Looking for that frisson again

[Inrhapsody]

Ah, InRhapsody, how you tease. Sexy Brit I am not, nor shall ever be, and I love that you invite people into tame debauchery. Tomorrow we should try skinless sunbathing or quiet pillaging. I would say oxymoron but I don't know how to spell it.

You're right, you are the elite of Lit. You probably gather in a tall building somewhere each morning to discuss how to run the world. Very Orwellian. Perhaps you would be MiniLit? Maybe MiniPorn? Those who look up to you (because it is a very tall tower after all) must have a comfortable name to call you.

Why do we do that? Why do we shorten names so often? "Lit" is a prime example. Was it too much to say Literotica? Do we not have that extra half-second to spare? What do we do with all those nanoseconds we save? Waste them on "Lit" probably. Waste them on "Literotica" even.

I love you all, and adore you all of course, but I must confess the truth. My own feet were lost in a horrible misunderstanding during a game of "Minesweeper." If only Bill Gates had said "Rule 1, this game should only be played on a computer, and does not in any way require a flight to Angola" I'd be fine. Since then I have been using elephant dung as a low-cost prosthetic because it is readily available, it doesn't matter if my feet smell, and I can fertilise the roses here at EA towers with the cast offs every time I make myself a new pair of sneaker fillers. Sorry

Oh my, my, my...all of this worth repeating? In magenta I might add. I feel honored (honoured) by your desire to further make a point, with the same words, different color (COLOUR). Might I also suggest, that when being verbose the words leave my mind in such quick response, that often words are shortened, least I forget them before the next word enters my mind. Ahhh age, not always full of wisdom and grace.

 

[ms_interpretation]

If I didn't know better, I would say that sounds like an american attempting irony...

Watch out EA! She is using her feminine wiles to draw you into her dark world. Speaking as a "victim" myself, I can only warn you of the danger of SMUT!

Since I do know better, I recognize these as the words of a man flailing in shark-infested waters, seeking out an excuse as a life preserver......and finding none.

Further more, hiding behind the skirt tail of the fairer sex.

Adam: Eve made me eat that apple......she was naked you know?
God: You're the first, but you won't be the last to make that excuse.....blah, blah, blah


Admit it. That apple was good. They're plentiful on the darkside....should you get a craving for more.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Good grief, Charley Brown, I'm gone 5 minutes and when I get back the thread is littered with the detritus of your fruitiness. Talk about gone to seed....

Was it really so difficult to maintain your dignity? I'm disappointed in you, particularly in INS whom I thought had managed to walk erect and stop knuckle dragging some weeks ago. Of course InRhapsody was always going to tempt you all toward the dark side, and Jon would go traipsing after her as gaily as a Billy Goat Gruff toward the elysian fields, but I thought Jekyll might stay in the light for at least a few minutes...

(walks off, head bowed and muttering)

Not the dark side darling! If you will remember it was in candlelight and you had taken off your glasses. Let's face it...I look really good when the lights are off.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Since I do know better, I recognize these as the words of a man flailing in shark-infested waters, seeking out an excuse as a life preserver......and finding none.

Further more, hiding behind the skirt tail of the fairer sex.

Adam: Eve made me eat that apple......she was naked you know?
God: You're the first, but you won't be the last to make that excuse.....blah, blah, blah


Admit it. That apple was good. They're plentiful on the darkside....should you get a craving for more.

OK, I admit it, the apple was good! But wasn't it an odd shape?!?

 

[ItNeverSets]

Since I do know better, I recognize these as the words of a man flailing in shark-infested waters, seeking out an excuse as a life preserver......and finding none.

Further more, hiding behind the skirt tail of the fairer sex.

Adam: Eve made me eat that apple......she was naked you know?
God: You're the first, but you won't be the last to make that excuse.....blah, blah, blah


Admit it. That apple was good. They're plentiful on the darkside....should you get a craving for more.

OK, I admit it, the apple was good! But wasn't it an odd shape?!?

 

[ms_interpretation]

OK, I admit it, the apple was good! But wasn't it an odd shape?!?

So good, you had to reiterate.......musta been one hell of an apple.
As to shapes, don't be concerned with the shape of the metaphor. Just enjoy it.
Devour it. Savor it. Lick every drop.......then have seconds.

