supply of relations.

They are spread around the world and have infiltrated many positions of real power.

Who knows? One of Og's relations might be watching you now.

They don't all look like me, and sometimes they look nothing like me, because my family has spread their genes so widely that the relations might be white, or black, or yellow or even red.

Since the real me can trace my ancestry back to 1326 AD and possibly to 56 BC the number of blood relations runs into hundreds of thousands.

Of course, as King Og, I was around before Noah's Flood. Afterwards, apart from my official wives I had hundreds of concubines. My descendants have populated the world. Perhaps even you are descended from Og.

Frightening thought, isn't it?

Og

Dad??

 

[Guest]

After writing that story with you, I think we can both forget about virgin anythings. Of course that brings to mind extra virgin olive oil and plastic sheets.


Hmm, I think this should have been on the keeping it up thread.

Ooooh.

Oil.

Story 2? After the pool?

 

[oggbashan]

Dad??

Granddad, perhaps.

I'm too old to be Dad.

Og

 

[The_Fool]

Innocuous deeds, spontaneous words, decadent thoughts and a strong penchant for the tasting of a woman’s lips.

 

[Guest]

Granddad, perhaps.

I'm too old to be Dad.

Og

Grampa Og.

 

[Guest]

Innocuous deeds, spontaneous words, decadent thoughts and a strong penchant for the tasting of a woman’s lips.