Get out the Rubber Rattlesnakes Voluptuary_Manque!
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Forecasters are saying we might actually have.....
rain!
I've got my best drum out and my face all painted up. Seventy percent chance by Wednesday! Wow, he comes, he comes, the Storm God comes.
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It's raining here again. Sometimes it seems like it never stopped.
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He comes? Ewwww!!!
Damnit VM, if I get white, sticky shit on my house from your freaking storm god coming all over the place you are going to be SO in the shit, bub!
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He comes? Ewwww!!!
Damnit VM, if I get white, sticky shit on my house from your freaking storm god coming all over the place you are going to be SO in the shit, bub!
Don't worry. you should be free from snow for now.
Don't worry. you should be free from snow for now.
Somehow, I don't think snow is what she was talking about.
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Somehow, I don't think snow is what she was talking about.
And yet it fits her description so well
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And yet it fits her description so well
Ah a writer! always looking at the ( thing that has two meanings?) but a Storm in SoCal is an event of Massive Porportions.
Houses slide down canyons, water fills streams dry for months, inhabitants pray to Gods unnamed and in thier fear of (gasp) Water Falling from the SKY!
Run naked, copulating fircely in the downpour afraid that the End Has Come!
Jay Leno will probably mention the event on his show. After all the fires this year there will be mud slides and destruction. Teeth will be gnashed, hands wrung and cries for Federal Aid will ring thruough the Southland but not one of the people will try to save any of that water.
They will complain next summer that NorCal should drain the Sacramento in order to save thier lawns from drought, fill thier pools at the expense of the Salmon and say "tsk,tsk too bad. Somebody ought to fix things in NorCal. Can't those people get it together?"
Yea know same old, same old.
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Please pay not attention to the NoCal "Barbarians" [also known as Not So Cool]. They get a little touchy from time to time (I believe it has something to do with hugging so many trees). They are just jealous of the much cooler SoCal people [also know as So Cool], with kind exception to the Bay area which is the last bastion of civilization as you go north into the wilderness.
As for water? I would expect them to have more appreciation of our recycling all of that Sacramento River water they just let go to waste, but what can you expect from people who don't surf?
I do understand their concern about the salmon (which they prolly catch with their bare hands and eat raw on the river banks.) I don't believe that they have discovered refrigeration up there yet, so they don't realize that the grocery stores are just chock full of all kinds of different fish!
Maybe it is time to send them a little more economic aid, though. You know, something that they can use like a great big toxic waste land fill or some strip mines - that should take their minds off their jealousy.
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And to think, I am the one that is normally pushing a normal conversation towards the naughty. It's quite odd for me to push a naughty conversation towards the normal
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Don't worry. you should be free from snow for now.
I wouldn't be too sure:
Archive for Thursday, January 18, 2007
IT’S WINTER FOR A DAY AS SNOW DUSTS PARTS OF L.A.
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Quiet you! I saw a national forecast last night that said southern California would be up in the 60s today, unlike January 18, 2007. Therefore, it would not be cold enough for snow now, as opposed to later!
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We should be so lucky.
Currently 65 degrees and climbing. The week-long temperatures probably won't dip below 60.
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Please pay not attention to the NoCal "Barbarians" [also known as Not So Cool]. They get a little touchy from time to time (I believe it has something to do with hugging so many trees). They are just jealous of the much cooler SoCal people [also know as So Cool], with kind exception to the Bay area which is the last bastion of civilization as you go north into the wilderness.
As for water? I would expect them to have more appreciation of our recycling all of that Sacramento River water they just let go to waste, but what can you expect from people who don't surf?
I do understand their concern about the salmon (which they prolly catch with their bare hands and eat raw on the river banks.) I don't believe that they have discovered refrigeration up there yet, so they don't realize that the grocery stores are just chock full of all kinds of different fish!
Maybe it is time to send them a little more economic aid, though. You know, something that they can use like a great big toxic waste land fill or some strip mines - that should take their minds off their jealousy.
See!
