~qp~ Wedding Schedule

[Primalex]

As I get inquiries about the state every now and then, I thought I can put the schedule and the current situation here online and up-to-date with the latest pictures for those who care or are nosy.


Engagement Ring - check
Proposal - check - forgot to demand an instant blowjob as sign of her gratitude though, crying women still irritate me sometimes, when I didn't beat them. Mental note: catch up.
Civil Registry Dress - check - I think. She mumbled something like "I got it, but it's not that sexy". Is this a "Yes" or a "No"? Mental note: Still need to work on the female-male translator. Update: check. When questioned again, she replied in this reproachful way:"But I told you already! Yes, I have it. I went shopping to get it. Do you remember?" "No, not really." "Hrmph. Did you also forget that I mentioned that it's so tight that I need to wear a thong?" "Ha! Now I remember it!" "Hrmph. Men"
Restaurant - check - menu contains an acceptable amount of steak variations
Civil Registry - scheduled for 12/01/08
Wedding Ring - design made by myself ready, quotes from goldsmiths and heart-attack received. Mental note: need to add GPS transmitter to the ring in case it gets lost or stolen or incorporate 24/7 cage time in our relationship.
Church Wedding Dress - Phase 1 completed - female made the first decisions, see attachment. Mental note: 99 phases to go
Church Wedding - scheduled for 05/02/09 - no chrismation, need to check if the church minds. Mental note: Is it okay to lie to a god you don't believe in? Update: Date fixed, church does not mind
Restaurant II - check - less acceptable amount of steak variations, but more appropiate upper class style

 

[00Syd]

I love that dress!

Weddings are so exciting. Congratulations to you both!

 

[Harmony_1985]

Aww that dress is pretty and so is the ring!

 

[sexycaz22]

Awww I love the rings! They are beautiful designed!

Congraulations!

 

[rida]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

I was indeed wondering what was going on. Glad to hear the wedding machine has been set in motion

 

[minx1]

Both are beautiful

 

[kinkyknickers]

The dress is gorgeous, so cute. Noice one

 

[Primalex]

you know.... what immediately came to my mind when reading this part was "well then wear something sexy under it"

Funny, she mentioned today she had to go shopping for "wedding underwear", whatever this is. I only know the categories "front access" and "back access". *shrugs*

 

[rida]

from experience; wedding underwear does come in two categories..

the lingerie for showing off on the wedding night (to you) and the corsettry or other support garments (like spanx) to make her look better in the dress that goes over top of it (so she can look good for the camera)

depending on what support garments are picked.. it could be "no access"

and than there are the ones that pick a sexy piece that end up showing through the fabric of the wedding dress and have all the men drooling ...



(I love weddings! I should have another one ... hehe)


To Primalex re: giving vows to a god you don't believe in

Ultimately that is the reason why I personally didn't want a church wedding.
But if it is important to your bride, her family or yours, just go along with it.
I might not agree with the church or believe in the god they believe, but if he exist, I'm sure he is more concerned about the overall picture than whether you followed the church instructions to the last T.

 

[shy slave]

Beautiful dress, beautiful rings.

I am sure the wedding underwear will be all you could wish for too.

Congratulations, I look forward to seeing some wedding pics.

I love weddings

 

[wayfarm]

from experience; wedding underwear does come in two categories..

the lingerie for showing off on the wedding night (to you) and the corsettry or other support garments (like spanx) to make her look better in the dress that goes over top of it (so she can look good for the camera)

depending on what support garments are picked.. it could be "no access"

Ohhh no no. On my "next" wedding day, if she has spanx, panty hose or any other type of cheap undergarment, that will simply not fly.

The simple thought of it....Maybe if you were doing it on the cheap or something....

Congrats on the engagement and good luck on the nuptials.

 

[kinkyknickers]

from experience; wedding underwear does come in two categories..

the lingerie for showing off on the wedding night (to you) and the corsettry or other support garments (like spanx) to make her look better in the dress that goes over top of it (so she can look good for the camera)

depending on what support garments are picked.. it could be "no access"

Heh . My best friend just got married this past weekend. She was having trouble with her "shape wear" (that's the nice name for ugly slimming underwear) before we left for the ceremony, the snap-fasteners in the crotch on her bodysuit wouldn't stay closed.
I had to stifle a laugh when I heard her exclaim, "bloody bodysuit", from behind me as we walked down the aisle. She went through the whole ceremony sans crotch with a bit of extra aircon for her marital goodies.
Rather funny, I think .

 

[FurryFury]

The rings and dress are nice.

I personally don't love weddings. They make me cry. I think it's all that crap about staying together until death do us part. Or maybe it's knowing the person marrying my friend is rarely, if ever, good enough. Maybe it's knowing that marriage was created by and for men. LOL.

However, I've been married twice and both in a church. Why? It's what my partners wanted. I figured it couldn't hurt and who knows, if that magical all knowing, loving God does exist, it might even help.

*shrug*

 

[Primalex]

Maybe it's knowing that marriage was created by and for men. LOL.

For sure not or the alimony laws would look different.

However, I've been married twice and both in a church. Why? It's what my partners wanted. I figured it couldn't hurt and who knows, if that magical all knowing, loving God does exist, it might even help.

And I thought I'm the almighty party pooper.

 

[FurryFury]

For sure not or the alimony laws would look different.



And I thought I'm the almighty party pooper.

