North Pole Christmas (all welcome )

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North Pole is where this starts a month from Christmas . Santa and his crew where preparing for the big day , to bring smiles and cheers to all the children in the world.

There was work a lot of work still to be done and accomplished at the North Pole . As toys were needing to be made , a tree decorated , the reindeer had to be trained and all set and ready.

The elves he had were not always trusted as they always ended up somehow being busted . Their naughty doings and mishaps always seemed to put Christmas planning a few days back. All because they enjoyed lying on there backs.

The toymakers always knew their jobs , pushing a screwdriver , hammers and wrenches. Though they worked so hard to always please , those dam old naughty elves always seem to tease. This lead them into so much trouble as time was ticking , they all had to work double.

Santa was angry as the minutes and hours passed by , these dam fools had put Christmas behind.
 
Johnny woke up Nude in the Hay of the barn, Dancer Glaring at the Young 19 year old Elf. Johnny slowly Got up adjusting his Hat, So he can see.
“Hay don’t give me that look You Drank most of the alcohol.” Johnny Stood up not Ashamed of his limp but still large Cock waging between his legs as he walks around the Barn.

“Where are those twins, they always make me look for them after a party. We still got to Hid That broken Toy train set form last nights party .”
 
Maddy and Mandy were the resident trouble makers. While Johnny was asleep in the barn the had stolen his clothes. They were now in the factory wrapping them in a box. Placing a nice Christmas bow on top. Maddy was giggling as Mandy picked up the box. They went to Johnny's station and placed the package on his workbench. Attaching a note that said -Love Mandy and Maddy.- They took off to their own station laughing trying to pretend they were actually working.
 
Trista saw the twins causing drama and caos. Trista though decided it would be best to mind her own two cents . She headed towards her station with her candy cane in her mouth , skipping and singing . This was Tristas everyday lifestyle, as long as she had her papermint she was content. She managed to finally reach her station to find that someone had took some toys and broke them.
 
Athena woke up in her room to the snowman radio that sang "frosty The Snowman". One of her favorite tunes as she rolled out of bed. Her hazel eyes blinking back the sleep from her eyes. Yawning she streached and got out of bed. Wearign a simple nightgown as sh eslipped on her fuzzy pink slippers.


"My word they need to keep it quiet.."


She muttered, referrign to all the loud noise she heard the night before as she assumed her next door roomies were having a party. Sometimes she wondered why they partied so often. Not that she was that intrested in stayigng up all night and doign whatever they were doing. No, her fun and love was making the toys for the children and visiting the reigndeers! Of course, if she really wanted to have some fun she would go for a walk in their inclosed snowy paradise and make snowmen!

Most of the elves were very nice to Athena, as she was always nice and cheerefull to them. Assiding from a few that kept jeering at her callign her "Santa's favorite." Athena knew she wasn't born here, but she didn't think she was his favorite. Yea, he had her come speak to him a few times a wek, mkaign sure she was alright. But how was that any diffrent? Siging she quickly got dressed in the typical fashion. Though, she had the day off and would change into something else (modern clothing.) before too long. Her long dark hair pulled back she smiled and grabbed a napesack that held some carrots.


"Least I can go visit them before they hate me for not brinign them a treat for a week."


having not seen the deer for a few days she wanted to apoligise. They were swamped with work orders and Athen ahad several toys that provided a problem. Slipping through a few sid doors and halls she smiled and hurried off to the quarters for Santa's reigndeer. It didn't take long as she didn't have to really go outside. The Barn ha da ahall connecting it in case of a snow storm. That way the deer woudn't be lest unattended. The door opened as she ran in.

"Prancer, Dasher I have a -"

Her eyes opened wide as she saw a very nude Elf pacing the room. Only visible was his back side and bottom as she dropped the bag. A few carrots fell out as she covered her eyes and turned around.

"Oh.. W-what.. y-y- your..."


She stammared as her face grew as red as Santa's suit. Atehna refused to open her eyes as she leaned agains the beam by the door.
 