 

[Wings27]

OK, I admit it, the apple was good! But wasn't it an odd shape?!?

*snort*

 

[ItNeverSets]

So good, you had to reiterate.......musta been one hell of an apple.
As to shapes, don't be concerned with the shape of the metaphor. Just enjoy it.
Devour it. Savor it. Lick every drop.......then have seconds.

I've never been a big fan of apples but now I seem to have developed an intense craving...

 

[ms_interpretation]

I've never been a big fan of apples but now I seem to have developed an intense craving...

peaches, plums and melons perhaps?

 

[ItNeverSets]

peaches, plums and melons perhaps?

Just don't mention juicey pairs again... I mean pears of course

 

[ms_interpretation]

Just don't mention juicey pairs again... I mean pears of course

of course.....those are a given. just thought i'd cover any unchartered territory of the fruit bin.

 

[EnglishAgain]

In finest self-aggrandizing fashion, I have a whole page of pics published on the internet now! Our travel guide in Thailand took lots of pictures and has posted them on their company website. I am now "Mr Gordon." How pompous does that sound? Sadly, I think I quite like the pomposity.

Thanks for the welcome back, everyone. It's been a busy week trying to get my company back under control and also trying to move my little invention thing along a bit, but I think I'm getting there now. I find myself musing on the antics of you "Frissonians" every morning now, and I still wonder what I get from this thread. I think perhaps it is a sense of community, and even a sense of family, if that makes sense. My own upbringing deviated a little from the standard, and family has been a very important thing to me ever since, so I now consider you all as somehow relative.

Leaving aside the obvious incestuous implications that this could raise (except with you Jon, I'm sorry but we're never going to be an item. It's time we both faced that fact and moved on in our lives...but we'll always have the Waller) and not descending into Einsteinian discussions of how square an MC has to be, I realised last night that this is where I come to simply offload some of those rambling thoughts I have so very often, knowing that you lovely people will either understand, satirise or sympathise. I like making you all smile, which I hope I do on a regular basis. It makes me feel good. The fact that each of you is in some way superior to me (and I don't mean that in an inferiority complex sort of way, simply that you all have some talent, skill or facet to yourselves which I admire) makes me feel even bettter.

There, got that off my chest. I've been bursting to tell you that ever since it occurred to me. Also, I forget things very quickly now that the senile dementia is setting in so I have to make sure things are written down immediately.

On a separate note, we are having yet another gathering in EA towers tonight. In remembrance of the usual poorly planned plotting of long-dead Catholics we shall be setting off whizz-bangs and sparklers, gathering in the garden to enjoy a galaxy of gunpowder-laden delights. I expect ItNeverSets will have a hangover again in the morning.

Incidentally, my wife now refers to him as her spare husband. Should I be worried?

Have fun

 

[Wings27]

No need to be worried, I would think a spare husband has more to do with chores and the like than sex. Well, unless you're married to me. Or wait, oh nevermind.

A very good friend of mine just signed up to begin posting, I shall see if I can entice her to say a few words soon. I said I'd introduce her to a few wonderful people, and this thread is just so chock full of them! This is a wonderful place to unload, EA. I appreciate the fact that you even started it.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Incidentally, my wife now refers to him as her spare husband. Should I be worried?

Now isn't that funny. I think of him like that too...

 

[Jekyll87]

I think perhaps it is a sense of community, and even a sense of family, if that makes sense. My own upbringing deviated a little from the standard, and family has been a very important thing to me ever since, so I now consider you all as somehow relative.

Leaving aside the obvious incestuous implications that this could raise (except with you Jon, I'm sorry but we're never going to be an item. It's time we both faced that fact and moved on in our lives...but we'll always have the Waller) and not descending into Einsteinian discussions of how square an MC has to be, I realised last night that this is where I come to simply offload some of those rambling thoughts I have so very often, knowing that you lovely people will either understand, satirise or sympathise. I like making you all smile, which I hope I do on a regular basis. It makes me feel good. The fact that each of you is in some way superior to me (and I don't mean that in an inferiority complex sort of way, simply that you all have some talent, skill or facet to yourselves which I admire) makes me feel even bettter.

Ahh...I think of all of you as my family too.
Things have been busy here now. And hopefully I'll still be able to visit you lot. But as it looks now, I'm heading for the miss Katze way. I'll pop my head in from time to time, hope you all miss me..