For sure so but this was back when divorce favored men far more money wise and women were mostly considered property.

I'm not trying to poop on your party at all. I'm just saying my bit.

I wish you and the lady well.

 

[Primalex]

So, my girl talked with the priest.

[...]
"There is just one problem with my husband-to-be."
"He is married!"
"Ahem, no."
"He is divorced?"
"No."
"Is he evangelic?"
"No."
"He seceded from church!"
"Not really. Just no chrismation" (for those who wonder: a.k.a. confirmation).
"Baptized?"
"Yes."
"Oh, well, no problem then. But why did you pick this church?"
"It's a nice building."
"..."

Well, the date is fixed and we will have a church wedding. This is what counts, right?

 

[CutieMouse]

Well, the date is fixed and we will have a church wedding. This is what counts, right?

No no no... you're getting married on my birthday - that's what counts.












*ducks*

 

[Primalex]

So...I was a bit busy, therefore a lack of updates.

Yes, I'm married now. It was fun till the moment I crashed into a parked car 15 minutes before the wedding. My love didn't have a scratch at all, the opponent needs at least a new bumper and whatever other damages the garage will pretend I caused. Car insurance will cover the costs (more or less) and raise the contribution of course. Sometimes I hate being good in mathematics, because I figured out that it will cost me at least one grand over the next years.

The scene:
A busy parking lot.
Primalex manages to crash into another car, gets out of the car, checks out his car and the other car while cursing loud. Some guy on a motorcycle shouts:"Drive the car over there and clear the road.". Primalex shouts back:"Yeah, moron, I just had a car accident, I'm not standing there for fun." My girl holding her breath and staring at me (not that this surprises me, she doesn't like it when I insult people). Primalex gets back into his car, muttering words like "idiot" and drives the car offroad, gets out again and watches the guy on the motorcycle drive by - oh. That was a cop. On a motorcycle for cops. Funny the things you can notice when you pay attention.

So, after checking out my license he told me to head to the wedding and that he will manage the rest alone, he just issued a non-official caution after I promised him to refrain from driving into other cars in the future. We made it more or less in time. The photographer was a no-show. Not sure if this all was karma payback or if this was the advance for the upcoming 50 years of happy marriage. I hope the latter or I'll kick some butt later on my cloud.

Lunch was really great. Okay, it did take about 45 minutes before we got our first drink and another 30 minutes before we had the first appetizers. But it was very good nevertheless. And the rest of the day was rather uneventful. Until I fucked my wife in the ass. But that's another story.

 

[rida]

Yes, I'm married now.

CONGRATULATIONS!

.....
Until I fucked my wife in the ass. But that's another story.

ETA: glad the car is ok (nice car! by the way)

 

[intothewoods]

So...I was a bit busy, therefore a lack of updates.

Yes, I'm married now. It was fun till the moment I crashed into a parked car 15 minutes before the wedding. My love didn't have a scratch at all, the opponent needs at least a new bumper and whatever other damages the garage will pretend I caused. Car insurance will cover the costs (more or less) and raise the contribution of course. Sometimes I hate being good in mathematics, because I figured out that it will cost me at least one grand over the next years.

The scene:
A busy parking lot.
Primalex manages to crash into another car, gets out of the car, checks out his car and the other car while cursing loud. Some guy on a motorcycle shouts:"Drive the car over there and clear the road.". Primalex shouts back:"Yeah, moron, I just had a car accident, I'm not standing there for fun." My girl holding her breath and staring at me (not that this surprises me, she doesn't like it when I insult people). Primalex gets back into his car, muttering words like "idiot" and drives the car offroad, gets out again and watches the guy on the motorcycle drive by - oh. That was a cop. On a motorcycle for cops. Funny the things you can notice when you pay attention.

So, after checking out my license he told me to head to the wedding and that he will manage the rest alone, he just issued a non-official caution after I promised him to refrain from driving into other cars in the future. We made it more or less in time. The photographer was a no-show. Not sure if this all was karma payback or if this was the advance for the upcoming 50 years of happy marriage. I hope the latter or I'll kick some butt later on my cloud.

Lunch was really great. Okay, it did take about 45 minutes before we got our first drink and another 30 minutes before we had the first appetizers. But it was very good nevertheless. And the rest of the day was rather uneventful. Until I fucked my wife in the ass. But that's another story.

Congrats! What's with the lunch on a shovel? It's cool! Just curious...

 

[Homburg]

Congrats on your nuptials, anal violation, and getting away with calling a cop a moron after hitting a car.

 

[Primalex]

Congrats! What's with the lunch on a shovel? It's cool! Just curious...

Well, we went to a Bohemian restaurant. Very cool. Didn't know such things exist here, but we had a company christmas party a few years ago there and then remembered it when looking for a restaurant. Some guests dared to order things like "cesneková polévka". What you see there though had the innocent name "Shovel" - my brother-in-law ordered it. Nothing special though - french fries, rice, tenderloin steaks, salisbury steak, bacon and rabbit food.

As appetizer I had salmon with horseraddish on green asparagus spears and bean sprouts. And then a steak platter with fried potatoes and bacon.

A few years ago I was in Prague. Really worth a visit, if you skip the tourist-laden downtown. Bank managers and roadmen sitting together for lunch in a restaurant, drinking beer! It's a bit like Jamaica just without drugs, dreadlocks, beaches and good weather.