Celebrities Walk Among Us As If They Were Human!

[DeeZire]

We don’t get many celebrities out here in bumfuck Arizona, although Paul McCartney lived here for a while, and Sharon Stone was rumored to be buying a house in the foothills. Of course, there’s Canyon Ranch, the getaway spa of the stars, but they don’t usually venture past the lush grounds.

So, today I was just minding my own business working in the recording studio when the client walks in with a lady friend who turns out to be a freakin’ supermodel - a regular on Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, and the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. She’s six feet tall, gorgeous smile, with that unapproachable air, although she was totally down to earth and friendly. The client used to act on a soap in LA, which would explain the connection.

In making small talk, I almost put my foot in my mouth - twice, (this is where my real talent lies) but managed to escape without stepping on my dick too badly.

So anyway, five minutes after they left, I was gazing at her full-frontal naked pictures on the internet. (Hi-rez posed pictures, not cellphone camera blurry images.) The shocking part? She looks just like anybody else with no clothes on, but with less body fat and smaller tits - the champagne glass variety.

She and the guy are supposed to be coming back tomorrow. I hope I don’t blush.

 

[Guest]

No tentacles?

 

[TE999]

She looks just like anybody else with no clothes on, but with less body fat and smaller tits - the champagne glass variety.

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

Gumdrop nipples?

 

[DeeZire]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

Gumdrop nipples?

Yup - two kid's worth.

On the tentacles, I suspect they were hidden behind her smile.

I'm lucky I'm so damn old. If I was younger, I'd be all torn up about this. Tall women have always been my weakness. And my strength.

 

[jomar]

No links. Not fair!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Celebrities are a common site in Boston, especially if you hang around the first few blocks of Newbury Street by the Ritz Carlton Hotel and all the little boutiques that must buzz you to get inside.

LA was the same way only bigger with the celebrities being more spread out in different clubs in restuarants. Whereas Boston is so small you can walk anywhere from anywhere. The funny thing is that you never see Paparazzi in Boston in the way that you see them in New York and California.

 

[DeeZire]

No links. Not fair!

If you were to Google 'supermodel naked' she'd probably turn up. Client confidentiality prohibits me from mentioning her name - that and the fact that the guy she was with could kick my ass with one hand tied behind his back.

 

[jomar]

If you were to Google 'supermodel naked' she'd probably turn up. Client confidentiality prohibits me from mentioning her name - that and the fact that the guy she was with could kick my ass with one hand tied behind his back.

*sigh*

I was afraid this might happen. It always does. A 'few' google pages in and... sorry...but, not really.

 

[DeeZire]

*sigh*

I was afraid this might happen. It always does. A 'few' google pages in and... sorry...but, not really.

first page

 

[jomar]

first page

A lot to choose from. I'm studying.

 

[DeeZire]

I'm not sayin' who it is, and I'm not giving any hints, but when I was an amateur photographer years ago, I worked in black and white. You don't see that much any more.

I have to go now. My real life is calling.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.

anyone that says that lacks imagination

 

[jomar]

DZ's tough. I tried.

 

[tickledkitty]

DZ's tough. I tried.

 

[jomar]

Post your bits!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"fashionmodeldirectory" or "iwatchstuff"?

I once shot sporting clays with Krystal Gayle. Do not, repeat not do that for money! And don't offend her if she's holding a 12 ga. either.

 

[TE999]

anyone that says that lacks imagination

Imagine in one hand...crap in the other and see which fills up first.

I'm just being practical TGP (and kidding).

I'm an ass man myself...but there's something so arousing about large, thick nipples on a woman...no matter what the breast size.

 

[jomar]

Imagine in one hand...crap in the other and see which fills up first.

That's an apt saying. Works with wishing and prayer.

 

[DeeZire]

"fashionmodeldirectory" or "iwatchstuff"?

I once shot sporting clays with Krystal Gayle. Do not, repeat not do that for money! And don't offend her if she's holding a 12 ga. either.

Are you talking about Crystal Gayle, the C&W singer? I used to listen to her 'Brown Eyes Blue' LP every night after my music gig. At that time she had long hair down to her knees, so I would imagine seeing her naked would have required some logistical maneuvering.

I still can't believe a freakin' supermodel pissed in my toilet. And wouldn't you know it, my toilet cam is down right now. She also sat in one of my fake leather chairs, but right after she got up the drummer sat down in her place, which totally ruined it! Freakin' asshole drummers!

 

[NoJo]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?s...B299GB299&q=supermodel naked&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

They're all tall and thin :yawn:

 

[matriarch]

anyone that says that lacks imagination

As one of the group of ladies on here endowed with well more than a glass ful, I thank you.

 

[NoJo]

Are you talking about Crystal Gayle, the C&W singer? I used to listen to her 'Brown Eyes Blue' LP every night after my music gig. At that time she had long hair down to her knees, so I would imagine seeing her naked would have required some logistical maneuvering.

I still can't believe a freakin' supermodel pissed in my toilet. And wouldn't you know it, my toilet cam is down right now. She also sat in one of my fake leather chairs, but right after she got up the drummer sat down in her place, which totally ruined it! Freakin' asshole drummers!

At least they're not creepy like us keyboard players

 

[Safe_Bet]

As one of the group of ladies on here endowed with well more than a glass ful, I thank you.

Grrrrr... *Jealous "A" cup rage*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Grrrrr... *Jealous "A" cup rage*

Don't worry about it. While I do love large jugs, neither of the women I was actually with were all that big, my girlfriend of 9 months being probably as small as you are, and I had plenty of fun with both of them.

Anyone that doesn't know how to have fun with a woman with small breasts also lacks imagination

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Are you talking about Crystal Gayle, the C&W singer? I used to listen to her 'Brown Eyes Blue' LP every night after my music gig. At that time she had long hair down to her knees, so I would imagine seeing her naked would have required some logistical maneuvering.

I still can't believe a freakin' supermodel pissed in my toilet. And wouldn't you know it, my toilet cam is down right now. She also sat in one of my fake leather chairs, but right after she got up the drummer sat down in her place, which totally ruined it! Freakin' asshole drummers!

If it weren't for spellcheck I'd be illiterate! She's the one and at the time it still was. For shooting purposes, though, it was in a braid that must have taken 20 minutes to do.

Note to self: Should I predecease her and am given the option, do not, repeat not come back as a pheasant within 40 yards of Crystal!