In the Southland they huddel around thier pools and think that wet lands are the best place for a new housing development, after all who needs all the "bugs and stuff". It would be much better with a strip mall and lots of blacktop for skate boarding and all that good stuff
Safe-Bet I hope you think that all Us NorCal folks are hoplessly behind the times. Just remember where Arnold is living now. Very soon we'll have him hugging a redwood and weeping for the lost farmland devoured by the 'Land Developers' as our rice fields are replaced by ticky tacky slums for the hoards that invade trying to get away from the Tornados and Hurricanes, floods and yes even the mudslides.
But I am not afraid. I know that in time the land will recover as the greater World Wide Depression deepens, food get scarece and the cities are uninhabitable after there is no power to pump thier sewage .
Aha Ha Ha! The world is going to hell! in a handbasket!
Or other such new age crazieness.
All you folks in the Southland should have a good time and stay away form mudslides.
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See!
In the Southland they huddel around thier pools and think that wet lands are the best place for a new housing development, after all who needs all the "bugs and stuff". It would be much better with a strip mall and lots of blacktop for skate boarding and all that good stuff
Safe-Bet I hope you think that all Us NorCal folks are hoplessly behind the times. Just remember where Arnold is living now. Very soon we'll have him hugging a redwood and weeping for the lost farmland devoured by the 'Land Developers' as our rice fields are replaced by ticky tacky slums for the hoards that invade trying to get away from the Tornados and Hurricanes, floods and yes even the mudslides.
But I am not afraid. I know that in time the land will recover as the greater World Wide Depression deepens, food get scarece and the cities are uninhabitable after there is no power to pump thier sewage .
Aha Ha Ha! The world is going to hell! in a handbasket!
Or other such new age crazieness.
All you folks in the Southland should have a good time and stay away form mudslides.
It is 78 degrees and sunny as I write this from poolside. I am laying here working on my tan as I compose a STERN letter to the NoCal Barbarians about the quality of the water they have been sending as tribute.
Juan the Gay Pool Boy said that the pH of the current water is VERY alkali and he needed to buffer it to make it suitable for swimming! WTF NoCal! Get you damn priorities straight!
P.S. There are only one or two fluffy white clouds in the sky. Rain? Pffft! And a mudslide? As close as we will come to that is that it's one of the new flavor they are serving at Cold Stone!
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Oh Safe-Bet;
The sky will darken and freeze your gay pool boy in his tight little shorts. The Rain is coming and you better hope it rains in NorCal too. We're squeezing Popcorn Farts to keep the water flowing south as it is and the reseviors are as dry as they have been in many years.
If the North dries out the southland will suffer horribly.
You'll all will be drinking your pool water to stay alive and wishing the Colorado wasn't a drywash.
But keep smiling and keep writing. Big Arnold is on the job up here and he will turn up something.
So is it really 78? God, some times I wish I was in the land of the Big Kahoona again. Laguna Beach, Doheny, Mission Beach and La Jolla call to me in my sleep sometimes. It is cold and dark and damp up her inthe winter and I miss eating alfresco in SD in February. <sigh>
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Flood warnings around the Basin. Over an inch of rain recorded already. Man, in this part of the world the only thing we do in moderation is be moderate. Everything else . . . Xtreme Lyfe!
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You fool! How many rubber rattlers did you use? And what kind of dance did you do?
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Uh, you saw that jitterbug on Dancing With the Stars . . . ? And it's been so dry, don'tcherknow, I just turned the bag upside down. I hope you don't live at the bottom of a slope.
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I have heard tell of this "flood season" that the oldest in our tribe once spoke of. I thought it a myth. As I did rain...
Safe_Bet, how are we to deny the existence of these things now that they are happening? Perhaps...perhaps we can argue that they are tricks of the Sun god to test our faith?
Safe_Bet, how are we to deny the existence of these things now that they are happening? Perhaps...perhaps we can argue that they are tricks of the Sun god to test our faith?
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I'm not sure to what you are referring? The sun is shining at the moment. The Sun God is good and all powerful.
Sure, SOMEBODY needs to adjust their sprinklers and there was a lot of odd noises from outside last night, but rain? Pffft! I need to see it to believe it!
All I see right now is bright, beautiful sunshine like the Sun God and the Chamber of Tourism promised!
(Ever wonder why it only “rains” at night when you can’t see it? Right…)
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