Tonka sat laughing in a corner nook with pieces of broken toys splayed before him. He was sipping his Kahlua spiked hot chocolate, his third of the day, wondering what mischief he could get into next.
Tonka had taken the the crop from the Little Miss Pony set and was flicking it back and forth, swatting on the female elves as they walked through the door near him.

Tonka, 347 years old and used to be in charge of making toys, but got demoted 153 years ago for using the wood toys as kindling.
 
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Trista was always such a goodie-goodie thought Tonka. She saw the broken toys and just started making new ones.
Tonka went to the cafeteria and got Trista a peppermint tea and added a bit of peppermint schnapps to it so she wouldnt know the difference. Tonka knew that Trista couldn't hold her alcohol.

Here Trista (holds out the tea in a beer stein). I can't believe someone would break your toys. I'll help you get caught up.
What are we making?
 
Santa sat up in his executive suite, and right now he wanted something to eat.
He was going over this years production reports, and what he read made him want to crap his shorts.
Production was down and lazyness was to blame, if he didn't act soon Christmas would shurely be lame.
He looked at the paddle hanging up on the wall, if the Elf's didn't get to work soon it would fall.
Their tight little butts would quiver and quake, Santa would spank them all make no mistake.
 
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Johnny turned to the surprised Athena. “ Hay Baby Doll. Yea im Nude that’s the word you’re looking for . Yea, yea I know its Wired But New orders from the Big jolly guy. No Clothes allowed, mater of fact you should strip right now Before You get in trouble.” Johnny Say as He looks around for some thing to Cover up with, when he head to the shop area to Look for the twins and his cloths. Not to mention to Watch the looks on their faces when they see I replace all their tools With dildos and vibrators not to mention when they pick One up The supper glue will make sure they don’t put it down.

Johnny Crabs a feeding Bucket and places it over his large member and lets go as it stays in place. He than turns back to Face the still Stunned Athena who is now looking at the bucked Held only in place by Johnny’s member.

“ You Know Its not polite to stair”
 
. Tonka knew that Trista couldn't hold her alcohol.

Here Trista (holds out the tea in a beer stein). I can't believe someone would break your toys. I'll help you get caught up.
What are we making?[/QUOTE]



Trista was caught by suprise here stood some sweet elf by the name of Tonka offering her some peppermint tea. " ooh how sweet of you to be so kind, yes please help as Santa Might get my behind." . She showed the boy the trucks she putting together , and all the pieces and how they went , she knew she better hurry , or Santa that mean old bitty eyed coot might not like her a bit.
 
Her jaw was hanign open as Johnny stood there with a proud smug on his face. She averted her gaze away as he caught her starign at the bucket. They all were playing pranks on them. Pursing her lips she crossed her arms and tried to not fall over as her face looked as if she had seen a dead body.

"I wasn't staring.. Y ou need to go. Just go.."

She turned looked over at Dancer. Right off she could tell the deer wasn't his normal self. Loking down she saw the several empty bottles of boo's. Her eyes opened wide as she spun on him.

"You got him drunk?! How.. I.. You could have killed them an dthen wher woul dSanta be at?!"

She didn't even bother to stay as she stormed out of the room.


"By the way. If it was a rule.. I woudl have seen the others naked.. Good luck explaining to Santa why your naked when he does inspection today."


Atehna shouted down the hall and tried to get th eimage out of her head of what she saw. His ass was glue to her mind when she buzze over to the workshop. Her eyes narrowed as Trista looked up to see heer rushing in. As if was Athena's face was pale nd she was in shock when she went to her bench and sat down next to Trista to just stare blanky at nothing..
 
. Trista was caught by suprise here stood some sweet elf by the name of Tonka offering her some peppermint tea. " ooh how sweet of you to be so kind, yes please help as Santa Might get my behind." . She showed the boy the trucks she putting together , and all the pieces and how they went , she knew she better hurry , or Santa that mean old bitty eyed coot might not like her a bit.

Tonka watched as Trista showed him the way the trucks went together. He took a swig of his hot chocolate and set about to pretend to be interested in getting some work done, when all he really wanted was to get Tritsa out of her elf boyshorts beneath her clothes.

