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Another Oompa Loompa Tan Squeaky Voiced Sorority Whores All Aroud Me Intolorable Weekend pic


http://www.geocities.com/jvcassidy/JaimeIMG052.jpg

Ok I don't mean to offend when I say this, but the coloring and the Oompa Loompa reference couldn't stop my noggin from getting a mental pic of the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Violet. (She was the chick that ate the gum and blew up into a giant blueberry...right?)

Anyways....random thought aside, it's quite cute. Thanks for sharing. :D
 
Ok I don't mean to offend when I say this, but the coloring and the Oompa Loompa reference couldn't stop my noggin from getting a mental pic of the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Violet. (She was the chick that ate the gum and blew up into a giant blueberry...right?)

Anyways....random thought aside, it's quite cute. Thanks for sharing. :D

Oh that doesnt offend me. Those squealy bitches dragged me to a faux tan place because my pasty corpsey white skin wouldnt attract any beer chugging, brainless frat guys.

I like my pastey corpsey white skin.
 
That is EXACTLY how I look... minus the shirt

And also, you know how much big words like inundated turn me on :cattail:

And you know that turning you on is my sole purpose in life.

I'd like to think that your eyes would be a bit more intense if you had just taken my load, though.
 

Awesome group shot. Hope everyone had a good time. :D

Oh that doesnt offend me. Those squealy bitches dragged me to a faux tan place because my pasty corpsey white skin wouldnt attract any beer chugging, brainless frat guys.

I like my pastey corpsey white skin.

Yeah I like my pastey white skin too. My arms have always had a farmer's tan though and I hate it. :mad:
 
Awesome group shot. Hope everyone had a good time. :D



Yeah I like my pastey white skin too. My arms have always had a farmer's tan though and I hate it. :mad:

We all had a blast =^^=

And I walked away from that night without getting completely trashed.

Can either take that as being 1 for 2 or 2 for 2 lol
 
As I have explained about my sad orange skin, they made me

And no my mouth was not full of beer, because those plastic bitch barbies only bought bitch beer





AND


And you know that turning you on is my sole purpose in life.

I'd like to think that your eyes would be a bit more intense if you had just taken my load, though.


You're so fucking romantic eh
 
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As I have explained about my sad orange skin, they made me

And no my mouth was not full of beer, because those plastic bitch barbies only bought bitch beer


AND


You're so fucking romantic eh

That's because you get me.

What exactly is bitch beer? Is it pink and sugarry?
 
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