Apparently, I'm an asshole...

[CrimsonMaiden]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

 

[tolyk]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

Huh.. I knew you had a nice ass.. but.. I never would've guessed you had this evil side! *gasp*

 

[JackLuis]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

It does not suprise me in the least that BFW took your words in the wrong light.

I think everyone brings an attitude to the threads and you never know what that is going to be. What does surprise me is that so few have a sense of humor about the crap they read on the threads.

Of course they might just have a warped sense of humor and I just don't get thier Irony or scarcasem sometimes.

Cheer up CM and write him back a nice note saying that you have an asshole but you don't think that defines you as an asshole. Or tell him to lick your asshole. As he said, it's not real life.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Huh.. I knew you had a nice ass.. but.. I never would've guessed you had this evil side! *gasp*

*Moi*? Evil? *bats eyelashes innocently*

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

It does not suprise me in the least that BFW took your words in the wrong light.

I think everyone brings an attitude to the threads and you never know what that is going to be. What does surprise me is that so few have a sense of humor about the crap they read on the threads.

Of course they might just have a warped sense of humor and I just don't get thier Irony or scarcasem sometimes.

Cheer up CM and write him back a nice note saying that you have an asshole but you don't think that defines you as an asshole. Or tell him to lick your asshole. As he said, it's not real life.

Oh, I'm not taking him the least bit seriously. I'm well versed in his antics. I just think his choice of words was hilarious, and I had to share.

 

[tolyk]

*Moi*? Evil? *bats eyelashes innocently*

Yup, you. You're

 

[TE999]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

The patronizing nonsense BFW spews is precisely why he got the Iggy button from me.

If anyone's an asshole, he's a bloated, inflamed one.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

The patronizing nonsense BFW spews is precisely why he got the Iggy button from me.

If anyone's an asshole, he's a bloated, inflamed one.

Yeah, I'd love to put him on ignore, but since he's a Survivor contestant, I can't. I only read what he posts in the Survivor boards though. I pretty much ignore him over here.

I wonder how long it'll take for him to show up in this thread to spout more stuff? Anybody want to open a pool?

 

[TE999]

Yeah, I'd love to put him on ignore, but since he's a Survivor contestant, I can't. I only read what he posts in the Survivor boards though. I pretty much ignore him over here.

I wonder how long it'll take for him to show up in this thread to spout more stuff? Anybody want to open a pool?

Heh! Any time now I wager. I'm sure one of his sycophants has alerted him that he's being vilified.

Every time he shows up here in the AH just about everyone has him on ignore, so he's yapping in an empty hall.

 

[starrkers]

Welcome to the world of the assholes, Crim!
I didn't notice, have you joined the mentally deranged yet or not?

What I find so funny about BFW is he claims it's not real, it's just cyberspace. But that only holds when he's insulting others, not when he figures he's the "victim".

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

I didn't call you an asshole. I wrote that you acted like an asshole. There's a difference. This thread that you wrote is you acting like an asshole again.

I made a comment about 750 word stories and you swore at me in your reply and that's not the first time that you swore at me when replying to me.

I noticed that you didn't give a link to the compliments that I paid you just a few comments above and in the same thread. You take pleasure in showing me in a bad light. Well, that's okay. I don't need you to like me or anyone to like me for me to write and submit my stories.

If I'm wrong than Laurel should do me a favor and ban me from the site. Until that day I plan on minding my own business, staying off the forum boards, and just writing my stories.

I'm tired of all the psychopathic games you play at my expense with your emotionally disturbed friends. I'm done with all of you.

By the way, if you want to make a wager, how about this?

Even though I lead in the Survivor Contest, I bet that I come in second place or am disqualified? How much do you want to bet? Further, I bet that my scorecard will be the only scorecard significantly changed. We can make that a side bet.

As far as having a sense of humor, some of you people would take the fun out of Santa Clause.

 

[michchick98]

If I'm wrong than Laurel should do me a favor and ban me from the site. Until that day I plan on minding my own business, staying off the forum boards, and just writing my stories.

I'm tired of all the psychopathic games you play at my expense with your emotionally disturbed friends. I'm done with all of you.

Yeah, that's worked so well for you in the past....staying off the boards, I mean. Not really a man of your word are you, Freddie?

By the way, if you want to make a wager, how about this?

Even though I lead in the Survivor Contest, I bet that I come in second place or am disqualified? How much do you want to bet? Further, I bet that my scorecard will be the only scorecard significantly changed. We can make that a side bet.

