B_Gus_Richards
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And stop leaching off his wife.
When will Miles start his assault on Monster.com and get a job?
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tinylittlegnat
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i hope soon his wife and i have some catching up to do
LadyFunkenstein
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I've heard this rumor mulitple times. What is the source for this? Not that I disbelieve - Miles does strike me as a real loser type.
KRCummings
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The guy is dumb as a bag of hammers and comes off as the type who'd expect to live off of someone else.
RoryN
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What would he have to offer a sugar momma-type wife? Bedroom skills?
The guy started a thread about "music to fuck to", and listed Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye as his top choice. He's the mayor of Squareville. He'd use a protractor to find a clit.
No, seriously: THIS song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7cbQjC8IV8
The guy started a thread about "music to fuck to", and listed Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye as his top choice. He's the mayor of Squareville. He'd use a protractor to find a clit.
No, seriously: THIS song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7cbQjC8IV8
LadyFunkenstein
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Oh come on, that can't possibly be true! My god...if someone put that song on for me, I'd dry up like a bone. And its very, very hard for that to happen to me.
ETA: found the thread, oh good grief...
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RobDownSouth
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About 5 years ago, there were some very interesting Yahoo messenger logs featuring Miles floating around here (hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!) featuring Miles at his cyberin' sleazy neurotic best.
Long story short: Miles used to be "Mr. Mom", staying at home to take care of the kids while wifey worked. She has some executive position. This allowed Miles to troll Lit for women during the day. Woe wuz Miles, he had a high sex drive and wifey lost interest after the kids came, the usual spiel. That silver-tongued debbil convinced some women with self-esteem issues to meet him in Atlanta for sex, after which he promptly dumped them and went on to his next conquest. He was a self-proclaimed "sex addict", you see?
Well, wifey found out and playtime was over. She made him go out and get a job and took away his internet access for a year (!!!), this was around 2005-2006 if I recall. Miles vanished off the face of the Literotica earth then. He then either got a promotion or switched jobs but now has access to the internet again during the day.
Miles' best "pinnacle of sleaze" moment on Lit was the day of the Virginia Tech shootings...there was a thread with everyone expressing horror and outrage and he was using that thread to flirt and pick up some fresh cyber-nookie.
RoryN
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That's always the reaction I get when I mention it.
Yup. He's really that lame.
EDIT: And here it is - http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=13769122&highlight=goodbye#post13769122
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Le Jacquelope
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Oh God, my sides. My sides!!! Oh my sides.
Make it stop. Please, make the laughing stop!!!
LadyFunkenstein
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I've actually heard a bit about those chat logs.
So what's the deal with Miles, is he all that attractive? That sexy? Or does he just go for the pushover low self-esteem types because they will take whomever is willing to fuck them?
And can any of them attest to him actually playing one of those horrible songs to get his fuck on?
RoryN
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I can see his setup before unleashing this sex-crazed tune onto his wife. Him, sitting with newspaper and pipe in hand - she, knitting in a separate chair...
"You know, I feel like being tender with you this evening. What do you say we adjourn to the bedroom, turn on our new Sears 45rpm player, let it warm up, and listen to The Casinos?"
"Ooooh, you naughty, naughty man! You know what gets me going! But you'd better not throw on Lawrence Welk, or..."
[raised eyebrow] "Or, what?"
"OH!" [faints]
rosco rathbone
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I always picture him as looking like that guy with the mustache in his av. Cary Grant or Clark Gable, whoever it is.
Le Jacquelope
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One of them was Doll Parts.
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RoryN
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Hanns Schmidt who, I guess, was trying to claim himself as a hacker, posted what he said was my personal info (wasn't even close, of course). Miles, being the good guy that he is, then tried to direct people to that thread. 
Hanns made some other thread dedicated to me where he'd claimed a certain "mastery" over me...which was just some simple keyword search he'd done on my screenname, or something like that. I detailed what he'd done (which was obvious to both myself, and a lot of other members), laughed at him, and that was the end of Hanns.
Hanns made some other thread dedicated to me where he'd claimed a certain "mastery" over me...which was just some simple keyword search he'd done on my screenname, or something like that. I detailed what he'd done (which was obvious to both myself, and a lot of other members), laughed at him, and that was the end of Hanns.
Le Jacquelope
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Bump... for the funniest post of the last 2 months.
I have a feeling he has never had sex.
