Looking for a consistent blowjob outlet

[Sluggy2975]

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[mrfixitintheuk]

throughout 30 years of marriage with some great sex my wife has never been good at giving blow jobs, maybe a quick one on a very rare ocasion and always stated she didnt believe any woman enjoyed giving head but recently in bed after a big row and threatened walk out she performed like a whore, the best bj ive ever had, now i wonder has she been practising? and where, lifes never perfect is it

 

[ruforme1968]

Thanks Zidane

For posting a truely inspiring question...I have laughed out loud reading these posts...

I suspect what has happened to your married love life is a lack of spontaneity and passion. Work on those and I'll bet the BJ's will follow...

As for finding a suck-buddy, just pick up the phone and open your wallet...cocksucking's a plentiful commodity in the trade.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

to ge ta little, you have to give a little. Surprise her by going down on her, and if she wants to reciprocate just tell her you wanted to make her feel good, and take a pass on the offer right then.

I believe it's called leading by example.

 

[mrfixitintheuk]

giving

no lack of giving or good sex, she loves practically everything else just a supposedly total lack of cock sucking

 

[Cratchit]

see, i really have to question what kind of a "man" he is. He might have thought he was being clever or witty with this title, but instead, he comes off like a very selfish jerk. I got to wonder if he really knows or ever addressed it with his wife why it stopped. Does she know he feels this way or did he just assume that she doesnt like sex anymore and not consider it could be a much deeper issue?

i am not blameless or innocent, and i have made some very foolish decisions in my day, but this seems like a pathetic excuse of a "man"

 

[bijennifer]

This thread is hilarious!

 

[WriterDom]

The women I see are honored to suck my cock anytime. In fact, it's a rule!

 

[Wings27]

The women I see are honored to suck my cock anytime. In fact, it's a rule!

I bet they bow down and kiss your feet too!

 

[vanillaicecream]

The women I see are honored to suck my cock anytime. In fact, it's a rule!

Do you have to give them a lot of cheeseburgers first?

 

[Wings27]

Do you have to give them a lot of cheeseburgers first?

He must spring for the Whoppers or the Big Macs to that that kind of reaction.

 

[mrinterested]

Question: What's the difference between a new wife and a new job?

 

[erubank]

Question: What's the difference between a new wife and a new job?

In six months, your job still sucks

Thanks google!

 

[Wyldfire]

May Zidane get the STD he so richly deserves for actively seeking to cheat on his wife. It would be funnier if he caught the STD from his wife from her payback cheating gone wrong, but from what I've read she's an inocent victim.

 

[foxseeker]

to ge ta little, you have to give a little. Surprise her by going down on her, and if she wants to reciprocate just tell her you wanted to make her feel good, and take a pass on the offer right then.

I believe it's called leading by example.

Well said that man!

 

[REDL1NE]

The short answer is: They already got your ass. There isn't anything left to win.

 

[JeanieDraws]

ahhh..the age old question. And here's my answer from a female's point of view...Men wonder why their women stop blowing them, stop putting out as much, stop "taking care of themselves". Usually while they're sitting ass down on the couch with one hand down their pants asking for another beer. When was the last time you took your wife out, complimented her without expecting her to drop to her knees and suck you off? When I was dating my husband he brought me flowers every month on our "anniversary" and the second we got married, the flowers stopped. Amazingly I wasn't all that interested in getting him off when he became not so interested in wooing me. Thankfully we're all straightened out now, but there was a time!

I was going to reply to this thread...until I saw your post. There's no need for me to reply because I couldn't possibly improve or add to what you posted. Well said!

 

[rosenguns]

BJ affair

afasd

 

[RuneBlade]

I'm impressed at your insight. I think dating is fantasy, we all put forth our best behaviour, then when we think it's safe, we bring out the lurking stranger to our partner. (And get surprised when their stranger comes out too)

Guess I have to get something right once in a while I agree. People wear masks all the time, with their friends, at the their job, with their parents. Of course, the most attractive and dazzling ones are donned for dating and the like.

I was going to reply to this thread...until I saw your post. There's no need for me to reply because I couldn't possibly improve or add to what you posted. Well said!

That's cause Wings rocks.

 

[Wings27]

Guess I have to get something right once in a while I agree. People wear masks all the time, with their friends, at the their job, with their parents. Of course, the most attractive and dazzling ones are donned for dating and the like.



That's cause Wings rocks.[/QUOTE]

Ummmm, yeah, I adore you!

 

[Lou_Siffer666]

My kind of woman

this girl doesnt get sick of bjs

Are you married?

 

[Miles Long]

I think we're missing the key point here. Zidane is looking not just for a blowjob [sic] outlet, but a consistent blowjob outlet. Inconsistent blowjob outlets are a dime a dozen, and we all know it. But a consistent blowjob outlet, well that's a treasure beyond measure....

 

[erubank]

I think we're missing the key point here. Zidane is looking not just for a blowjob [sic] outlet, but a consistent blowjob outlet. Inconsistent blowjob outlets are a dime a dozen, and we all know it. But a consistent blowjob outlet, well that's a treasure beyond measure....

lol. Thanks for clarifying that.

 

[JeanieDraws]

Consistancy?

Would someone mind clarifying the "consistency" aspect of this thread for me? I mean are we talking about insertion depth, stroke frequency, suction coefficient, lip friction/pressure ratio, or what?

 

[Miles Long]

Would someone mind clarifying the "consistency" aspect of this thread for me? I mean are we talking about insertion depth, stroke frequency, suction coefficient, lip friction/pressure ratio, or what?

I was under the impression that he meant "consistent" both in the application of technique and frequency of occurrence. Perhaps I read too much into it, though.