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cutebrowngirl

cutebrowngirl

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My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.
 
That's why it should never be removed from where it belongs. :D
 
cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.
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Why would she have to wash her hands?...:)
 
cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.
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I would love to play with your dildo.:D:cool:
 
Yeah, I thought it must have been recently used for you to react in that fashion.

It kind of reminds me of that ikea commercial where the young child is playing rocket with mommies vibrator and goes hysterical when it starts to vibrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_pK4H-0sg
 
SkAoUt said:
Yeah, I thought it must have been recently used for you to react in that fashion.

It kind of reminds me of that ikea commercial where the young child is playing rocket with mommies vibrator and goes hysterical when it starts to vibrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_pK4H-0sg
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Lol. Whether I used it ten years ago or ten minutes ago, why wouldn't I yank it away and tell her to go wash her hands?
 
cutebrowngirl said:
Lol. Whether I used it ten years ago or ten minutes ago, why wouldn't I yank it away and tell her to go wash her hands?
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I am assuming that since you are, in your words, "...a bit OCD about handwashing/asepsis..." you would have washed your dildo right after you used it last. And based on that assumption I wouldn't see the need for your niece to have to wash her hands after touching your clean dildo.
 
cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.
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It's important that she learns how it's used.
Did you explain?
BTW - why the hand-washing fetish?
 
SkAoUt said:
I am assuming that since you are, in your words, "...a bit OCD about handwashing/asepsis..." you would have washed your dildo right after you used it last. And based on that assumption I wouldn't see the need for your niece to have to wash her hands after touching your clean dildo.
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That's the OCD part. Doesn't matter how much you wash something, it's never totally clean. Besides that it was a good distraction. She didn't end up asking what it was. Phew
 
I have heard a similar story from someone else.

Kids get into everything.
 
prettygrl said:
I have heard a similar story from someone else.

Kids get into everything.
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My friend just told me she found her three year old walking around with her light up thrusting dildo....lighting up and thrusting. He found it under her bed. lol
 
cutebrowngirl said:
My friend just told me she found her three year old walking around with her light up thrusting dildo....lighting up and thrusting. He found it under her bed. lol
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Yeah, this was another Litster.

Her kid was sucking it and ran out to her mother in law...or something like that.

Poor thing. lol
 
Karen Kraft said:
Germs are good for the lil' bitch.

Keeps her immunities up.

Also, I would bet you dollars to donut holes the dildo is cleaner than the pencil she puts in her mouth every day at school.
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The first two I agree with, but the latter... uh............. they still have pencils in school nowadays?
 
cutebrowngirl said:
My sister is out of town so I am babysitting my seven year old niece. Well, just now, we are sitting on my bed nonchalantly joking about what I am cooking for dinner when I look up and realize she is holding and feeling up my dildo.
I yanked it from her and told her to go wash her hands. Oh boy. Not used to having kids around.
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That's why I keep my porn and assorted paraphernalia locked away. If one of my nieces or nephews wants to find something that they shuldn't, they'd need to know how to pick locks.
 
prettygrl said:
Yeah, this was another Litster.

Her kid was sucking it and ran out to her mother in law...or something like that.

Poor thing. lol
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Lol that is hilarious! That's a story that kid doesn't want his mom repeating to his girlfriend years from now...
 
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