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and pick my dress.
if you include roadkill in the buffet you get bonus points.
and pick my dress.
if you include roadkill in the buffet you get bonus points.
Is this true???
If you are really getting married, you totally gotta fly me in. I am way good at arts and crafts. I just need lots and lots of macaroni, pipe cleaners, fingerpaint, glue-one for gluin an one for eatin, a pair of left-handed scissors, stickers (if you're feeling generous), and plenty of construction paper.
I'll do the bestest job.![]()
Like the dresses?
and pick my dress.
if you include roadkill in the buffet you get bonus points.
fuck yeah!
these guys seem to think i should dress classy.
how little they know me.
tarzan is very silly.Slow down you fucking skank... hadn't we better find you somebody silly enough to marry you first...
with nipple tassles???Oh yeah. I would like rub glitter all over you.
not officially.
it's popping up in conversation, along with having babies and watersports.
fear not.
i never actually manage to go through with it.
serial fiance. with the ex i got as far as buying the dress and wedding rings.
i'll chicken out.
I think there's nothing more difficult/challenging than marriage; at the same time, nothing more satisfying if it's with the right person. The scary part is the lack of certainty...there's a reason it's referred to as "taking the leap." You do it, and hope for a soft landing.
Have courage and godspeed.
I'd offer to cater, but bangers and mash is as English as I get.
with nipple tassles???
what no denim?
bangers and mash is perfect!!
classy and cheap.
...he's rarely soft when i land.