Wow, There's a Forum Here.

[Saucy_Sage]

Leave her alone! Not everybody is as big of a "parenthesis slut" as certain un-named people are!
(like the ones that line them up in their posts!)

Are you callin' me a parentheslut, bitch?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Are you callin' me a parentheslut, bitch?

If not you than me (I can't stop using these things ).

 

[tickledkitty]

Welcome.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Welcome to the nuthouse-- er, I mean the Author's hangout!

Can I buy you a drink? it's my round. Yours is next...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Welcome!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Are you callin' me a parentheslut, bitch?

Would you prefer "Comma Cunt"?
(and who you calling "bitch," you sentence parsing skank?) :caning:

 

[TxRad]

Would you prefer "Comma Cunt"?
(and who you calling "bitch," you sentence parsing skank?) :caning:

Ladies, ladies, and I use that term loosely.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Ladies, ladies, and I use that term loosely.

Just cuz you got a "dangling participle," you think you can call use "loose"? You best what what you say there, adverb-ass!

 

[christabelll]

Boy, do I feel stooopid. There's a forum here. I've been contributing stories for a few years and suddenly I see... there's a forum here.

Hi, gang!!

kthx.

Sorry,
Chunks

(happy holidays

Well you are part of the club now so that feeling is bound not to dissipate.
Welcome and as some have said get yer goggles and kevlar out.
Most of us only bite on request... some just don't know when to shut up. LOLOLOL... myself included on both LOL. Good luck and put your story link in your siggy so we ,who don't want to work for it, can easily find your stories and either sing their praises or tear them into little bits...

Giggles and hobbles back into her warm bed...

Bella

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Welcome and as some have said get yer goggles and kevlar out.

Ze goggles do nothing!

 

[christabelll]

Ze goggles do nothing!

except keep the spit outta yer eye!

 

[spoggy]

lol i just found it 2

 

[sr71plt]

Just cuz you got a "dangling participle," you think you can call use "loose"? You best what what you say there, adverb-ass!

I like to think of it as a misplaced modifier.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I like to think of it as a misplaced modifier.

Uh-- no. Tell me you did not misplace your modifier!

 

[sr71plt]

Uh-- no. Tell me you did not misplace your modifier!

I'm pretty sure I know where I left it. I got distracted while I was doing split infinitives.

 

[cloudy]

Well you are part of the club now so that feeling is bound not to dissipate.

Do not resist. You will be assimilated.

*nods*

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm pretty sure I know where I left it. I got distracted while I was doing split infinitives.

I pulled something doing that, limped for days.

It was worth it though...

 

[trysail]

...Hi, gang!!...

Welkommen! You have just forfeited any possibility of EVER running for, or being appointed to, high public office.

Entrance to the AH also requires abandonment of any silly notions you might hold respecting libertarianism and personal responsibility— and acceptance of the revealed truth that government and trial attorneys are the solutions to every problem ever known to mankind.

 

[Stella_Omega]

We do have a few folk here who imbue porn with politics.

 

[oggbashan]

lol i just found it 2

Welcome - but a hint.

This is the Authors' Hangout.

We use complete sentences and no txtspk.

Og

 

[michchick98]

Welcome - but a hint.

This is the Authors' Hangout.

We use complete sentences and no txtspk.

Og

But where's the fun in that?

I don't even use txtspk when I send text messages. I'm so bad.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Welcome - but a hint.

This is the Authors' Hangout.

We use complete sentences and no txtspk.

Og

Y? LOL!

 

[cloudy]

But where's the fun in that?

I don't even use txtspk when I send text messages. I'm so bad.

Me neither. It makes me grit my teeth, and I can't force myself to do it.

 

[gauchecritic]

anyone that would call themselves spoggy is v.welcome. Eyup spoggy.

+ eyup chunks. (anyone that kowtows to PCness by using the phrase 'happy holidays' should be wary of parentheses)

(religion and politics all on a welcome thread[some more subtle than others])

(sophisticated [or world {universe} weary] bracketeers use nested brackets)

[vadervoice] From the producers of "Kentucky Fried Movie" and the Director of "Cum In 60 Seconds" RCA Victor proudly present "THE BRACKETEERS" (a Bing sings but Walt Disnae production.)[/vadervoice]

Faux-scripting-available-now-from-walmart-woolworths-Ikea-and-all-leading-pound-shops

 

[fieryjen]

But where's the fun in that?

I don't even use txtspk when I send text messages. I'm so bad.

Me either. I hate it when the husband does it.