male: bored, horny and looking for phone fun...

[thickguy1]

I'm home alone and I'm bored and super horny. I'm hoping to find a sexy lady would you like to play on the phone this evening.

PM me if you're interested.

 

[UselessDesires]

I'm home alone and I'm bored and super horny. I'm hoping to find a sexy lady would you like to play on the phone this evening.

PM me if you're interested.

Boredom is never an attractive quality. It implies that you're too lazy to find your own amusement and expect someone else to amuse you.

 

[thickguy1]

Boredom is never an attractive quality. It implies that you're too lazy to find your own amusement and expect someone else to amuse you.

I prefer to think of it as my work is done, I'm getting ready for bed but I have an enormous amount of energy that I can use to pleasure a lovely lady this evening

 

[UselessDesires]

Do you realize that 6% of your posts this year have said that you are bored? I'm curious, has that angle worked for you?

(Please don't mistake my stupid attempt at humor as being bitchy. I'm really just trying to elicit a response that doesn't involve asking me what I'm wearing or what size my bra is.)

 

[thickguy1]

I don't spend a lot of time on Lit, I have a very busy life and very little time to be online. However, I find that Lit is a wonderful place to meet fun people and blow off some steam.

Since I'm usually running at 200 mph I find that I get bored when I'm not so I post online to look for some fun since I have the time.

 

[UselessDesires]

I don't spend a lot of time on Lit, I have a very busy life and very little time to be online. However, I find that Lit is a wonderful place to meet fun people and blow off some steam.

Since I'm usually running at 200 mph I find that I get bored when I'm not so I post online to look for some fun since I have the time.

Wow, I'm impressed, I normally only run at about 5 miles an hour. However, I'm in a similiar situation of very little free time to be online looking for distraction. Unfortunately I think I've explored about as much as this forum has to offer and I find it wanting and more frustrating than anything. So why am I here you ask? I suppose it's because I'm alone and bored.

 

[thickguy1]

care to have some phonesex and see what happens?

 

[UselessDesires]

care to have some phonesex and see what happens?

I think I answered that, didn't I?

 

[TallMan60]

Do you realize that 6% of your posts this year have said that you are bored? I'm curious, has that angle worked for you?

(Please don't mistake my stupid attempt at humor as being bitchy. I'm really just trying to elicit a response that doesn't involve asking me what I'm wearing or what size my bra is.)

If it's only 6% this year, he's doing pretty good. And the year is almost over.

 

[UselessDesires]

If it's only 6% this year, he's doing pretty good. And the year is almost over.

As I said, it was my lame attempt at humor.

 

[TallMan60]

As I said, it was my lame attempt at humor.

Mine was more lame. Or lamer if you prefer.

 

[avvikande]

Mine was more lame. Or lamer if you prefer.

Perhaps lametastic!!

*wave* Long time no see Tallman, how's things dangling on your side of the world?

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

Bleh...the bored "type" are the ones who fall asleep immediately afterward and snore in your ear all night. I would much prefer have someone who was creative and energetic myself

 

[irishrule05]

Bored is a state of mind. Getting one's self out of such a state requires mental and physical stamina.