He watches her take a few more sips of the 'peppermint tea' and then leans across to get an axle and brushes he perky breasts.

Trista, how many trucks are you behind?
 
Zeke woke up smiling. the days were counting down, Christmas was almost upon them. Zeke jumped up and threw on his zealous clothes and merry jesters hat with the mistletoe on the front of it. he loved his christmas hat. he wore it all the time. it wasnt often that you could find him without it.

Zeke headed off down the stairs towards his kitchen. On the way he came across Athena looking kinda, well he didnt know what. "Good Morning, Athena. How are you today." He walked right up to her. pointing up at his mistletoe with a smile. He loved his Hat. He kissed Athena on the cheek and moved on down the way. He saw Trista and Tonka working awa at some toys at trista's station. no biggie right. he walked right up. "Good Morning, Trista, Tonka." He walked straight over to Trista and kissed ehr cheek. He saw her look at him and then smiled and pointed at the Mistletoe proudly mounted on his Hat. "Can I help yall with anything this morning." He recieved a negative answer, that they had it. so he continued on his way and got on his Apron, firing up his stoves he went to work on making lunch and cookies. Lunch was going to be a good one today. Today was a great day.
 
Trista was amazed by how quick Zeke approached her , the kiss was a gesture , but she was so busy fixing someone mistakes that she hadn't had time for much of anything. So she said in a chipper voice with her sweet little smile "Good Morning Zeke ". She did not want to seem rude.

She looked at Tonka, "Too may way too many and I ma not even sure at this point if I will ever get caught up here ." Trista knew after all that has happend she was so behind that she herself was even laughing.
 
Maddy and Mandy sat at there table giggling as they waited for Johnny to find his clothes. They saw Trista she was sad looking. They walked over to her. "We can help" they said in unison. Something they did that alot. They each picked up some tools and began to help her rebuild.
 
She looked at Tonka, "Too may way too many and I ma not even sure at this point if I will ever get caught up here ." Trista knew after all that has happend she was so behind that she herself was even laughing.

Tonka could see that the spiked tea was taking the desired affect as Trista was starting to giggle. Watching her take a few more sips of the tea, Tonka decided she was well primed to be taken advantage of"

"Well, since we are so far behind anyway, why don't you lean over the work bench and you can take a ride on my north pole. Afterwards, I promise to help you get caught up so Santa doesn't spank you."
 
Trista thought wait a minute is this shit spiked . "What the fuck Tonka?"" If you wanted to get layed just ask ." she chipper and giggling all the time and besides she always had that dam old cane in her mouth for a great reason .
 
She didn't even notice when zeke approached her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Still really out of it and feeling bad that she went off like she did. Yet, she had no choice as she sighed and muttered something about not giving Prancer and Vixen their carrots. Only to be inturpted when Trista swore.


"Hey. Trista.. DOn't swear.. Please? And the whole Liad thing.. "

Athena felt her face go red from it. She wasn't that dumb about sex.. but she thought it was absub in its own right that they were beign lude about it.


"Oh. Sorry.. I. .I dint' mean to go off. It.. Well.. Johnny... "

SHe trailed off and coveed her fac ein embarressment.
 
Trista thought wait a minute is this shit spiked . "What the fuck Tonka?"" If you wanted to get layed just ask ." she chipper and giggling all the time and besides she always had that dam old cane in her mouth for a great reason .


Tonka was surprised at her bluntness, usually she's just so damn perky and happy, she just didn't seem like the horny elf type.

"Well, duh, Trista. I saw you sucking on that candy cane and couldn't help myself."

The bulge in Tonka's green trousers grew larger and larger and even the curls in his elf slippers were straightening out as he watched Trista giggle and jiggle in her elf suit.

"Do you want to go at it here on the work bench or go to the pile of stuffed animals ready for shipping?"
 
Trista wasnt sure what to do , she sat there looking at the toys and looking towards him .. She wanted too but she really shouldnt .. " Umm .. um.. I think I better not but maybe later after I get all this caught up." Trista wasnt sure that she even wanted sex yet, she could only focus on the toys in front of her. " Dammit " she said as she was just so dam tempted .. She decided and debated better not.
 