As far as having a sense of humor, some of you people would take the fun out of Santa Clause.

More accusations of cheating, Freddie. I'd wager that if your name does show up as FIRST place on Survivor, you'll have a lot of angry people to appease.

And as far as your sense of humor? Why is it when you're called out on insulting someone you say "I was only joking" but when someone insults you, you can't see the humor in it and whine about how everyone hates you?

I've said it before and obviously you haven't taken my advice....go back through and read some of the things you've posted about other people, then tell me why so many people have you on ignore or simply don't like you.

Okay, save yourself the time to reply:

"I was only kidding when I said she needed mental help."

"Everyone hates me."

"Everyone 1-bombs my stories."

"I only want to write. I don't care about anything else."

"She started it."

"He started it."

"They're cheating me out of Survivor again."

"My name is higher than yours on the favorite authors list."

"Why do you care?"

"I'm done with you people. I won't ever post to the boards again."

"I've never attacked anyone."

"I must write everyday."

"I won the lottery."

"I'm rich. I don't need the money from winning the Survivor contest."

"They're cheating."

"I don't read her stories."

"Her stories only have 750 words."

"Her stories suck."

I think I covered them all.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I didn't call you an asshole. I wrote that you acted like an asshole. There's a difference. This thread that you wrote is you acting like an asshole again.

blah blah blah

By the way, if you want to make a wager, how about this?

Even though I lead in the Survivor Contest, I bet that I come in second place or am disqualified? How much do you want to bet? Further, I bet that my scorecard will be the only scorecard significantly changed. We can make that a side bet.

As far as having a sense of humor, some of you people would take the fun out of Santa Clause.

One little tiny comment with the word fucking in it, and I'm acting like an asshole? You really need to look in the mirror sometimes. Swearing in a comment does not assholery make. I posted this thread because I thought the whole thing was quite funny. Amazing how it's not so funny when it's on the other shoe...

Yeah, I'm so much against just you that I sent several word pages of things I thought needed to be changed on other contestants stories/scorecards to Lauren. If any of your stuff is moved or disqualified, it will be because it did not meet the contest rules, not because we don't like you. I swear, you remind me of the Dale Gribble character on King of the Hill.

 

[CharleyH]

This is just too funny. I mean... honestly. If I wasn't so tired, I'd be laughing my ass off.

Oh - this guy, again. He/she's like a candy bar, once you you've had too much of a bad thing, you throw up.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh - this guy, again. He/she's like a candy bar, once you you've had too much of a bad thing, you throw up.

Charley for someone who has only written one story, you have no opinion with me. I could give a shit what you post. You're an empty barrel who makes a lot of noise and who has not substance when it comes to writing erotica, which is what this web site is all about.

So...fuck off!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

One little tiny comment with the word fucking in it, and I'm acting like an asshole? You really need to look in the mirror sometimes. Swearing in a comment does not assholery make. I posted this thread because I thought the whole thing was quite funny. Amazing how it's not so funny when it's on the other shoe...

Yeah, I'm so much against just you that I sent several word pages of things I thought needed to be changed on other contestants stories/scorecards to Lauren. If any of your stuff is moved or disqualified, it will be because it did not meet the contest rules, not because we don't like you. I swear, you remind me of the Dale Gribble character on King of the Hill.

I am pleased that you are going through the scorecards to make changes and/or corrections. My only concern is will you notify writers of the changes and/or corrections that you make so that they can fix their scorecards by submitting another story should you switch one story from another category costing that writer bonus points?

Or will you notify only a certain writer, no name mentioned (PrincessErin). I have it on good source from an unidentified person (Boxlicker) that you have already told a certain someone, no name mentioned (PrincessErin) of an impending change that will threaten her to lose points on her scorecard, which is why she was so anxious to post a story today, no doubt.

Now, supposedly she said that she is done writing stories, other than the rest of her novel. If I see a new story posting from her to fix one of her categories changed, other than her novel, then I'll know that this Survivor Contest is a sham.

It would be nice if all contestants had moderators in our corners helping to guide us as what to post where so that I could earn the most points and not lose any points at the twelve hour because of some obscure rule, subjective, and arbitrary infraction.

I figured why wait to cry foul when no one would believe me after the fact, but if I cry foul now and it all happens as I say it will, then I'm either I'm psychic or this contest was fixed against me.

I think if you're going to have a contest then it should be fair for all and not if you like or don't like a particular writer.

