Dammit! Ouch!

[Misty_Morning]

Have you ever stubbed a toe so severly that half the toenail split off?

If you haven't, let me inform you it fucking hurts!

After screaming a mouthful of expletives and then falling to the floor for quite a spell, while writhing in pain...my heart rate is starting to stabilize.

The bleeding has stopped and I am wondering if the neighbors have called the cops.


You would think that at 44, I would no longer be accident prone.



ouch.

 

[rgraham666]

Yep. Wonderful purple color it turned. The toenail fell off of its own accord about a week later.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Yep. Wonderful purple color it turned. The toenail fell off of its own accord about a week later.

Thing is, this is not the first time this has happened.

There's only a sliver of nail left. It's just a bunch of raw red yuck.

And it was my favorite toe.....the one that had roast beef.....*sniffle*

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I break my toes all the time.

 

[damppanties]

Have you ever stubbed a toe so severly that half the toenail split off?

What were you doing?

 

[Guest]

yes... unfortunately been there done that.... kill my pinkie toes over and over and over again

 

[DesertPirate]

Gee, I have a mal formed toenail on my little toe from a stubbing 22 years ago

Oldest daughter has broken hers about 4 times
She is clutzy and very, very blond

 

[damppanties]

She is clutzy and very, very blond

So is Misty.

 

[DesertPirate]

So is Misty.

But Misty is close to the wifes age

 

[SeaCat]

BTDT way too many times.

Cat

 

[TE999]

Have you ever stubbed a toe so severly that half the toenail split off?

If you haven't, let me inform you it fucking hurts!

After screaming a mouthful of expletives and then falling to the floor for quite a spell, while writhing in pain...my heart rate is starting to stabilize.

The bleeding has stopped and I am wondering if the neighbors have called the cops.


You would think that at 44, I would no longer be accident prone.



ouch.

*HUGS* Misty.

Try dropping a 25 lb weight on your big toe sometime. The nail has finally started to grow out again after 8 months and all the discoloration is gone.

I've stubbed my other toes a bunch of times too.

 

[SeaCat]

LOL

Do you remember those fold up cribs? The ones that have a small sheet of plywood on the bottom that you have to lift out and rest along the inside of the crib when you fold it up?

Picture moving one of these when it's folded up. Now picture stopping to talk with the boss. While talking with the boss have that crib loosen up a bit and, yep, that piece of plywood dropping like a guilletine blade right onto your toe.

Yep, had that happen to me once. That smarted.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

Don't ever go out to feed the horses when you're barefoot unless you want your toes to turn pretty colors - repeatedly.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Thing is, this is not the first time this has happened.

There's only a sliver of nail left. It's just a bunch of raw red yuck.

And it was my favorite toe.....the one that had roast beef.....*sniffle*

Look at the bright side. It's a good thing that it happened to you, rather than "somebody" who has really BIG toes. She'd prolly ended up having to go to the emergency room!

 

[Just-Legal]

Don't ever go out to feed the horses when you're barefoot unless you want your toes to turn pretty colors - repeatedly.

Hehe, my mother bought me steel toe-cap boots when I worked for my riding lessons in the stables.

I've also broken my LITTLE toes of all things stubbing them into walls. That frikkin HURTS.

 

[damppanties]

But Misty is close to the wifes age

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Misty_Morning]

So is Misty.

For the LAST time....I am not blonde.

 

[TallMan60]

You would think that at 44, I would no longer be accident prone.



ouch.

I'm 4 years older and I have not gone past the accident prone age yet. Sorry for the bad news.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Look at the bright side. It's a good thing that it happened to you, rather than "somebody" who has really BIG toes. She'd prolly ended up having to go to the emergency room!

She doesn't have BIG toes....they're just... long.

 

[damppanties]

For the LAST time....I am not blonde.

Yes, sure. Send me an un-blonde picture someday and I might believe you.

 

[Safe_Bet]

For the LAST time....I am not blonde.

Were you blonde for the first time?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

She's a red head, and i have seen proof (though she has a full head of blonde hair in the summer )

 

[OhMissScarlett]

LOL

Do you remember those fold up cribs? The ones that have a small sheet of plywood on the bottom that you have to lift out and rest along the inside of the crib when you fold it up?

Picture moving one of these when it's folded up. Now picture stopping to talk with the boss. While talking with the boss have that crib loosen up a bit and, yep, that piece of plywood dropping like a guilletine blade right onto your toe.

Yep, had that happen to me once. That smarted.

Cat

I had a similar experience when a solid oak table leaf flew out of the closet and assaulted me. It broke all three of my toes and put a huge gash in my big toe.
Guess who stored the table leaf in the closet?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

She's a red head, and i have seen proof (though she has a full head of blonde hair in the summer )

So the carpet matches the drapes, but not the upholstery or the wall paper huh?

 

[freshface]

I had a similar experience when a solid oak table leaf flew out of the closet and assaulted me. It broke all three of my toes and put a huge gash in my big toe.
Guess who stored the table leaf in the closet?

You only have three toes?