Tonka could see that Trista was worried about the amount of trucks should still had to build.

"Trista, I promise that you'll get those trucks built in time and what get in trouble if you have sex with me."

With that, Tonka reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of green and red dust. Tonka shook the vial and held it out to Trista, but after she reached for it, he pulled it back.

"After sex, you can have it."
 
Santa had enough of reading reports, he got his jolly old fat self out of his chair and he slid the patio door open that went out to the balcony that overlooked the toy production area. He walked out and he leaned on the railing looking over things.

The floor was a beehive of activity, with hundreds of Elf's and toy makers at their benches all banging away at the toy's they were assembling. Everything looked fine so far, and he was just about to turn around and go back inside, when he noticed the door on the far end of the building open and a Elf walked in.

Ordinarily he wouldn't have noticed it, but this Elf was stark naked, well not naked exactly, he had a bucket over his privates...

"What the hell..." He'd get to the bottom of this right away, he thought and he walked over to the sliding 'North Pole' that was at the end of the balcony. It was painted like a peppermint stick, and he grabbed it with both hands and he wrapped his legs around it and he slid down to the first floor.

"OOOOHHHH SHIITTTTT" Santa screamed out, as he slid down way too fast, and he crashed to the floor and he fell hard on his ass. He got up rubbing his ass, knowing that he would have a huge bruise on it.

"Son of a bitch" he cursed... "ATHENA!!!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs.

"Damn" he could never find that girl, what good was it to have an assistant, if he could never find her. "ATHENA!!!" He screamed again as he started walking down the rows of of work stations to find her.

He finally located her, sitting at a bench.

"There you are. Athena, someone greased my pole!"
 
She had just started to come ut of her daze and open the tools of her work bench when she heard her name being bellowed. At first she ignored it, thinking it was another joke until she saw Santa parting through the sea of chaos and looked at her.

"There you are. Athena, someone greased my pole!"

Her face drew to a blank and her eyes ioened wide. Why did everything have to be such an inuendo? It must have shown on her face and Santa chuckled.

"I don't mean.. The North Pole down there.." He pointed to where he ordered a few elves to clean it. "That's dangerous. I could have broken my neck."


"Oh..."


Athena sighed and stood up. Her composure still the same as he gave her a hug. In the backround she knew some of the elves were snickring. It was like being called teachers pet in school. Except this wasn't school as she pulled back and backed up.

"Well, thejokes have been getting pretty bad.... Oh no..."



She looked back past him to see Johnny wa lking over. A lopsided grin on is face as he got looked at. Santa turned around and gave the elf a stern look that demanded what happened and then back at her.

"He.. Uh.. I foundhim lik ethat when I went to feed the Deer Santa..." Her face was red again as she refused to look at Johnny for the embaresment. It was so painfully clear that she was still innocent. Santa looked like he was gonna throw a fit for upsetting her.
 
Tonka could see that Trista was worried about the amount of trucks should still had to build.

"Trista, I promise that you'll get those trucks built in time and what get in trouble if you have sex with me."

With that, Tonka reached into his pocket and pulled out a vial of green and red dust. Tonka shook the vial and held it out to Trista, but after she reached for it, he pulled it back.

"After sex, you can have it."

Trista knew Tonka had the cure to make all these dam toys become fixed and in piece once again . She looked at him shyly just at first then got up from her desk and headed straight for the stuffed Toys.

She gave him a finger waving him over as she spreaded her legs open inviting him some.

She took her own finger and slid in it in between her nice flower that was awaiting his arrival. Then removed it gently and licked it devilishy and winked just once .
 
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Maddy and Mandy had been trying to help Trista rebuild her toys but it seemed like Tonka was interstead in something else. Mandy and and Maddy just couldn't have that. They got up and walked into the kitchen. Mandy sitting down at a long counter. She looked at her sister who had moved over to Zeke. "Need any help?" Maddy asked. Mandy on the other hand got some gingerbread and started to build a gingerbread house.
 
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