Perhaps, you as a moderator would have more time enforcing the rules of the contest if you weren't so busy posting one-sided threads about a contestant on the forum board. Perhaps, it would be more helpful if you posted the good comments that I wrote about you before you have you psychotic moment.

I could do a better job of moderating this contest than you. At least, I'd be honest and wouldn't have an attitude when addressing a writer who writes hundreds of stories for this site for free.

You talk about doing volunteer work, well what do you think all we writers do? We'd all like to be paid for the stories we post. Perhaps you should be more respectful of writers who give you a site to moderate and who donate their talent, time, and effort on behalf of Literotica, Laurel, and Manu.

I shall wait and see how this so called contest pans out before I voice my opinion of you and this contest any further.

 

[CharleyH]

Charley for someone who has only written one story, you have no opinion with me. I could give a shit what you post. You're an empty barrel who makes a lot of noise and who has not substance when it comes to writing erotica, which is what this web site is all about.

So...fuck off!

Love? I remove my stories because I sell them. I do not need to explain myself to you or anyone else and that is why we are different. You do care about what I post because here is what is going to happen. I am going to tell you that you are a fucking idiot who writes because you want to think you are wonderful. Your ego is gonna respond to me and again tell me I have no substance.

The difference between you and me is, I make a lot of money. All you do is berate some really good writers like Crimson and Lauren.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Love? I remove my stories because I sell them. I do not need to explain myself to you or anyone else and that is why we are different. You do care about what I post because here is what is going to happen. I am going to tell you that you are a fucking idiot who writes because you want to think you are wonderful. Your ego is gonna respond to me and again tell me I have no substance.

The difference between you and me is, I make a lot of money. All you do is berate some really good writers like Crimson and Lauren.

Ah...the difference between you and me is that I have a lot of money. I don't have to dance to the whims of a publisher. I am here to have fun. This little bit of dialogue between us is not fun but necessary when you continually bash me.

Now, I've never bothered you but there you are looking up my ass with a flashlight and with your nonsensical comments.

I don't think I'm wonderful. I'm just an average guy who loves to write. Moreover, I don't even think my stories are very good, but they are better than what I wrote last year and next year's stories will be better than this year's stories.

Just because I'm a confident guy with an opinion does not mean that I'm full of myself. I know my limitations. Next time before you write something about someone, especially if that someone is me, perhaps you shoud think twice because I will always be here with my foot up you ass.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I am pleased that you are going through the scorecards to make changes and/or corrections. My only concern is will you notify writers of the changes and/or corrections that you make so that they can fix their scorecards by submitting another story should you switch one story from another category costing that writer bonus points?

Or will you notify only a certain writer, no name mentioned (PrincessErin). I have it on good source from an unidentified person (Boxlicker) that you have already told a certain someone, no name mentioned (PrincessErin) of an impending change that will threaten her to lose points on her scorecard, which is why she was so anxious to post a story today, no doubt.

Now, supposedly she said that she is done writing stories, other than the rest of her novel. If I see a new story posting from her to fix one of her categories changed, other than her novel, then I'll know that this Survivor Contest is a sham.

It would be nice if all contestants had moderators in our corners helping to guide us as what to post where so that I could earn the most points and not lose any points at the twelve hour because of some obscure rule, subjective, and arbitrary infraction.

I figured why wait to cry foul when no one would believe me after the fact, but if I cry foul now and it all happens as I say it will, then I'm either I'm psychic or this contest was fixed against me.

I think if you're going to have a contest then it should be fair for all and not if you like or don't like a particular writer.

Perhaps, you as a moderator would have more time enforcing the rules of the contest if you weren't so busy posting one-sided threads about a contestant on the forum board. Perhaps, it would be more helpful if you posted the good comments that I wrote about you before you have you psychotic moment.

I could do a better job of moderating this contest than you. At least, I'd be honest and wouldn't have an attitude when addressing a writer who writes hundreds of stories for this site for free.

You talk about doing volunteer work, well what do you think all we writers do? We'd all like to be paid for the stories we post. Perhaps you should be more respectful of writers who give you a site to moderate and who donate their talent, time, and effort on behalf of Literotica, Laurel, and Manu.

I shall wait and see how this so called contest pans out before I voice my opinion of you and this contest any further.

I've written quite a lot of stories for this site. I participated in the survivor contest for three or four years running finishing in the top five at least twice (one of those being 2nd place). I've won special contests, monthly nominations, end of the year nominations and an end of the year award. So you don't have the corner on the writing market. I've donated a lot of time, talent, and effort to Lit as a writer long before I ever became a moderator. Do some research before you spout. As far as your good comments... one post versus a bajillion negative ones? Try making your positive posts outweigh the negative, then we'll talk.