Have fun.

 

[katze101]

Hello peeps! I just read the last page of this thread (too bothersome to read where I left off, not that I"m saying that this thread is a bother, but I'm probably wasting precious moments just posting here, not that I have lots of time to waste anyway, lol) Seems like the peeps here now have a name: Frissonians! Wow! I like that. I can say that I am a part-time Literotican, and part-time Frissonian. lol It has a nice ring to it, but it somehow reminds me of the Smithsonian Institute. bleh. And I have instituted a "way" according to Jekyll. He said he'll be heading the "miss katze way" and will just be dropping by here once in while. Wow, it makes me feel like I'm some kind of kung fu or martial arts or meditation master, since I have now instituted a "way". (in a soft, gentle voice Okay, now, children... leave your troubles behind, and let us all unburden ourselves as we follow the miss katze way. Breathe in.... and out... lol

Have a lovely weekend everyone!

 

[ItNeverSets]

Weekend

EA was right, I have got a hangover! It's now 7.30pm and I still feel rough!

I'm too tired right now to be coherent enough to give you a full report on the fireworks and the floor show that came with them courtesy of EA. So I'm just popping in to say hi.... HI!!

 

[ms_interpretation]

EA was right, I have got a hangover! It's now 7.30pm and I still feel rough!

I'm too tired right now to be coherent enough to give you a full report on the fireworks and the floor show that came with them courtesy of EA. So I'm just popping in to say hi.... HI!!

*directly into his ear*
HI INS!

(i do hope my shouting doesn't bother you )

 

[EnglishAgain]

Hello peeps! I just read the last page of this thread (too bothersome to read where I left off, not that I"m saying that this thread is a bother, but I'm probably wasting precious moments just posting here, not that I have lots of time to waste anyway, lol) Seems like the peeps here now have a name: Frissonians! Wow! I like that. I can say that I am a part-time Literotican, and part-time Frissonian. lol It has a nice ring to it, but it somehow reminds me of the Smithsonian Institute. bleh. And I have instituted a "way" according to Jekyll. He said he'll be heading the "miss katze way" and will just be dropping by here once in while. Wow, it makes me feel like I'm some kind of kung fu or martial arts or meditation master, since I have now instituted a "way". (in a soft, gentle voice Okay, now, children... leave your troubles behind, and let us all unburden ourselves as we follow the miss katze way. Breathe in.... and out... lol

Have a lovely weekend everyone!

I have to say from the little I know of you Katze, that I would rather try your way than any other. I don't know Jekyll enough to comment but he seems like a really nice person. Hopefully he's good enough (and worldly enough) for you, and vice versa.
Om

 

[ItNeverSets]

*directly into his ear*
HI INS!

(i do hope my shouting doesn't bother you )

You're so funny.

 

[Inrhapsody]

EA was right, I have got a hangover! It's now 7.30pm and I still feel rough!

I'm too tired right now to be coherent enough to give you a full report on the fireworks and the floor show that came with them courtesy of EA. So I'm just popping in to say hi.... HI!!

poor baby...

 

[ms_interpretation]

You're so funny.

you know i'm only teasing.......there, there. *hugs*
aspirin?

 

[ItNeverSets]

you know i'm only teasing.......there, there. *hugs*
aspirin?

Feeling better again now, Yay!

I'm back at my place now after a weekend of entertainment at EA Towers and what grand entertainment it was! I finished work on Friday and drove the 2 hours down to his place. I arrived just in time for the fireworks, only one of which went wrong and nearly killed us all (luckily I was half-cut by then and failed to notice)!

We ate (chilli, beans, baked potatoes), drank (beer and vodka), and were merry (amazing the crowds with my wide and varied array of accents which all sound like Johnny 5).

I managed to get away with only looking at the first 500 of his holiday photos as well! Phew

I'm sure that EA will agree, I did nothing embarrassing and was an absolute wag. At no point did I make any inappropriate comments or wipe my hands on people because the towel in the bathroom had gone missing... No sir, not me *polishes halo*

 

[ItNeverSets]

Now isn't that funny. I think of him like that too...

I'm not sure whether to be honoured or nervous... Thought of as a spare by two different women!

 

[EnglishAgain]

I'm not sure whether to be honoured or nervous... Thought of as a square by two different women!

Did I hear that correctly?