I have not notified any writer of impending category changes. What Lauren has done, I can't say. We've posted the guidelines a bunch of times. Go read your stories. If they are in an erotic category and don't have erotic content, move them yourself. If the chapters are dependent on the other chapters, fix it. You've got time.

I can only let a writer know what I feel is a problem story (and I'm not done with your list yet). I have no way of knowing if Laurel will move stories recommended to be so or not.

Regardless of what you might think, I am trying to be fair to all contestants. I don't base what I recommend on my personal opinions of the writers. But if you have stories that are in erotic categories without erotic content or chapters that don't stand alone, I'm going to report them just like I did with the other contestants.

As far as your

Perhaps, you as a moderator would have more time enforcing the rules of the contest if you weren't so busy posting one-sided threads about a contestant on the forum board. Perhaps, it would be more helpful if you posted the good comments that I wrote about you before you have you psychotic moment.

comment... Get a life. Geez. I posted it because I was rather amused, and you say I'm being an asshole and psychotic (and it's one thread compared to the loads of posts you make spouting conspiracy theories). Go ahead, trash me. I don't care. I still think the whole thing is hilarious.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I've written quite a lot of stories for this site. I participated in the survivor contest for three or four years running finishing in the top five at least twice (one of those being 2nd place). I've won special contests, monthly nominations, end of the year nominations and an end of the year award. So you don't have the corner on the writing market. I've donated a lot of time, talent, and effort to Lit as a writer long before I ever became a moderator. Do some research before you spout. As far as your good comments... one post versus a bajillion negative ones? Try making your positive posts outweigh the negative, then we'll talk.

I have not notified any writer of impending category changes. What Lauren has done, I can't say. We've posted the guidelines a bunch of times. Go read your stories. If they are in an erotic category and don't have erotic content, move them yourself. If the chapters are dependent on the other chapters, fix it. You've got time.

I can only let a writer know what I feel is a problem story (and I'm not done with your list yet). I have no way of knowing if Laurel will move stories recommended to be so or not.

Regardless of what you might think, I am trying to be fair to all contestants. I don't base what I recommend on my personal opinions of the writers. But if you have stories that are in erotic categories without erotic content or chapters that don't stand alone, I'm going to report them just like I did with the other contestants.

As far as your comment... Get a life. Geez. I posted it because I was rather amused, and you say I'm being an asshole and psychotic (and it's one thread compared to the loads of posts you make spouting conspiracy theories). Go ahead, trash me. I don't care. I still think the whole thing is hilarious.

If you don't mind then...may I laugh with you because if it wasn't all so funny, all of this is beyond ridiculous.

 

[starrkers]

I am pleased that you are going through the scorecards to make changes and/or corrections. My only concern is will you notify writers of the changes and/or corrections that you make so that they can fix their scorecards by submitting another story should you switch one story from another category costing that writer bonus points?

Or will you notify only a certain writer, no name mentioned (PrincessErin). I have it on good source from an unidentified person (Boxlicker) that you have already told a certain someone, no name mentioned (PrincessErin) of an impending change that will threaten her to lose points on her scorecard, which is why she was so anxious to post a story today, no doubt.

Now, supposedly she said that she is done writing stories, other than the rest of her novel. If I see a new story posting from her to fix one of her categories changed, other than her novel, then I'll know that this Survivor Contest is a sham.

Or perhaps she saw the reposting of the stand alone ruling on the open forum and started checking her stories and trying to rework those that on second reading don't cut the mustard.

Which is what a smart person would do.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You have the patience of a saint, dear Crim.

Saint Crimson... you are heretofore nominated!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

You have the patience of a saint, dear Crim.

Saint Crimson... you are heretofore nominated!

My patience is at its end for the moment but for another reason. The hinges on my laptop broke & I'm sitting here holding it open so I can use it.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

My patience is at its end for the moment but for another reason. The hinges on my laptop broke & I'm sitting here holding it open so I can use it.

ohforchrissakes!!!

Can it be fixed??

 

[TE999]

You have the patience of a saint, dear Crim.

Saint Crimson... you are heretofore nominated!

Someone petition the Vatican!

There was a rock group in the 70's called 'King Crimson'...Crim could be Queen Crimson.

Seriously, why are you people responding to this egomaniac? He feeds on controversy as a leech feeds on blood. Ignore him and he'll shrivel up.